Not Another Survey!

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Not Another Survey!

I hate taking surveys. I don't want to talk about my feelings. I don't believe it's necessary to differentiate between very and extremely unsatisfied. And no I will not explain my response (even if you say please). Let's hope I get something free for taking this.

When asked to rank your feelings on a ridiculously complex scale you pick:

1-The worst option!

2-I'm just trying to soften the blow a little

3-I want to respond negatively but have commitment issues

4-I'm indifferent but feel negatively about this stupid survey

5-I have no feelings

6-Okay, I guess I have some feelings

7-Seven is a nice round number...

8-...But I'm going to choose 8.

9-Because my feelings can never be classified as "exremely" anything...

10-To the extreme!

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Would you prefer to have fewer options?

No/Negative/Unlikely/Denied

My opinion is to have no opinion

Yes-ish/Good Vibes/Affirmative

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That last question was easier to answer

True

False

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Do you hate it when surveys leave a space to type your own comments? Please explain.

Choosing from a list is more fun than clicking a circle. Do you agree?

Mark all that apply.

Do I have to?

I'm just going to click one and move on.

Might as well check them all.

I'm clicking at random.

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