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PRICES LISTED ARE IN USD and payment will be taken by card via a discreet third-party payment provider :)
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UPDATE: NO MAILING TO USA STILL IN EFFECT DUE TO TARIFFS

As a Canadian-based seller, until I know what extra cost, time & complications the proposed tariffs (now set for March 1st) will have on packages mailed over the border, I will unfortunately not be able to take orders from US buyers. I'm hoping that this will become workable again in the near future. Sorry loves! 

Buyers from Canada, United Kingdom, France, Germany & Switzerland are welcome!

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All Items are Mailed Discreetly & Vacuum Sealed for Freshness! Some items, like pee and poop, are vacuum sealed twice for extra precaution :) No smells, nice and discreet. All mail orders will come with tracking once shipped! Orders are fulfilled in the order they are placed. I have wait times to meet the demand of my hungry buyers ;)
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Canada Post is my mail carrier
The reason why I don't use UPS or other carriers is because 1) they cost 2-3 times as much to ship and 2) they're private mail companies and have been known to open and reject packages, like Canada Post, which is a national mail service and don't :) 

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This form is for mailing ONLY, I do not provide custom videos through this form. Due to issues around filming availability I'm not taking custom video/mail item combo orders at this time. Custom videos may be ordered on my other form (limited availability)

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Beginners Guide To Eating My Shit

Health Disclaimer 


Please note I always retain the right to negotiate, cancel or decline a shippable order.
POOP! $100 per Load 
Raw and raunchy, my shit delivered to your doorstep! My shit log is wrapped in cling wrap, placed in a plastic container, then vacuum sealed twice for freshness! Shipped completely discreet and with tracking 😊

AVERAGE wait time before shipping is 4 weeks due to demand. PLEASE NOTE: I cannot "custom make" a turd, my ass is a crap-shoot! ;) So if you're happy with how I generally poop, you should be happy with what you get! Want extra shit? Buy two!
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POO POO PLATTER! $90 ($20 savings!) 
Contains 1 Poo-Nut Butter Cups (x2) 1 Twinkies (x2) Blueberry Butt Muffin (singles) Poop Brownie (singles) and a Chocolate Shit Cookie Sandwich (singles) 

ESTIMATED wait time before shipping is 3 weeks due to demand! Shipped vacuum-sealed and discreetly! Purchases are shipped in the order they’re received! Purchase comes with premade FIVE FREE videos on how I make these treats! (No customizations)
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CHOCOLATE CHIP SHIT COOKIE SANDWICHES (singles)! $25 
These soft, chocolate chip cookie sandwiches are filled with 100% creamy shit from yours truly!  (Note that vacuum sealing the cookie shit sandwiches compresses them–the ones in the photos are how they look before compression) 

AVERAGE wait time before shipping is 2 weeks–I send you tracking once it’s shipped! 😊Purchase comes with a premade FREE video on how I make them! (No customizations)
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POO-NUT BUTTER CUPS! $25 

Delicious peanut butter cups made with my delicious “chocolate”! Each order comes with two cups, mega-size. The bottom layer is chocolate, covered in a layer of half peanut butter, half shit, then topped with another delicious layer of chocolate! Yum! 

AVERAGE wait time before shipping is 3 weeks–I send you tracking once it’s shipped! 😊Purchase comes with a premade FREE video on how I make cups! (No customizations)
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BLUEBERRY BUTT MUFFINS (singles)! $20 
Half mix, half shit! A perfect beginner treat. ESTIMATED wait time before shipping is 2 weeks–I send you tracking once it’s shipped! 😊 Shipped vacuum-sealed and discreetly! Purchases are shipped in the order they’re received! Purchase comes with a premade FREE video on how I make muffins! (No customizations)
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POOP BROWNIES! (singles) $20 
Half mix, half shit! The perfect beginner treat. AVERAGE wait time before shipping is 2 weeks–I send you tracking once it’s shipped! 😊Purchase comes with a premade FREE video on how I make brownies! (No customizations)
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SHIT TWINKIES! $20 
Time for dessert! Two delicious, creamy Twinkies, filled with my special chocolate! AVERAGE wait time before shipping is 2 weeks–I send you tracking once it’s shipped! 😊 Purchase comes with a premade FREE video on how I make twinkies! (No customizations)
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PANTIES! $40 for 2 Day Wear 

My panties are just waiting for me to slide them between my sweet dripping pussy lips and between my thick ass cheeks! I can also take peed on, squirted in, period panties and/or with poopy skid marks! Just choose the style you want (bikini, thong, boyshorts, cheekies, grandma panties) and I will wear them for 2 days! Your delicious panty order will be vacuum sealed and mailed discreetly to your doorstep, and comes with tracking once it’s shipped!

Let me know what kinda panties you want below, otherwise you’ll get a random pair worn however I please!

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PISS! $20 for 10 Ounces - CANADA ONLY
Vacuum sealed twice for freshness, 1 week estimated wait time (or less!) ONLY ONE PER ORDER and for Canadians and USA ONLY due to weight! 
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Shipping costs are ESTIMATED until weight & address is taken into account, also shipping is charged per ORDER, not per item! :) Wait times vary between countries & if you're in a rural or populated area.

(Also please note that I'm not accepting insanely massive mega-orders because of shipping/logistical reasons. I ship discreet, which means the biggest box I mail out of is 9x9x2.5 and I only have one asshole. Thus, if you want a bulky order, your shipping will be charged per package) 
Your Name & Mailing Address (must include street address, city, province/region if relevant and postal code. Can include last initial for name) *
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You'll get an email back from me to follow-up after you submit the form! Once we've both ironed out the details, I'll send you my payment info. After I receive payment, I'll give you an order number for future reference! 

No order alterations allowed after payment :) In the rare event that an order needs to be cancelled you will be granded a credit (not a refund) for premade videos matching your orders equivilant value

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