Pet Rock Adoption Screening

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Do you ever just want someone to talc to?

Yes

Maybe

I talk to the ducks leave me alone.

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Do you have all the necessities needed to care for a rock?

Yes

I will let the rock crumble and die.

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Do you take rocks for granted?

Yes

Maybe

No, but I take them for granite.

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Do you want something to love you regardless of how terrible you are?

Yes

I am offended by this question.

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Do you promise not to take legal action against David and Ayla’s Pet Rock Adoption Agency if your pet rock injuries someone?

Yes

I make no promises.

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Are your other pet rocks vaccinated?

Yes

Maybe

I rely on natural immunity.

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Do you have pets or children in the home?

Yes

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Do they eat rocks?

Yes

I eat rocks.

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