Let's recap my conditions:

* I write for fun. If you make things un-fun for me, by being annoying, bothersome, a little bitch, a big bitch, or an asshole, I probably won't want to use your idea. I'm chill; be chill.

* I write porn. Only porn. Gay porn. If your idea is not gay porn, I'm not going to consider it. However, that doesn't mean it has to be wall-to-wall fucking. I'm up for stories with a little nuance, a little character. As long as I get to talk about dicks at some point. Dicks are pretty cool.

* I write for myself. First and foremost. It seems that a lot of the stuff that I enjoy, others do as well, which is why this whole experiment is even an option. But ultimately, I will write a story that turns ME on. That means it might not be quite what you expected. In theory, you might hate it. But when I write stuff that turns ME on, it comes out waaaay better than stuff I have no interest in.

* I make no promises. No promises about quality, or quantity, or delivery, or deadlines. I have a full-time job that can flare up at any time and consume my life for weeks or months. Writing lives in the spaces between. Your idea might fire me up so much, I whip it off in a week; it might go onto the bottom of a list that I slowly work through over the next 12 months or more. I might *never* write it. All I can say here is that I give all stories my best effort, when I do tackle them. I will rather not do an idea, than half-ass it.

* Just to repeat: I might NEVER write your idea, even if I said I wanted to/would/had started/was almost done/was done. I basically reserve the right to write an entire story from your idea, and then burn it, sight unseen. I won't, but I could. For both our sakes, don't go into this expecting guaranteed satisfaction.

* And finally, I can change my mind about any of this, at any time, as I see fit. That's very unlikely, but just putting it here because frankly people can be assholes and I'd rather write porn than fight with them.