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Hedge Trimmer Staff Application
Hello. This is where you apply to join the Hedge Trimmer staff. You already know this information.
What is your name?
What year in school are you?
What staff role would you be interested in?
Social media marketing
I don't even want to do this but I forgot where the 'close tab' button is
What interests and skills are you proud to offer?
What interests and skill are you ashamed to offer?
Does size matter?
If peanut butter wasn't called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Do you think public urination should be considered a sex offense? If no, would you be interested in appealing to the municipal court of Butts county on my behalf?
Write some funny headlines (a la the Onion, minus the article)
Write a haiku about your favorite food.
Who do you think directed the filming of the moon landing?
Can I borrow a piece of gum?
What’s an unpopular opinion you have?
What’s the most upsetting fruit? Why?
Are you willing to come to our meetings? They are at 5:30 pm every Tuesday.
No because I am busy.
No because I am a jerk and I only want to raise your belief in me before I hurt you.
Do you like our magazine?
Yes, and I think I can make it even better!
No, but I think I could make it better.
No, and I'm planning to make it worse.
Honestly, I haven't read it but my probation officer suggested I get involved in things.
Do you have anything else to say?
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