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William Wallace
II
Member
posted 12-05-2000 08:52 AM
We live in a completely pussified nation.
We could get every man, real man as opposed to pussified James Dobson knock-off crying
Promise Keeping homoerotic worship loving mama's boy sensitive emasculated neutered
exact male replica evangellyfish, and have a conference in a phone booth. It all began with
Adam, the first of the pussified nation, who kept his mouth shut and watched everything fall
headlong down the slippery slide of hell/feminism when he shut his mouth and listened to
his wife who thought Satan was a good theologian when he should have lead her and
exercised his delegated authority as king of the planet. As a result, he was cursed for
listening to his wife and every man since has been his pussified sit quietly by and watch a
nation of men be raised by bitter penis envying burned feministed single mothers who make
sure that Johnny grows up to be a very nice woman who sits down to pee.
So, Johnny hits youth group one day to hear from his pussified youth pastor that he should
perfect his virginity and dating skills. So Johnny tries to be a loving and patient man who
looks for a nice woman like mom who will whip him into shape and beat him into submission
so that he can one day join a men's accountability group and learn how to keep his urges
under control, which just causes him to be earn a B.A. in masturbation, M.A. in porno, and
PhD in knuckleheadology as Johnny is now so terrified of women and his own penis that he
sits in his room alone each night on the internet hoping to get some (with the occasional
"falling into sin" with a woman as they inevitabaly cross "boundaries" of intimacy) because
he's so afraid of women and has no idea how to take one, or love one, or serve one, or take
one to bed and make the Song of Songs sing again.
One day Johnny finally gives in to the pressure of his pre-humpers singles ministry and gets
stuck with some gal left on the shelf long after her expiration date that is just like dear old
mom who wants him to shut up like Adam, take his beating, and join a church men's group
that is really a woman's group in disguise complete with cookies and crying and
antidepressants to cope with the insanity.
Poor Johnny is by now so completely whacked that he's afraid of having kids and hold off his
taking on any more responsibility as long as he can because Johnny is a boy trapped in a
man's body walking around in a world of other boys all trying to keep their pee pee behind
their zipper and do just like their momma told them and be good women.
And so the culture and families and churches sprint to hell because the men aren't doing
their job and the feminists continue their rant that it's all our fault and we should just let
them be pastors and heads of homes and run the show. And the more we do, the more hell
looks like a good place because at least a man is in charge, has a bit of order and let's men
spit and scratch as needed. And all their whining and fighting is nothing more than further
evidence that we are still kings and unless we do our job everyone and everything is getting
screwed except Johnny (metaphorically speaking of course).
I know many of the women will disagree, and they like Eve should not speak on this matter.
And, many men will also disagree, which is further proof of the pussified epidemic having
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now become air born and universal.
Pussified men are inarguably legion.
Nothing short of an exorcism is needed.
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hopeful
Member
posted 12-05-2000 12:22 PM
Yo Will,
man you gonna bust your aorta if ya keep going on like this. Try ta relax man.
Peace
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ReformUrAss
Member
posted 12-05-2000 10:07 PM
WALLACE! WALLACE! WALLACE!
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Butterfly
Junior Member
posted 12-05-2000 11:33 PM
. . . I think I just met my future husband. Thanks, Wallace. . .
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William Wallace
II
Member
posted 12-06-2000 01:15 PM
Todays rant is in response to the insanities paining me today in this very moment of my
inner Fight Club. Scrolling through the rest of the midrash section it is obvious that the
pussification stock market has spiked at an all time high in recent months.
Can I be a gay Christian? In the infamous words of the now metaphysically challenged and
likely kindling ex-pentecostal pastor Sam Kinison "How can one man look at another man's
hairy ass and find love?" What an insane conversation. Every man knows you can't build
anything with bolts and bolts. Damn freaks. And the pastel cashmere wearing sensible
haircut clean shaven loafer wearing minivan driving suburban sympathizers contend "But
they really really love each other." I love dogs, but I don't stick my tongue in their mouth
and lobby congress for a tax deductible union. "But we need to be nice." What the hell for?
A man is free to knock boots with any sad hairy lump of clay desperate enough to climb in
the sheets and prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that total depravity is an understatement,
but what the hell you want from me? Should we form some form of homo Promise Keepers
so we can all climb into a stadium and hug each other and cry like damn junior high girls
watching Dawson's Creek. I'd tell you to kiss my ass, but I'm afraid you'd take me up on it.
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A_Corinthian
Member
posted 12-06-2000 01:26 PM
I have seen the light. No more calvin klien theology for me
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William Wallace
II
Member
posted 12-06-2000 02:16 PM
Comrades, today we will continue our de-pussification war with the launching of the Manly
Man Award. As your self-appointed king I will of course decide who receives the Manly Man
Award, but like all good kings you subjects are welcome to post your nominations. However,
women are not allowed to post anyone except their husband or father and I will expect
ample evidence that they indeed are Manly Men. If you should, for example, make the
tragic mistake of nominating your husband because he does the laundry or some such thing
then I will immediately respond with a rant upon you and grant you the Foolish Female
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Award.
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knowah
Junior Member
posted 12-06-2000 02:41 PM
So much that was said was good, however, there was some that I will choose to respond to.
Before you call me a "pussified" male and disregard what I say, I hope you recognize the
circular logic in your reasoning making your statement that I am proof of the "pussified
epidemic becoming air born and universal" being a fallacious one.
Because the points I may or not disagree with you on are most likely a matte of preference
and style, I won't debate those with you, however, I will ask a few questions that you
perhaps have not considered.
Would you have considered Jesus to be "pussified"? Surely He displayed some of the
characteristics you decry. For example, his first miracle was to turn water into wine at His
mother's prompting. Jesus also didn't come out and publicly slam homosexuality and so
many other sins that were rampant in his day that you rant against with such fervor. Jesus
wept, Jesus allowed males to kiss him (Judas), etc. Do you consider Christ to be subject to
this epidemic that has now spread?
I believe I am correct in assuming that you love Ephesians 5:22-24, "Wives be subject to
your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, as Christ als is
the head of the church, He Himself being the Savior of the body. But as the church is
subject to Christ, so also the wives ought to be to their husbands in everything." But what
about the continuation of this in vs. 25-27, "Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ also
loved the church and gave Himself up for her; that He might sanctify her, having cleansed
her by the washing of water with the word, that He might present to Himself the church in
all her glory, having no spot or wrinkle or any such thing; but that she should be holy and
blameless." How did Christ love the church? The most obvious is that He gave up everything
for the church. Do you honestly think that He wanted to live with 33 years of pressure to
never sin, not even once? I know in my life I feel weary resisting temptation, and Christ no
doubt experienced much more temptation than I do (the stakes were higher with Him). Do
you honestly think that He wanted to die for an ungrateful bunch of sinners such as
ourselves? I get pissed when I do something for a kid in my youth group and he doesn't
appreciate it. Christ did that for us, but people blatantly turn around and spit in His face. Do
you think He wanted to turn the other cheek while being beaten? Do you think He really
wanted to let people take His name and then do horrible things in the name of God and
Christ such as the Crusades, slavery,the Holocaust, or so many other wrongs that have
been done in the name of Christ? All these things that Christ most likely did not want to do,
He did for us.
Many of the things you said are right on, but I want to ask, what are you doing to change
these things? It is easy to stand up on a soapbox and rant and rave about how men are
sliding into hell in a tampon box, but what is done about it. Any time that you feel so
passionately about something you should also put your money where your mouth is and act.
I have no clue what you are or are not doing in this area, but I would be interested to find
out. Action that produces results should be something beyond postings on a bulletin board
(where you are faceless) using inflamatory language and false reasoning.
Once again, you make some excellent points, but I would like to point out that Proverbs 15:2
says, "The tounge of the wise makes knowledge acceptable, but the mouth of fools spouts
folly." How acceptable are your words to others. I know of many less thick-skinned than I
who would find your posts offensive, regardless of the amount of truth in them or not.
Remember to couch your message in love, you may have all the wisdom in the world or be
right, but if you do not have love, you have become a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. How
loving is it to tell people to kiss your ass?
Just some thoughts brother. I'm not looking to pick a fight, although I think I may have just
picked one, but consider what I've said.
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