Why Can't I Eat My Dog?
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Use this form to submit your pressing questions to "Why Can't I Eat My Dog?" ~ an advice column for the culturally curious.

Answers to select questions are featured in my monthly Serious Rachel email newsletter, and whenever I feel like it on ContemporaryContempt.com

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Notes & Disclaimers
By submitting this form, you are agreeing to sign up for my monthly SeriousRachel newsletter (from which you can unsubscribe at any time) because don't you want to read the answer to your question???

If you're having trouble thinking of something to ask, here are a few sample questions--

> Why can my dog eat horse meat but I can't?
> What do people REALLY mean when they say they're "fine"?
> How come environmental laws protect eagles but not prairie dogs?
> ...doesn't that just give eagles an excuse to be jerks to prairie dogs?

Your question is more likely to be featured in the advice column if it falls within the following broad categories:

> animals
> consumerism
> gender
> language & meaning
> taboos

Please note that submitting a question does not guarantee an answer or inclusion in the advice column, particularly if your question is racist, sexist, or otherwise disrespectful.

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