The best thing you can do here is be honest and be yourself. I (Kenny) will tell you right now I already like you for who you really are way better than anything else.
This is not one of those black hole applications. After you're done filling it out, shoot a note over to email@example.com (letting us know you submitted) and you'll hear back. And if for some reason you don't hear back within a business day, email us again and be rude about it (seriously) and it'll get our attention.
Two things will come of it: we'll see a potential use of your superpowers now and will start the conversation. Alternatively, we can't make it work right away, but we are tracking all of this in a spreadsheet, and will have you listed when the time is right.