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Hedge Trimmer Staff Application
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Email address
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Your email
What is your name?
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What year in school are you?
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First
Second
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Fifth
Grad
What staff role would you be interested in?
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Casual contributor
Staff writer
Social media marketing
Art department
I don't even want to do this but I forgot where the 'close tab' button is
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What interests and skills are you proud to offer?
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What interests and skill are you ashamed to offer?
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Does size matter?
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If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?
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Do you think public urination should be considered a sex offense? If no, would you be interested in appealing to the municipal court of Butts county on my behalf?
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Write some funny headlines (a la the Onion, minus the article)
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Write a haiku about your favorite food.
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Who do you think directed the filming of the moon landing?
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Can I borrow a piece of gum?
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What’s an unpopular opinion you have?
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What’s the most upsetting fruit? Why?
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Are you willing to come to our meetings? They are at 5:30 pm every Tuesday.
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Yes
No because I am busy.
No because I am a jerk and I only want to raise your belief in me before I hurt you.
Do you like our magazine?
Yes, and I think I can make it even better!
No, but I think I could make it better.
No, and I'm planning to make it worse.
Honestly, I haven't read it but my probation officer suggested I get involved in things.
Do you have anything else to say?
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