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I will be announcing the title and previewing the cover to my mailing list first. The new book will be my largest yet, and I'll be divulging behind-the-scenes info, tour locations and a possible secret project that will require multiple layers of cognitive testing to join, the first step of which is signing up here. I won't spam you, and I likely won't email you more than once a month. Emails from me are like getting struck by lightning twice while hitting the jackpot on a leap-year. If you're afraid I might spam you, don't sign up.
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