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'this blue eyeliner has made me Way Too Approachable'
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Person A: I bought you an umbrella. but if you don't like it I'm sure I can give it to someone else. / Person B: thank you! what kind of umbrella is it? how much was it? / Person A: a cursed umbrella. / Who is Person A?
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[shaking a baby-sized bottle of turmeric juice] oh vampires!!!! come get your juice!!!!
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Person A: do you feel attacked / Person A: you should / Person A: I'm attacking you / Who is Person A?
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[to Dr. Nadel*] We Love Deception!!! / *if you are unfamiliar, please see his wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Nadel
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Person A: i keep seeing the cat person thing online and i'm afraid to open it / Person B: please. please come into the suffering dome with me. / Person A: what did i just read / Person A: i really thought this was going to be about a cat person hybrid creature
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'i hate when my human friend is replaced by a Bad Take Generator'
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'Can you take that rat out of your mouth when you talk to me?'
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Person A: I can't believe you still haven't see the last episode of Downton Abbey. / Person B: Nope. I never have and I never will. / Person A: What if I force you. What if you come home and it's playing. / Person B: We don't have a TV. / Person A: On my laptop, then. / Person B: Can't believe I'm throwing your laptop into the ocean.
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Person A: Where's the couch? / Person B: It's a Couch Of The Imagination.
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Person A: Have a garlic. Have three whole garlics. / Person B: I cannot. I have Mouth Vampires.
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Ms. Perry, our Grade 11 English teacher who owned a horse, once called us ''the best of friends and enemies,'' referring to the main characters of Robertson Davies's hit novel, Fifth Business. Which one of us was Percy Boyd Staunton (the entitled but successful and popular businessman) and which one of us was Dunstable Ramsay (the saint-hunter and school teacher with a bad leg)?
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'I love my mom, Gina Linetti.'
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Which one of us would 'never get a tattoo'?
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'When will Mallory Ortberg notice us???'
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