Sons of Luminaire recruitment quiz. Honestly, as much of a joke some of these questions are, this will actually give you a pretty good idea as to whether you'll be a good fit or not.
Where do you like to spend most of your time?
Abercrombie and Fitch, because I'm really cool and stylish.
Do you even PVP, bro?
It makes me want to cry.
Where's my VNI? I've got some mediocre ISK to make.
I'm lost. Where's my mum?
Just the thought of it makes my nipples hard and/or gives me a steely erection.
Do you even solo, bro?
I can't even do my shoelaces solo.
I love to solo. I prefer gangs and fleets though, because I'm not an axe murderer.
Willing to give it a shot, but I'm pretty fucking bad at it.
I live to solo. I hate other people and plan school shootings in my spare time.
... and how's your killboard looking?
I'm new. I have under 250 kills.
250+ kills. Getting there.
500+ kills. I've seen things, man.
1000+. I can't get the blood stains out.
Why are you interested in the corp?
To steal everything in the public hangars.
To club baby seals.
For the social, for the PVP, and to fly with some people who aren't massive nobheads.
What makes you a good corp member?
World of Warcraft.
I love to club baby seals.
Err. Хуй зна́ет?
I'm social, I love PVP, and I'm not a massive nobhead.
What's more important?
Winning. Upship, outship, whatever. I just need to win.
Catching the pod and scooping the corpse, no matter the cost.
Girlfriend, wife, family, other real life boring shit like that.
Having fun and blowing shit up, even if I do die horribly in the end.
What timezone do you play in, primarily?
Other EU (or similar TZ, such as Russia, South Africa, etc.)
What's your activity like?
Pretty bad, honestly.
I'll log in once or twice a week to do some pewing.
I'm on pretty often.
I rarely leave my PC.
I am subhuman and haven't seen daylight since 1993.
Where are you on the EVE Iceberg?
Norm - I like craft ale, football, and females don't shun me. I barely have any concept of combat outside of Level 1 missions.
Filthy Casual - I sometimes find myself pressing the directional scanner hotkey on my work computer.
That Weird Guy - I play enough EVE that I sometimes lie to my friends and coworkers about what I do on the weekend.
Jaded Outcast - I haven't had a shave for a couple of weeks. Actually, I've not been outdoors for a while, either. Why do neckbeards seem cool all of a sudden?
Degenerate - I keep the curtains closed and the door locked. My closest friend is a Tamagotchi.
Irredeemable - I am almost certainly going to hell.
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