Do you want to receive only the finest quality memes delivered direct to your mailbox in a completely unpredictable and unreliable frequency?
Yes? Then have I got news for you! I will literally print the spiciest of memes, shove them in an envelope, put a stamp on it, write your name and address on the envelope, and drop it in a mailbox. For free!
The catch? You are now subject to my whims. You may get a meme every week, once a month, in 8 months, a year and a half... Who knows. It's free, and I'm bored. Want to opt out? Just email me at jared@johnson.wtf and tell me to eff off. Don't worry, I won't share your data with anyone - I won't even sell it to Satan.