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What is your full name? *

What is the email address with which you registered for Shaggy? *

Provide the link to your Facebook page. *

What socks do you use? *WE KNOW IF YOU'RE LYING *

What kind of car do you lease? *

10+ year-old Corvette

5+ year-old Corvette

Other:

Why do you live in Hawaii? *

Because the DOD told me to

Because the court told me I couldn't leave

Because my T-Cell count won't let me live anywhere else

Other:

Are you a minority, black, or negro? *

Yes

Black

Negro Modelo

When I say "Grendel" you think: *

Grundel

Gruden

"I could use someone who knows his way around a bill analysis"

Roses

Other:

Neon Moon. Great song or greatest song? *

Yes

Greatest Song

"I could use someone who knows his way around a bill analysis"

I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE CACTUS BOWL, said: *

Charlie Strong

Tom Herman

No one ever

Can a plane take off from a treadmill? *

Yes

Of course it can

Fuck you, Jobu

Of what are you currently under the influence?

Beer

Whine

Pills, Pills, Pills (Kyrie, select this one)

motherfucking cocaine

Happiness and my partner's dick

Other:

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How well do you know towing regulations?

Well

Very Well

Like the inside of a little boy

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Did I fuck your daughter?

Maaaaaybe

Did she go to Baylor? Not because of the rape thing, but maybe because of the rape thing

Other:

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Would you consider yourself, or anyone with whom you associate, a communist?

What the fuck kind of question is this

Yep

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When detained by the border patrol, how much do you roll down your window?

1 millimeter

2 millimeters

Fuck your millimeters, you Euro bitch

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