PORTABLE SUCCUBUS PROMOTIONAL COMB-O
Clinical infomercial for Portable Succubus and Under the Cameltoe Serum with live demonstration
Clinical demonstration and infomercial
PORTABLE SUCCUBUS 69000 and bonus “Under the Cameltoe Serum”
Voices: F, M, Announcer
Sound effects needed:
Announcer: Hey you! Yes, the connoisseur of free audio porn! Introducing the Portable Succubus 69,0000. The ultimate answer in mechanically assisted masturbation, now in the Christmas edition! But just don’t take my word for it, we shall cut to a live demonstration!
F: *clinical* ....and here we have specimen number 69… How are you feeling, sir?
M: *muffled groans*
F: You’re currently experiencing the… *reads off chart* “Holiday Edition”. How does it compare to the original?
M: *muffled groans as he tries to form words but he can’t really*... *spontaneously yells out, IT’S SO MERRY*
F: Am I overdoing it sir? Want me to lower the intensity? Or change vibration modes? It’s currently following the rhythm of jingle balls… but I guess I can change it to something with a softer tempo… hm… let’s try “Baby it’s Hot Inside”
M: Ho ho ho! Release my Christmas spurt!
F: Sir, do you like the way it’s connected by bluetooth to my laptop here?
M: *moans*
F: Good. Now, I also have this serum, um... *reading a label* “Under the Cameltoe”. I’ve been told it’s very potent, so I’m using gloves to apply this all over -
Announcer: Order now, and receive the serum for free!
*Glass bottle breaking or viscous liquid gush*
F: Oh fruitcake *said as a curse*
M: Oh pudding, you got that all over my penis!
F: *flustered* It- well- it was SUPPOSED to go there, just not this… much! *half panicking* Oh Frosty...
M: [more maniac and aroused] HO HO HO! Do you want to sit on my lap?
F: What?
M: Sorry, I meant, would you want to STRADDLE santa’s lap?
F: Oh Immanuel, it’s everywhere. Sir? Sir, how are you feeling? *mutters to self while flipping through pages* Maybe if I turn up the sensitivity, things will wear off sooner.
M: Why won’t you sit on my Santa’s sleigh?
F: It’s not working…
M: Why don’t you let me fill your stocking with something better than coal?
F: That… actually might work… *big sigh and as if trying to justify to herself* for science!
F: *moans*
M: *moans*
F: ADDITIONAL SEX NOISES (10 sexonds)
F sexy phrases: (pick 2-3)
M: ADDITIONAL SEX NOISES (10 sexonds)
M sexy phrases: (pick 2-3)
*sex sounds of M and F in background*
ANNOUNCER: This is a live and unedited live test! BUY THE PORTABLE SUCCUBUS SIXTY NINE THOUSAND, CHRISTMAS EDITION! With bonus ‘Under the Cameltoe’ serum! All for the low price of one soul!
*orgasms in background*
F: *loud orgasm squeal/scream* YES SSSAAAANNTTAAA. I’LL BE A GOOD GIRL
M: *groan or post orgasm* You’ll be sure to have a fappy new year now!