The Haikooligan's Customizable Craziness
Did you ever want to support an imaginary poet? Did you know that the bank accounts of imaginary poets can help living poets afford things like food and electricity? Are you curious what this poet can do in a mere seventeen syllables? Bonus points for you if all your descriptions arrive in haiku form.

Use this form to order your very-own haiku (in standard 5-7-5 format for a total of 17 syllables in English)! The look and feel of the shrine that you build to hold this memento forever is up to you. The amount that you decide to pay will allow The Haikooligan to keep spreading the enjoyment of syllables. But seriously, I could really go for a grilled veggie burger right about now. I'll literally have more energy to make something more creative than just words arranged in order. Money is the root of all lives.

Upon submission: I will begin musing on your ideas. Eventually I may even remember to ask for money. And then, I write!



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Give me a theme (situation, feeling, or concept) or an object (person, place, thing).
Or perhaps you want your haiku to be inspired by a picture. Please share a link that will allow me to view this picture. I hear dropbox works well for allowing you to turn your own pictures into a clickable link: https://db.tt/kYPD6KRV
What are some words to describe the emotions that this theme, object, or picture stir up deep in your bellyfeelers? Glee? Wonder? Worry? Doubt? The uncontrollable urge to laugh diabolically?
On a scale from 1 to 5, pick a number that describes yourself in relation to the universe.
Numbers...
What do they mean?
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$1 per syllable stops my stomach from grumbling ($17)
Though I suppose $0.10 per syllable affords me some non-organic apples ($1.70)
$5 per syllable is more than enough to make me do a cartwheel ($85)
Though I suppose what you pay is entirely up to you!

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The Haikooligan
P.O. Box 6688
Portland, OR 97228
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