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Funeral Package
You are having a Wedding and you want some entertainment that will take the party to another level.

You are thinking about getting the Marvin Manson Service. You would love to see the bride, groom and wedding party get roasted and have the worst and most despicable insults thrown at them.
 
Admit it, these friends of yours are terrible people who are there for the free food and could care less about the wedding and are making bets on when the divorce papers will be finalized. The Bride and Groom have settled and have married the first person that could put up with them and not vomit at the thought of seeing each other naked. Let's put them back in their place.

For $175 you get Marvin Manson for 10 min straight at his most pissed off. Marvin is irritated and he hates the bride on a deep personal level.
 
For $300 you get Marvin and his 2 assassin roasters who will focus on making sure that the wedding party get what they deserve. The best man had sex with the bride in college and that dirty little secret is in Marvin's hands. Marvin wants the groom the know all the details. A full 30 mins of entertainment.

We will arrive at a determined time to yours or a loved one's wedding ceremony or party. We come with speaker and mic set up. We leave immediately afterwards because we do not want to fist fight the guest and have zero patience for cry babies.

The Marvin Manson wedding package.
You, the guests, and the wedding idiots deserve it. 
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