Lhugeny Jurassic Park Musicals time line
Jurassic Park The musical:
The dinosaurs have human dna because of a type of coronavírus that makes them talk
the raptors have white supremacist dna because their racist because they call the humans monkeys all the time
the dinosaurs in the continuity change gender not because of frog dna but because their trans
ian malcom is actually a genetic experiment by ingen to make the ultimate soldier (proven by his limb regeneration)
the sick triceratops actually had covid 19, they are compatible with it due to human dna
the dilos are tricyclopots (dinosaurs created to purposly infect people with human covid cuz there are 2 diferente covids: dinosaur covid wich is derived from human covid and has bits of human dna and makes the dinosaurs talk and human covid)
Rexy is a trans guy
The dilos venom is actually covid
two of the raptors made it to the underground and got underground covid wich made them inteligent and turned them into Alphys and Monster Kid from story of undertale
The Underground is actually the Hollow Earth from the Godzilla musicals
Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World The Musical:
The baby T. rex actually has coronavirus instead of having its leg broken as its leg doesn't seem broken in the animation, but it gets cured by the humans
The raptors on Isla Sorna site 1 escaped the coronavirus, hence why they can't talk
they climb out of the waterfall thorugh little cavern in it because the water has been infected with coronavirus
Jurassic Park 3: The Musical:
The raptors don't start attacking because they stole the eggs, they just want to because their racist
The raptors on Isla Sorna site 2 have coronavírus bc they can talk
JP3 male raptors have quills because their coronavirus makes them more scientificly accurate
The spinosaurus is actually chill and just wanted to greet the humans, but gets absolutely molested, so he gets angry, his sail is red because its there where he stroes his coronavirus powers (the power of questioning his existence and having na identity crisis over being a hybrid or not)
Spino gives coronavirus to the bull rex while killing him
Spinosaurus is a chill tricyclopots
The coronavirus makes the spinosaurus's body clip through anything
the corythosaurus store their coronavirus powers in their crest
The ceratossaurus is the ultimate (non hybrid) covid 19 beast, so hes a tricyclopots
Mr. Kirby died of coronavirus because of the cerato, hence why he never appears again in the musical, the tricyclopots he mentions is actually the ceratosaurus, but the covid 19 is messing with his brain
The spino uses bandages (proves the human dna point) because hes not evil hes just chill and he doesnt want to spread his covid 19 and cause a pandemic
One of the male raptors is actually blue's father
Owen is part of the marine and he saves everyone (except kirby, that fucking dumbass cuz hes dead)
The 3 pteranodons in JP3 musical got so much covid 19 they merged into ghidorah in godzilla 2019, proven by how their voice is the same as ghidorah’s
Jurassic World The Musical:
The Jurassic World Raptors are absolutelly infested with coronavirus because they are slowly getting smaller and turning more scientificly accurate (covid-19 does that trust me bro)
Owen is canonicly the starlord as he mentions it himself (this means all lhuggeny universes are connected somehow)
The Indominus is also infested with coronavirus and gives coronavirus to 2 of the personel, the indominus is not a tricyclopots tho
Rexy is aware of Isla Sorna's existence, and it destroys the spino skeleton to avenge its homey in jp3
The indominus is a narcisitical egotistic
The mosasaurus has crocodile dna allowing him to spend more time on land then in water, the mosasaurus doesnt talk until Jurassic World Coronavírus 2 The Musical, because he doesnt have coronavirus, proving the coronavirus is what makes the dinosaurs talk, he doesnt get coronavirus from the indominus because the indominus's coronavirus infection rate wasn't that high
The indominus has proto-feathers because the coronavirus is making her more scientificly accurate
Camp cretaceous the musical (all seasons cuz im lazy):
Season 1 is in the same time as the jurassic world the musical
Bumpy is a tricyclopots and is infested with covid
Bumpy has White supremacist dna like the raptors because she's racist
in season 2 the hunters actually came to kill the dinosaurs to avoid the covid pandemic
The scorpios's actually a proto-indoraptor and its venom is actually coronavirus and was created to spread the human coronavirus so its also a tricyclopots
Sammy gets coronavirus and gets the cure to it
Rexy got overdosed with dinosaur covid by the scorpius
the monolophosaurus store covid in their crests
The Lux paras have so much, and i mean, SO MUCH covid-19 (both human and dinosaur covid) that they started glowing
The scorpios has proto-feathers because the covid 19 turns dinosaurs scientificly accurate
The scorpios doesnt get strangled to death because they actually have Ian Malcom's dna wich makes them have super regeneration
in season 4 Little eaty is a freaky freak because she says: "Hey mama won't you shake your thang?"
Big eaty is actually buck but trans (because they use the same render)
Big eaty is mad at little eaty because she has too much covid 19 (and because shes freaky)
the remote controls they use to control dinosaurs actually work via covid 19 and they mess up wioth the covid 19 in their blood to force them to do what they want
The spinosaurus had covid 19 powers, making the spinoceratops also have them
the smilodon doesnt have concrete evidence of having covid 19
season 4 further proves the spinos a chill guy as he doesnt attack he protagonists in this universe
the "Dino Talker" is actually the ORCA from godzilla 2019
Dodgson is actually the one financing Dr Wu to make the tricyclopots
Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom the musical:
They got blue's dna to make the indoraptor, not only for the raptor dna, but also for the humoungous quantity of coronavirus her dna has, The Indominus rex's tooth has coronavirus so they use it for the indoraptor too
The Indoraptor is a proto-coronasaurus (so he's also a tricyclopots), he was made evil and violent to make people vaccinate and get Money, but it would fail and his speed would turn out to be too much to handle for a profitable disease causing thingy
The indoraptor has proto-feathers because the coronavirus is making him more scientificly accurate
The Carnotaurus is actually mostly ceratosaurus dna and is another tricyclopots experminent
Masie has dinosaur coronavirus because she's a clone made with the same needles they used to clone the dinosaurs so the needle had coronavirus, but she's imune to human coronavirus
Owen being licked by the sinoceratops gives him coronavírus, another reason or the pandemic to start later on
the volcano exploded the triceratops from jurassic park 1's carcass into the rest of the world wich would later also be a reason to cause the pandemic
Blue can strech her neck because of the coronavirus
Dr Wu is racist because the indoraptor canonicly has Morgan Freeman's dna, with more human dna the indoraptor could spread coronavirus more easily to humans
The indoraptor kills the character thats inspired by Donald Trump because the indoraptor is black and Donald Trump is racist
Mufasa's appearence proves once again that all of Lhugeny's parodies are on the same universe
The triceratops that's surfing is actually another tricyclopots because its humanoid and has covid
Jurassic World 2.5 the musical
The Dinosaurs are Fighting for rights
Rexy had a child for some reason and is Fighting for child support and hr child dies
Rexy almost got deported but managed to join protest
the government gives rights to the dinosaurs and lets them live int he cities, wich would also help cause the coronavírus pandemic
the mosasaurus is an alchololic homeless
blue had a baby before beta who died who died in a car crash
Chaos Theory the musical:
Brooklyn got the Coronavírus
The atrociraptors have lots of covid because their essencially just modified ingen raptors
Hank Hill appears showing more connection to other universes
The leucistic baryonix is actually also autistic (rhymes with grug, and leucistic too ig) and it is blind because it has both human covid and dinosaur covid
Ghost has indoraptor DNA because she's just made evil and wants to take the life away from everyone and is blasting with covid, so shes also a tricyclopots
The Becklespinax is another atempt at making a proto-coronasaurus, and is mostly sucessful but it cant infect too much people, so it fails in the mission of making people buy vacines
Bumpy had a child (canon to the main universe)
Brunette the Becklespinax is replaced by another blonde the becklespinax because blonde's red coloration makes her have more covid then the usual dinosaur
Little eaty is chill with the protagonists
Bumpy learned morals and isnt racist anymore
The Allosaurus is a useful piece of crap (the allosaurus had never seen such bullshit before)
The Jurassic World Evolution Musicals aren't canon
Jurassic World Coronavírus 1: The Musical:
Pandemic starts because of the causes mentioned before
Dinosaurs abuse their rights against humans
Dogson ordered Dr. Wu to make the ultiamte tricyclopots: The Coronasaurus, who can spread human covid, created from Ceratosaurus, Indominus and Scorpius and Torvosaurus (cuz hes red like Dinosaur Revolution Torvo) and Blue's dna, made to make people vaccinate and make Money though the vacines
Dinosaur covid makes the dinosaurs imune to human covid
The vaccine is made of dinosaur dna because the dinosaur blood has dinosaur covid, dinosaur covid cant be tranmited naturally to humans, but it if you insert it in a human it infects the human, but doesnt cause disease, and instead makes the imune system stronger against covid 19
Coronasaurus worsens he pandemic and kills more people as Dogson and Wu didn't expect it to eat the ones who don't show symptoms
Carnotaurus is homies with the Coronasaurus as both are tricyclopots, Allosaurus too for some reason (maybe its secretly a tricyclopots too)
Blue is racist again
Coronasaurus lso has proto-feathers, proving further that coronavírus makes the dinosaurs more scientificly accurate
Dr. Wu is evil, tries to kill Owen, but then gets eaten by its own creation, but this Dr. Wu was actually a clone, proven by Dr. Wu's comeback in Jurassic World Dominion the Musical, this clone would have been at the same time Ian Malcom was made in the Ingen labs as it would also be a super inteligent super soldier
Rexy's enraged by not gaining much Money and fights Coronasaurus for herself, not just to end the pandemic
Rexy pushes coronasaurus off a plane and makes mosasaurus kill him
They masproduce the vaccine and pandemic's over… or is it?
Jurassic World Coronavírus 2: The Musical:
Dinosaurs and Humans are buddies again
After eating the coronasaurus, the mosasaurus gets both human and dinosaur covid and learns how to talk - proves the point creatures with dinosaur covid learn how to talk, this means the mosasaurus has turned into a tricyclopots
The mosasaurus becomes red when getting infected with covid, further proving the more covid a dinosaur has the more red it becomes (i know mosasaurs are monitor lizards but whatever you get the point)
Since the mosasaurus isn't a dinosaur his dinosaur covid modifies into Super covid, wich infects the fish and the fish become humanoid spongebob aah fish and start dancing, turning them into tricyclopots too
This is secretly an educational vídeo that teaches people about coronavírus symptoms
Corona-Mosasaurus's super covid can spread to EVERYTHING and starts a new pandemic, this can't be cured simply by the regular dinosaur covid
Rexy goes to therapy because of anger issues and because she's traumatized after witnessing he modern equivalente of the black plague
She decides to help the humans for some reason
Super coronavírus infects ALL THE GLOBAL OCEANS
Super coronavírus also gives mosasaurus super powers (he manages to grab a torpedo that was sent against him and then launch it against the submarine that launched it, exploding he submarine)
Ian Malcom, Alan Grant and Ellie Sattler are searching for the Mosa in a fishing boat to kill it (like thats gonna ever work)
Rexy fucking PARACHUTES INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING OCEAN TO TRY AND FIND THE CORONA-MOSASAURUS
Mosasaurus slides THROUGH A FUCKING AIR CARRIER AND DESTROYS EVERYTHING IN IT, AND THEN MAKES THE AIR CARRIER FUCKING SINK
Mosasaurus almost kills the original jurassic park gang, but they managed to swim to na island where blue's having vacation because she aparently retired
Blue's raist again, but she decides to help the crew, as long as they pay her
BLUE AND REXY GO FUCKING SCUBA DIVING TO FIGHT THE MOSASAURUS
BLUE AND REXY TIE THE MOSASAURUS'S TAIL WITH A ROPE TO DEFEAT IT (ok i guess) AND THEN TIE HIM UP TO A FUCKING ROCKETSHIP WHERE THEY SEND HIM TO SPACE
Mosasaurus IS REVEALED TO BE ALIVE IN SPACE (probably because of his super coronavírus powers, and possibly spreads coronavírus to other franchises like Avatar, Star Wars and Alien vs Predator)
Super coronavírus needs the mosasaurus's presence to live so the pandemic dies off
Jurassic World Dominion: The Musical
Pandemic ended
Spino canonicly made it to the mainland, and he lives with Chris Pratt because hes that chill
Owen and Claire take care of Masie
Masie's canonicly brittish
Blue had another child (Beta, wich is also brittish cuz i said so)
Masie needs to stay hidden because shes both a clone and her imunity to all coronaviruses makes her the perfect target
Beta and Masie are captured because of their coronavírus immunities
Original JP gang want to unfold the secrets of biosyn
Dodgson and Wu once again made another tricyclopots,this time, giant locusts, that not only will eat all of the earth's crops, except he ones made by byosin, and will also spread coronavírus to them, killing them and even possibly start a new pandemic
The Atrociraptors are back and want to prevent Owen and Claire from rescuing Masie and Beta BECAUSE THEIR EVIL
Aparently there were 2 mosasaurs this whole time as we see a mosasaur with dinosaur coronavírus because they can talk
Owen, Claire and their friend who i forgot the name of manage to escape the atociraptors nd et a blane to rescue Beta and Masie, but the plane is atacked by a Quetzalcoaltus who almost kills them
Wu regrets making the tricyclopots for Dogson and wants Masie's and Beta's DNA to make a geneticly modified locust who will kill the others and stop the crop covid outbreak
OG Jurassic Park crew also arrives in Biosyn Valey to also stop the Locusts
Alan gets atacked by a dimetrodon
Dimetrodon store their covid powers in their sails
Both the JP and JW gangs unite
The Giganotosaurus is actually a hybrid of Giganotosaurus and Becklespinax (because i say so, and because the giga has a concavenator sail thing i guess), wich makes him a semi-tricyclopots, with a derivation of super covid thats makes him imune to fire (as Ian malcom launches a fire spear against him and the giga just eats it and breathes it out like a fucking dragon)
Therizinosaurus has so much covid his eyes got infected and now hes blind
Therizinosaurus is autistic, because i say so
The Pyroraptor is actually Echo from jurassic world and didn't actually get killed by the indominus but got so much covid shes now fully feathered, because covid makes dinosaurs scientificly accurate, her feathers are all red wich proves even more the point that she got so much covid she grew feathers (cuz red=covid trust me)
Dinosaurs start abusing their rights again
Rexy's mad at giganotosaurus because he stole her food
Dodgson is angry that their locust covid plan is being leaked, but then gets mauled by his first tricyclopots,the dilophosaurs, who overdose him with covid venom and he dies
Rexy and giganotosaurus fight
Rexy and Therizinosaurus team up against the Giga, killing him
Our protagonists ith the help of Dr Wu who got his redemption arc manage to kill all the locusts and stop another potential pandemic
Rexy and Pals (series):
rexy identifies as female again
Indominus Rex got revived by someone, there isnt enough material to determine who however, perhaps she was revived durinng Jurassic World Dminion the Musical by Wu, who got forced by Dodgson to do so
Indominus Rex is searching for a job
Rexy, Spinosaurus and Indominus share an appartment (aparently the dinosaurs stopped abusing their rights again and ae now chill)
Spinosaurus still has identity crisis
Indominus rex aparently ran for presidente (but got fired later)
Indominus is psycopath
Rexy loses her Money on the stock Market
Rexy has a Tesla
Jurassic Dinos (series):
Happens during Rexy and Pals
Plots essencially the same as rexy and pals: Rexy, spinosaurus and indominus sharing an appartment
Spino became an emo because of his identity crisis
Rexy is lesbian
Rexy goes to a job interview to get the Money she lost in the stock Market
Indominus ate rexy's boss and now he is her boss
Indominus fires rexy
Indominus is non-binary
Rexy and Spino have a discussion over who would win in a fight
They go to a boxing match to get Money
Rexy goes to the hospital
The Money was actually a hundred Thousand mexican pesos
They can't pay rexy's medical bills
Rexy goes on a date with a female brachiosaurus (proving further shes a lesbian)
Indominus uses rexy's credit card with NO Money to buy stuff
they ruin the appartment
They bought a roomba who destroyed the appartment
TRUMP-REX vs KAMALASAURUS
Dinosaurs are now using their rights to run for president
In this continuity, this Trump rex replaces donald Trump cuz donald Trump got killed by the indoraptor
FUCKING GODZILLA IS THE ONE PRESENTING THE 2 PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDERS, FURTHER PROVING ALL LHUGENY CONTINUATIONS ARE CONNECTED
Kamalasaurus is actually the raptor "Big One" from the original jurassic park whos coronavírus made her grow hair-like feathers
Kamalasaurus calls Trump Rex "Hitler Junior" ;-;
Trump-rex hates minorities (who re the humans in this case)
Trump-rex has White supremacista dna and created the DKK (Dinosaur Klux Klan)
Trump-rex says the chinese made the coronavírus pandemic (wich echnacly is ight because coronasaurus as reated by Dr. Wu, who is chinese)
Trump-rex fires kamalasaurus (somehow)
LEGO JURASSIC WORLD THE MUSICAL
The revived indominus rex was actually secretly a tricyclopots that caused a new pandemic with "LEGO COVID", THAT TURNED EVERYTHING INTO FUCKING LEGOS, AND TURNED THE DINOSAURS INTO DIFERENT COLORED LEGO INDORAPTORS
Someone kidnaps Beta and Masie (again) to use their dna to get the cure to Lego Covid (their dna wont be enough tho)
BLUE BUILDS A FUCKING HELICOPTER WITH LEGO
Another Giganotosaurus hases the now turned into lego OG Jurassic park gang
Indominus grew to be even bigger then the giganotosaurus
Blue can change size because of covid (rhymes with grug)
Aparently this as all a scheme to make indominus twice as spastic and turn them into the perfect bio weapon - indominus is EVIL AGAIN
Indominus can rotate at the speed of light
Blue and Spinosaurus (who has a humongosly long neck for some fucking reason) team up on therizinosaurus and carnotaurus
carnotaurus apologizes and is now chill with spinosaurus and blue
Carnotaurus is na elf because its horns turned into ears
Lego Covid cured Therizinosaurus's blindness somehow
Lego covid makes their jaws deslocate and levitate near their original position
JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH THE MUSICAL
Scarlett Johansson's character is called by someone "Black Widow" confirming the Lhugeny MCU
The few humans who havent been infected with Lego Covid need to go to na island where dinosaurs havent been infected and so they need their dna to make dinosaur covid vacines to cure lego covid (and erectile dysfuntion too), to do so they need to take dna from the 3 biggest dinosaurs from air, land and sea - they mention godzilla and kong but then say they couldnt get the rights for a crossover, further proving the universes are conected
The Island they go to was the research facily for the original jurassic park (and jurassic world too ig) and is the only place where dinosaurs arent infecter with lego covid
The Quetzalcoalus (technacly thanatosdrakon, and not even a dinosaur) have so much dinosaur covid THEY ARE STRAIGHT UP FUCKING F-16 WITH BEAKS
The F-16coatlus makes tranformers sounds, proving its actually a transformer
The Distortus rex is actually a mutated tricyclopots, who causes so much covid it can cause illusions (Dunkin, one of the main characters gets hallucinations of the Distortus actually being Shrek)
All the creatures have so much dinosaur covid their scientificly accurate
A new mosasaur is preented, as well as 3 scientificly accurate spinosaurus who do NOT have identity crisis because they don't ponder the question "AMM I HYYYYBRIIIIIIIIID, OR NATURAL, QUESTION THAT I PONDER CUZ' IM SO MUCH STRONGER THEN THE REST, AMM I HYYYYBRIIIIIIIIID, OR NATURAL, HUNTING DOWN THE HUMANS CUZ THEY HIT MY HUGE FIN WITH THEIR PLANE" - Jurassic Park 3 Spinosaurus, 2001
The spinosaurs and mosasaur are besties and love to party
The Mosasaur is revealed to actually be the Coronavírus 2 Musical mosa, but lost his super covid and got more dinosaur covid to become more scientificl accurate, proven by the fact it is in space in ♪ JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH - Mosa's Animated Song
The gaming beaver is canon and he canonicly dies because her friend didnt please please open the door dont leave him alone with this dinosaur looks more deformed then a xenomorph stacking kills odnt make him one more