Illustrated fiction is desired but not required.
Make us laugh out loud, ooh and aah, and cry, "Eureka!" Please read our Aldo Zelnick series to determine if we might be on the same page. Then and only then (and remember, we're looking for hysterically funny), we invite you to complete and submit this form.
Please DO NOT send submissions via snail mail or e-mail. We will reply to neither. Also, DO NOT phone us.
Please do not send us more than three submissions at a time.
You MUST complete this online submission form to be considered. If, after completing and submitting the form, you also need to send us e-mail attachments (such as sample illustrations or excerpts of graphics), you may e-mail them to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thanks for taking the time to learn more about us. We look forward to learning more about you!
OK. Got all that? Now show us what you've got! (We're sitting down and prepared to be amazed.)