The Best Mailing List in the Universe
Are you super successful and attractive? Or a complete moron? Only one way to find out: by applying to be part of my mailing list. I'll be divulging super secret projects and rankings to those who qualify. What's required of you is merely excellence in all aspects of life and after life. Only those of supreme cognitive ability may join, the first step of which is signing up here. I likely won't email you more than once a month. Emails from me are like getting a double jackpot on a leap-year while also flipping heads with a coin 3 times in a row--nearly impossible.
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For potential future touring locations.
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