Clash To Be Champion Season 2
Episode 15: “Cleaning Out Malware”
Written By: ColeTheGeek, Pyr0sity
HOST:
Vasey - Soleil Des Vignes
CONTESTANTS
Beer Keg - PapyBoi
Caramel Apple - GagOfGreen
Fireball - ColeTheGeek
Glitchy - Pyr0sity
Mirror - SweepyBun
Service Bell - Angela Zhang
Statuette - Janet Garcia
Vasey: Last Time On Clash To Be Champion! The contestants were put into 2 teams and had to play paintball!!! But what they DIDN'T realize is that I DIDN'T say GO. MEANING. THEY RUINED MY WHOLE HOTEL WITH PAINT!... *Deep Breath*... In the end…. Glitchy won the challenge for their team and Pound got voted off in a 4-3 vote. We’re down to 7. What’ll happen next? FIND OUT TODAY ON CLASH 2 BE CHAMPION!
*Intro*
(Statuette sits on the couch of the main lobby, obviously feeling terrible about last night. Service Bell comes up to her with coffee.)
Service Bell: Morning. You’re up early.
Statuette: It’s not THAT early.
Service Bell: You know what I mean. Anyways, I saw what went down last night at the elimination. Welcome to the dark side, girl!
Statuette: I really didn’t want to do this…I’m fine with being mean every now and then but being evil sounds like it sucks.
Service Bell: We’re not necessarily EVIL, you know. Just strategic and mean. And besides, if you don’t want to be evil, then maybe you shouldn’t have voted with Glitchy. *sips coffee*
Statuette: I think I only really voted with them because of the stress of everything with Caramel Apple. That still confuses me even after a good night’s sleep.
Service Bell: Wow, you’re still obsessed with him even after he’s done with you? Stalkerlicious.
Statuette: Never use that word again. (pause) What do you think I should do?
Service Bell: You’re asking me? Ha. Well, for one, I don’t care about men. I’m an independent woman who does her own thing.
Statuette: Wish I could be more like you. Being reserved, not having a care in the world about anything, and especially not letting your emotions screw you over at the worst times.
Service Bell: Oh, trust me. My emotions are wack. But hey! You’re not gonna win a million dollars by showing your emotions! You gotta be tough. You gotta be willing.
Statuette: .. Is that really who you want to be, though..?
*Service Bell thinks about that*
Service Bell: … Yes. This is who I am. And who I will stay.
*Statuette looks at her*
*Cuts to Glitchy and Beer Keg*
Glitchy: Welp. Looks like Pound is finally gone.
Beer Keg: And I couldn’t be happier!
Glitchy: We haven’t gotten off scot-free yet. We still have Fireball to get rid of.
Beer Keg: Oh I DOUBT that’d be a problem. Plus with Pound gone he’s all alone. For the most part.
Glitchy: Yeah. For the most part. Something tells me he still won’t go down easily. Pound may be gone, but Fireball has other allies he can fall back on. We have to be smart about this.
Beer Keg: …man, why can’t you just relish in the sense that we’re victorious for once? We FINALLY have Fireball on the ropes, and all you’re worried about is the negatives. Just live in the moment! Relax!
Glitchy: The game doesn’t stop for anyone, my friend. Sometimes, life doesn’t go your way.
Beer Keg: Pfft, okay then. Your loss I suppose.
Glitchy: (Confessional) Remind me why I decided to work with this guy again? He could very much cost me the game if he made one wrong move. Unfortunately, he’s all I got, so… whatever I guess.
*Vasey enters the room. She is still steamed about what took place last challenge.*
Caramel Apple: Woah, dude. You good?
Vasey: I want you to think about that for one second, look around the place, and then think about it again.
*Silence.*
Caramel Apple: …yes?
Vasey: Obviously NOT! The hotel is completely trashed!
Glitchy: So what? That’s your fault for not giving clearer instructions.
Vasey: SO WHAT?! I don’t think you realize what this place means to me. Seeing it in this state is just… I can’t even begin to describe how frustrated it makes me feel. I don’t even think the funds I have are gonna cover for all the damage that happened.
Mirror: Sooo… what are we gonna do instead? ‘Cause, I’d prefer not to leave it in this state.
Vasey: This is what we’re doing. We’re scrapping the challenge I originally had in mind, and making your new challenge fixing up the hotel. Saves me time and money trying to hire a repair crew.
Beer Keg: You can’t be serious.
Vasey: I’m as serious as ever. Now listen up, this is how we’re gonna do this. There are 7 floors to this hotel. I’m assigning you each a floor to clean up.
Service Bell: (Sarcasm) What a great challenge.
Vasey: SERVICE BELL! For constantly getting on my nerves you get the lobby!
Service Bell: WHAT THAT'S NOT FAIR?? THE LOBBY IS WAY BIGGER THAN THE OTHER FLOORS! IT’LL TAKE FOREVER!
Vasey: Too bad, so sad. Statuette, you get floor 2.
Statuette: Ok
Vasey: Caramel Apple Floor 3.
Caramel Apple: Sweet!
Vasey: Fireball Floor 4, Mirror Floor 5…
Mirror: Whatever.
Vasey: Glitchy Floor 6… and Beer Keg Floor 7!
Beer Keg: SWEET! We’re right next to each other. This challenge will be E-SEAY!
Glitchy: OH yeah. This challenge win is going in the books.
Vasey: Alright everyone, ready to clean?
Mirror: Wait! What about cleaning products!?
Vasey: That’s for you guys to deal with. Just clean it up in any way possible. 321Go!
*Cuts to Glitchy and Beer Keg*
Beer Keg: Dude, I just got the most genius idea.
Glitchy: …yeah? What would that be?
Beer Keg: What if… hear me out… we work together to clean one of our floors up?
Glitchy: Hm…
Glitchy: (Confessional) This… this is a really dumb idea. So dumb that it might actually be smart. I don’t… really need immunity? Less blood on my hands if he takes this one for me.
Beer Keg: Well…?
Glitchy: You know what? Sure.
Beer Keg: Awesome. Heading up to Floor 7 then! We’re going to get this win together!
(Beer Keg confidently heads for the elevators.)
Glitchy: Let’s get this over with…
*Cuts to Caramel Apple*
Caramel Apple: Hmmmm…
*Sees Fireball*
Caramel Apple: Fireball!!! MYYY MANNN!!!!!! Wanna work together?
Fireball: Sorry dude, not today. I wanna be alone right now.
Caramel Apple: …oh! Ok. no worries!
Caramel Apple: (Confessional) Guess he’s still bummed about Pound going. I mean, I guess I technically did cause that? Maybe if I didn't vote Service Bell, then Pound would still be here…? Damn, I feel kinda bad. BUT NO MATTER WHAT I WILL MAKE IT UP TO HIM!... Somehow… YEAH!
*Cuts to Statuette and Service Bell*
Service Bell: So! How’s being a villain treating ya?
Statuette: …what? I'm not a villain.
Service Bell: Yeah yeah we can go back and forth for this all we want. But let’s be real. YOU’RE with us now. Making you a villain. Whether you like it or not.
Statuette: What do you want?
Service Bell: Well… as of right now? The person I want gone the most is Mirror.
Statuette: Ok? Why her in specific?
Service Bell: Tried getting me out. Not cool. BUT…. I also realize. She’s not a threat to anyone else. Only moi. So MY plan is. What if we were to go for someone who WAS a threat to more than one person.
Statuette: What, someone like Glitchy or Fireball?
Service Bell: Exactly. Now. Fireball WOULD be the obvious choice. Yes. BUT. Have you SEEN him? He’s destroyed. I don't think I’ve seen the guy this depressed. Like ever!
*We see Fireball looking down and walking away*
*Statuette looks at him with a bit of guilt*
Statuette: True… I mean he JUST lost his closest companion in this game because of me. Wouldn’t be wise.
Service Bell: Yes you are right it WOULDN'T be wise. BUT. what if we got someone out while they have a big head.
Statuette: Hold on, there’s no way you’re talking about…
Service Bell: Yup. We go for Beer Keg. Dude is way too over his head about practically everything. I’d LOVE to give that sucker a reality check for once in his pathetic life.
Statuette: (Confessional) Woah. For a second there I thought she was talking about Glitchy. But she’s right. Beer Keg could be tough to beat later down the line. Best to break up that duo of him and Glitchy quickly. It could also give us the chance to swing Glitchy firmly to our side. If Beer Keg falls, it’s a massive leg up in this game for us.
*Cuts to Mirror*
*Mirror’s Cleaning her Hallway*
Mirror: (Humming)
*Cleaning her hallway*
Mirror: (Confessional) Idk! Cleaning has always been something I've loved doing. Maybe it’s because I hate getting dirty. But. whatever! At least it’s helping me with this challenge!
*Caramel Apple Skips on Over*
Caramel Apple: Heyyyyyy Miiiiirrroorrrr : )
Mirror: Hi Caramel Apple! What’s up?
Caramel Apple: So uh. You know Fireball right.
Mirror: Yes. Obviously.
Caramel Apple: Well yeah. He’s kinda…. sad right now… and….. WAHHHHHH ITS ALL MY FAULT!! I WAS THE REASON POUNDS GONE, IT'S ALL MEEE… I NEED TO HELP FIREBALL PLEASE!!!!!
*Mirror has a look of utter confusion.*
Mirror: …so what do you want from me?
Caramel Apple: ADVICE!!! FIREBALLS MYYY FRIENDDD I DONT WANNA LOOOOSE HIM TOOOOO : (
Mirror: Aw. That's…actually kinda sweet. Sure, I'll help you.
Caramel Apple: REALLY?
Mirror: Yes. But AFTER this challenge. I need to focus.
Caramel Apple: OKAY THANK YOUUUUUU!
*Caramel Apple Skips Off*
Mirror: What a weird kid.
*Goes back to cleaning*
*Cuts to Beer Keg and Glitchy*
*Glitchy is cleaning the walls. He hears Beer Keg drinking a “soda”.*
Glitchy: …dude, can you ACTUALLY help me out here instead of just sitting down and doing nothing?
Beer Keg: …why?
Glitchy: Because I’m sitting here cleaning YOUR floor! Whatever happened to getting this win together?
*Beer Keg looks unfazed.*
Glitchy: Fine. If this is how you’re going to act, I’m going back down to my floor and I’m sweeping this challenge BY MYSELF.
Beer Keg: Okay. Have fun getting eliminated then.
Glitchy: …Whatever.
*Glitchy returns to cleaning.*
Beer Keg: Eeeexactly.
Beer Keg: (Confessional) Honestly, if I could win this challenge and not even have to do the majority of the work, that would be awesome. Thanks for the free win, Glitchy!
Glitchy: (Confessional) Stupid Beer Keg. Stupid stupid stupid. God, he ticks me off sometimes! I should've brought Pineapple with me to the final 7, not him! But… the same thing would’ve probably happened… URGH!! THIS COULD NOT BE ANY WORSE!
*Cuts to Fireball*
*Fireball’s Cleaning his hallway*
Fireball: This is useless.. What’s the point? I don't even want immunity. I should just give up.
*Caramel Apple runs over*
Caramel Apple: FIREBALL!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!! WAHHHH
Fireball: Woah woah woah take it easy! You nearly knocked over the table! The vase would’ve shattered, bro.
Caramel Apple: I’M SO SORRY!!
Fireball: Chill out! Stop apologizing! What the heck is going on?!
Caramel Apple: (While Balling his eyes out) I- *Sniff* I- *Sniff* I'M THE REASON POUNDS GONEEEE!!!!!! IT'S ALL MY FAULT!! IF I DIDN'T VOTE SERVICE BELL, HE'D STILL BE HEREEEE-
Fireball: Oh. Okay, um- *Sighs* look. I'm not mad at you alright? You aren’t the WHOLE reason pound’s gone. But I get that it was a mistake on your part. You know what you did and I understand why it had to happen. Don’t worry about it.
*Caramel Apple With tears still*
Caramel Apple: *Sniff* YOU MEAN ITT???
Fireball: Yeah.. you’re alright, you stupid idiot.
Caramel Apple: *Sniiff* YAY! Alright. Lets go win this challenge!
Fireball: …Yeah. Let’s do this.
*Cuts to Service Bell*
*Service Bell is walking towards Beer Keg and Glitchy*
Service Bell: Hey besties!
Beer Keg: Oh, hey Service Bell! How’s everything going?
Service Bell: Oh, it’s going alright! Just wanted to know what your thoughts on the elimination for tonight are.
Glitchy: As of right now, I'm thinking Fireball’s the right choice.
Service Bell: Ah, I see. Getting him out while he’s vulnerable. Not a bad strategy, Glitchy.
Glitchy: …Right. You got any thoughts?
Service Bell: Mirror. Are you kidding? She’s a total pain in my side. She better hope she wins otherwise she’s gone for sure.
Beer Keg: Personally? I'm down for either. As long as it aint me, we’re good! *chuckles*
Service Bell: (Confessional) Oh, buddy... you just wait…
Glitchy: (Confessional) Crap, I think Service Bell’s up to something. I can’t have her messing my plans up. She’s gotta go tonight.
Beer Keg: OK. Well, thanks for the heads up on who you’re thinking. Glitchy’s gotta get back to work. So.. yeah. Bye Bye.
*Beer Keg Turns around and leaves Glitchy and Service Bell Alone*
Service Bell: The plan is him tonight. If you’re interested.
*Service Bell Walks Away*
*Glitchy Looks surprised*
Glitchy: (Confessional) …I knew it.
Vasey: ALRIGHT AND TIME IS UP! ITS TIME TO JUDGE EVERYONES FLOORS!
Vasey: Service Bell you’re first with the lobby.
Service Bell: Not my best work. Got some of the stains from the walls out.
Vasey: Kinda missed the couches tho. Not good.
Vasey: Floor 2! Statuette.
Statuette: Uh… I kinda couldn’t find any good cleaning materials? I tried with what I had, though.
Vasey: …You didn’t use anything good?
Statuette: …yup. Had to do what I could with some soap and paper towels.
Vasey: I could tell. NEXT.
Caramel Apple: Here!! I drew everyone together!!
(Cut to a drawing on the wall of all the remaining contestants and Vasey. The trynamic trio are drawn with extra care, Statuette and Vasey are drawn normally, while all the villains have some sort of thing drawn on them signifying they’re mean.)
Vasey: This is… not what I asked you to do… but I like the art! I guess.
Fireball: I didn't wanna do this challenge.
Vasey: .. NEXT…
Mirror: Sooooo… How’d i do?
Vasey: Wow a floor that’s ACTUALLY clean for once! I love how tidy everything looks! Although you did miss a couple of spots, I’m not mad at this! Awesome work Mirror!
Vasey: …and not awesome work Glitchy...
Glitchy: Sorry, miss. Got occupied with other things.
Vasey: And finally. Beer Keg- WOAH WOAH WHAT?? BEER KEG?? YOU DID ALL THIS CLEANING??
Beer Keg: Yeah, yeah... I know… No need to thank…
Vasey: I can’t believe im saying this. But BEER KEG WINS!
Mirror: WHAT?
Service Bell: REALLY?
Caramel Apple: GASP!
Vasey: Everyone else is up for elimination. You guys have a bit till the elimination. I’d get discussing !
Service Bell: Well GREAT. He won immunity that's fantastic.
Statuette: Well now what do you wanna do?
Service Bell: We can't do Mirror or Fireball just yet. But.. what if we weakened both of them at once. Killing the glue that keeps them together..
Statuette: You dont mean..
Service Bell: I'm sorry but it has to be done.
*Cuts to Fireball, Mirror*
Mirror: so… who are you thinking..?
Fireball: I'm chill with anyone. Do we Wanna do Service Bell?
Mirror: Sure! Wait. Where's Caramel Apple?
Fireball: … I'm actually not sure.
Mirror: Meh. He’ll be fine.
*Cuts to Beer Keg and Glitchy*
Glitchy: Ok man. So I know that Service Bell threw out Mirror’s name. But… can you just hear me out real quick?
Beer Keg: Yeah, sure.
Glitchy: So… when you walked away, Service Bell told me that she was actually planning on voting you tonight, not Mirror.
Beer Keg: WHAT?!
Glitchy: I know, I know. Look, I say we double cross her and vote HER off tonight. Ay? I know for a fact I can get someone else to vote with us.
Beer Keg: OH HO HO. SHE IS OUTTA HERE. THAT’S A PLAN!
*Beer Keg Storms Off*
Glitchy: (Confessional) Looks like I'm safe for another night. Bye bye Service Bell. Hate to want to be you right now. All I need to do now is get the vote to secure it.
*Caramel Apple is sitting in the lobby*
Caramel Apple: Doo doo do doo do doo
Glitchy: Heyyyyy buddy!
Caramel Apple: Hi!!!! : D
Glitchy: I'm not sure if you've heard but… it seems like you might be going home tonight…
Caramel Apple: WHAAAA!!!!!!!??
Glitchy: Yeah! I know, right? It’s crazy! It’s not right that Service Bell’s been telling everyone to vote you off.
Caramel Apple: IT WAS HER?! MAN, I KNEWWW VOTING HER LAST TIME WAS A GOOD IDEA… SHE IS NOT NICE.. >: (
Glitchy: Yeah. Real wildcard, that one.
Caramel Apple: Man… I don’t understand! What did I do?
Glitchy: Nothing! I just thought you should know. If you wanna double cross her and get her out, you know who to call!
*Glitchy walks away*
Caramel Apple: (Confessional) NO WAY JOSE! YOU ARE GAWNNNN!!! BUH BYE!!
Vasey: Alright and it’s elimination time! As you know. Click on the tablet the person you want to eliminate and they’re done for! Alright. Get VOTING!
*Shows Glitchy Voting Service Bell*
*Shows Service Bell Voting Caramel Apple*
*Shows Beer Keg voting (Dont know who)*
Vasey: ALRIGHT. First vote..
Vasey: Caramel Apple.
*Caramel Apple Looks at Service Bell Evily*
Vasey: Service Bell.
*Service Bell Looks at Caramel Apple Annoyed*
Vasey: Caramel Apple.
*Cuts to Statuette*
Vasey: Glitchy.
*Glitchy Rolls their Eyes*
Vasey: Glitchy.
*Shows Mirror and Fireball Smiling*
Vasey: Service Bell.
*Shows Glitchy Smiling*
Vasey: We have 2 votes Glitchy. 2 Votes Caramel Apple. And 2 Votes Service Bell. 1. Vote. left.
Vasey: And the 13th person voted out of Clash to be Champion 2.
*Shows Service Bell*
*Shows Caramel Apple*
*Shows Glitchy*
Vasey: Glitchy.
*Silence Fills*
Glitchy: …w-what? I- WHAT?!
Service Bell: Oh my god.
Glitchy: Did you SERIOUSLY not vote with me??? (To Caramel Apple)
Caramel Apple: WHAT? NO I DID I SWEARZIES!
Glitchy: Tell me the truth. Did you vote with me or not?!
Caramel Apple: I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING I VOTED SERVICE BELL!
*Glitchy gives him a death stare. They realize that he isn’t lying.*
Glitchy: …you did, didn’t you.
*Glitchy Looks at Beer Keg. He has the biggest smirk on his face.*
Glitchy: …so… that means.
*Flashback*
Beer Keg: Fireball, Mirror, I gotta talk to you real quick.
Mirror: …oh god, here we go.
Fireball: What do you want?
Beer Keg: Hey, just hear me out. I want you to take into consideration what I’m about to say.
Mirror: Fine, what.
Beer Keg: So. Mirror, I know how close you were with Yearbook.
Mirror: …yeah?
Beer Keg: And Fireball, I know how close you were with Pound.
Fireball: If it wasn’t obvious enough.
Beer Keg: Well… just thought I should tell you that your good ol’ pal Glitchy was responsible for both of their demises.
Mirror: HUH?!
Fireball: I don’t believe you, but if you’re trying to vote them out, I guess I’ll join in.
Beer Keg: Yup, they’re the biggest threat here. They were the one who convinced Service Bell to steal your camera, Mirror! And frankly, I’m tired of living in their shadow, so… join me and we can rule this game. Together.
*Mirror stares in disbelief before turning to Fireball, who motions to her that Beer Keg is obviously bluffing. However, both still seem interested in the deal. Beer Keg puts on a wicked smirk.*
Beer Keg: What do ya say?
*End of Flashback*
Glitchy: …a-are you KIDDING ME?!
Beer Keg: Haha… whoopsies! My finger must’ve slipped!
Glitchy: Y-you… you…!
Beer Keg: It’s what you said, bud! “The game doesn’t stop for anyone, my friend. Sometimes, life doesn’t go your way.”
*Glitchy grabs Beer Keg. Beer Keg is still smiling.*
Glitchy: YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD! I-I TRUSTED YOU! WE WENT THIS FAR AND I HELPED YOU OUT SO MUCH, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?! WE WERE A TEAM, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THAT?!
Beer Keg: Well suck it up buttercup! Cuz ur done-zo! Good riddance too!
Glitchy: Shut up! Just shut the hell up! I don’t wanna hear anything else from that stupid mouth of yours!
*Glitchy turns away.*
Glitchy: I hope you got what you wanted.
Beer Keg: Blah, blah, blah. Nobody cares. Bye now!
*Mirror and Fireball Look at-eachother*
*Statuette looks at Service Bell*
*Glitchy Grabs their Parachute*
Vasey: Any final words Glitchy?
*Glitchy would turn back to the others briefly before turning back.*
Glitchy: …I’m sorry, Tape Measure. I failed you.
*Glitchy Jumps*
*Silence Fills*
Service Bell: (Confessional) WELL! Looks like their little plan of getting me out failed. Now I gotta suck up to Beer Keg to make it seem like they were lying.
Fireball: (Confessional) Honestly good riddance. I'm glad they’re gone. They could’ve easily gone to the finals.
Beer Keg: (Confessional) Ah… Now it’s MY TIME. to take control. This is going to be.. FUN..
Vasey: OH Beer Keg one last thing!
Beer Keg: Yeah?
Vasey: Considering how well of a job you did cleaning your floor. I Was thinking that you could clean up the rest of the hotel!!!!
Beer Keg: …wait what. Nahhh its fiiine i dont have tooooooo-
Vasey: Too late! You’re doing it! Thank you Beer Keg!
Beer Keg: (Confessional) …uh oh.
Vasey: … WELL FOLKS. WE MIGHT'VE LOST 1 BUT WE STILL GOT 6 MORE TO GET RID OF! WHO WILL WIN THIS GAME? WE’RE GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER BY THE SECOND! PLACE YOUR BETS AND I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME! ON CLASH TO BE CHAMPION SEASON 2!
CREDITS
VOTE COUNT:
7th - Glitchy 3-2-2
Beer Keg - Glitchy
Mirror - Glitchy
Fireball - Glitchy
Glitchy - Service Bell
Caramel Apple - Service Bell
Service Bell - Caramel Apple
Statuette - Caramel Apple
LINE COUNT:
Vasey - 42
Glitchy - 42
Beer Keg - 36
Service Bell - 29
Caramel Apple - 28
Mirror - 20
Statuette - 18
Fireball - 14