Your office/workplace is having a party and you want some entertainment that will take the party to another level. You want your workmates and peers to know exactly what you think of them.

You are thinking about getting the Marvin Manson Service. You would love to see the boss and all the butt kissers get roasted and have the worst and most despicable insults thrown at them.

 
Admit it, these people aren't your friends and are terrible people that deserve to hear the truth. Let's put them back in their place.

For $175 you get Marvin Manson for 10 mins straight at his most pissed off. Marvin hates your office and he hates you. Let's give them what they deserve.

For $300 you get Marvin and his 2 assassin roasters who will focus on making sure that your peers get
what they deserve. While Marvin lets your boss know who the boss is. A full 30 mins of entertainment

We will arrive at a determined time to your workplace. We come with speaker and mic set up. We leave immediately afterwards because we do not want to fist fight the secretary and have zero patience for cry babies.

The Marvin Manson office work package.
You, your friends, and the birthday idiot deserve it.