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Pet Rock Adoption Screening
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Do you ever just want someone to talc to?
Yes
Maybe
I talk to the ducks leave me alone.
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Do you have all the necessities needed to care for a rock?
Yes
No
I will let the rock crumble and die.
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Do you take rocks for granted?
Yes
Maybe
No, but I take them for granite.
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Do you want something to love you regardless of how terrible you are?
Yes
No
I am offended by this question.
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Do you promise not to take legal action against David and Ayla’s Pet Rock Adoption Agency if your pet rock injuries someone?
Yes
No
I make no promises.
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Are your other pet rocks vaccinated?
Yes
Maybe
I rely on natural immunity.
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Do you have pets or children in the home?
Yes
No
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Do they eat rocks?
Yes
No
I eat rocks.
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