The best thing you can do here is be honest and be yourself. We already like you for who you really are way better than anything else.
This is not one of those black hole applications. After you're done filling it out, shoot a note over to careers@broadstreetads.com (letting us know you submitted) and you'll hear back. And if for some reason you don't hear back within a business day, email us again and be rude about it (seriously) and it'll get our attention.
Two things will come of this application: we'll see a potential use of your superpowers now and will start the conversation. Alternatively, we can't make it work right away, but we are tracking all of this in a spreadsheet, and will have you listed when the time is right.