This document contains (almost) every tweet from the official Killjoy Twitter accounts in roughly chronological order, presented without commentary. The following is a series of notes on the document, in no particular order.
Some tweets, of course, were deleted. I have made an attempt to put them in their proper place on the timeline, but I likely do not have all of them.
All times listed are in EST/GMT-5. Since everything takes place in California, that means that all times listed are ahead by 3 hours. Deleted tweets are not time stamped.
While all of Party Poison’s tweets are time stamped to within the same half hour on November 21, 2012, that is not when they were originally posted. For reasons I have forgotten, they were deleted and then reposted. They are included in a compilation by Cassie (@PoisonAndFire on Twitter), and I have used the timestamps according to Cassie to place Party’s tweets within the broader narrative.
Some tweets use all caps. In the captions for these tweets, that has been changed to italics due to the way some screen readers process text in all caps.
Also, it is important to note that all yfrog URLs would lead to images if yfrog were still active. However, it is not, so the collection of images that would have been attached to the links is incomplete. Where available, they have been added to the document directly.
Lastly, this document is a work in progress. If you have additions to make, or any suggestions for how to make it better, please contact me via Tumblr (pollackpatrol), Discord (horse tentacles#4671), or E-mail (piffjg@gmail.com). (Edit: If the Tumblr links don’t work I just changed my URL, try Discord or E-mail instead.)
Now, enjoy the tweets!
Credits
Thank you alfhildr-the-word-weaver on Tumblr for helping me with the image descriptions.
Me, pollackpatrol on Tumblr and for compiling the tweets, organizing them in chronological order, and writing image descriptions.
Thank you girlautomatic and the original killjoyhistory on Tumblr for the pictures linked in the tweets and screencaps of deleted tweets.
Thank you flamingcreature on Tumblr for showing me Cassie’s blog post.
Thank you luxxlillian on Tumblr for compiling all the YouTube videos tweeted, including going so far as to find working links. The credit for the working links goes to her, not me or Alfhildr.
Thank you Cassie PoisonAndFire on Twitter for writing a blog post with a then-current archive of Killjoy tweets.
Dr. Death Defying @DrDeathDefying tweets "Look alive sunshines. Shit's all fucked up in the zones." 7:53 PM Sep 3 2010.
Dr. D: "Words are gasoline, motorbabies." 8:20 PM Sep 3 2010.
Dr. D: "@thankthevenom Look alive..." 8:57 PM Sep 3 2010.
Dr. D: "@thesnackfairy There are more pills produced in Battery City than grains of sand in Zone 4." 10:25 PM Sep 3 2010.
NewsAGoGo @NewsAGoGo tweets "complete blackout. generators on stand-by. noise outside. screaming. static. sounds like...like, robots dying..." 10:32 PM Sep 3 2010.
Dr. D: "@thatkkbitch Answer: Popping nitros near Wolfblood Beach will break more than your heart, it'll get you ghosted." 10:59 PM Sep 3 2010.
NewsAGoGo: "generators online...stay tuned for live Zone coverage from our Zone reporter Agent Cherry Cola and remember..." 11:05 PM Sep 3 2010.
NewsAGoGo: "...its gonna be a bright and sunny day!" 11:06 PM Sep 3 2010.
NewsAGoGo: "oops, sorry @AgentCherriCola, always forget its an i not y" 11:40 PM Sep 3 2010.
Dr. D: "The sun is setting over three miles of broken glass, and I'm leaving you with a message from our finest motor army. http://yfrog.com/htha8zj" 11:57 PM Sep 3 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: text reading “exterminate” in all caps, like caution tape. above it is a raygun with a blurry handwritten word below the muzzle, possibly “prototype”. end ID.]
Dr. D: "Massive/Awesome, Cold Dead Hands, and Mad Gear live at Fuck You House. Doors 18:30. Short shorts mandatory!!!" 12:05 AM Sep 4 2010.
Agent Cherri Cola @AgentCherriCola tweets, "been eating sound-waves and living off frequencies for weeks now… look like a million bucks, who wants to date me?" 12:14 AM Sep 4 2010.
Dr. D: "Another one down in the 2." 4:22 AM Sep 4 2010.
Dr. D: "Show's over for now. Dr. D, signing off." 4:48 AM Sep 4 2010.
Newsie: "Up and at'em boys and girls! Slip out of your cellophane sleep suits and let the IV's start dripping!" 11:31 AM Sep 4 2010.
Newsie: "Tune out to tune in!" 11:31 AM Sep 4 2010.
Newsie: "Today's broadcast is being brought to you by Battery Powered Exploding Sheep...Let the good times roll!" 11:33 AM Sep 4 2010.
Dr. D: "One hell of an alarm clock for Zone 3 starting our broadcast day. That was almost a triple earthquake." 12:00 PM Sep 4 2010.
Cherri: "Mega Moon’s Throttle Bar...full of Wave-Head's...good thing I was at full power...when those guys pop, its just literally shit everywhere" 2:13 PM Sep 4 2010.
Dr. D: (Replying to @LosingMyGrip) (Tweet unavailable) "@LosingMyGrip About to spin a rock block of awe and shock. So skip the static from the scarecrows, and stay nested." 6:18 PM Sep 4 2010.
Dr. D: "Buried some TMGMK swag from last night's happening near the old whisky purification center. Good hunting!" 2:03 AM Sep 5 2010.
Newsie: "AM scans reporting the Stacks emitting green smoke. If the air starts smelling like limeade, evacuate at once!" 10:05 AM Sep 5 2010.
Newsie: "Other than the possible threat of poison air...its gonna be a bright and sunny day!" 10:18 AM Sep 5 2010.
Newsie: "Hold the phone! Incoming transmission...fragments...just vowels...possible love song...No! Wait..." 2:17 PM Sep 5 2010.
Newsie: "Oh, the horror! Kilos of !*@#?droids found dead late last night in the outskirts of 4. Warning sign or simple mass suicide? You decide" 2:31 PM Sep 5 2010.
Cherri: "Long night. Almost didn't wake up. Back on the hunt today. Keep smiling. Never Look back." 3:03 PM Sep 5 2010.
Dr. D: "Friends, lizard meat, and the sweet smell of burning nitro. What could be better?" 3:37 PM Sep 5 2010.
Cherri: "At Hyper-Thrusts. Got a case of dust mouth. All they had was clean water, that shits so 2015. Pumped off a few Slam Chasers and split." 8:58 PM Sep 5 2010.
Tommy Chow Mein @TommyChowMein tweets, "Quit my old gig to sell, sell, sell!" 9:11 PM Sep 5 2010.
Tommy: "This plot can be all yours for the low, low price of 27,697 c! Can't be beat! http://yfrog.com/0dg6lvj" 9:21 PM Sep 5 2010
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: a picture of sand. end ID.]
Newsie: "Urgent! Urgency! This was left outside in an unmarked package. http://yfrog.com/ncy09ej" 9:30 PM Sep 5 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: Seven small analog clocks in 3 rows, the last of which is only halfway in frame. They all show different times. The uppermost reads 10:53. The middle row reads, from left to right, 1:39, 2:43, and 2:40. In the upper left corner the whole thing is labeled as, "YOU". End ID.]
Newsie: "Also...is @TommyChowMein operating on all pistons? Or has he finally started a cycle? I have no fucking clue!!!" 9:37 PM Sep 5 2010.
Newsie: "hey, @agentcherricola you know what you're starting to sound like, right? Slaughtering, massacring are more ladylike than "pumping off"" 9:59 PM Sep 5 2010.
Cherri: "Hey @NewsAGoGo...FYW! Fuck Your World!" 10:04 PM Sep 5 2010.
Newsie: "We can all be monsters at the After Party" 12:22 AM Sep 6 2010.
Tommy: "Prime location in 3, minimal scorch! Great view of the park. Call to confirm!" 10:12 AM Sep 6 2010.
Cherri: "Remnant of the 2017 Pig Bomb. Carcass of a 6k pounder. Skin turned to leather under the sun. Made a good shelter for the night." 12:13 PM Sep 6 2010.
Dr. D: "Spikes in Static getting too hot around here. Time to pack up the lady and hop zones to somewhere a little more milkshake." 4:31 PM Sep 6 2010.
Newsie: "...please stand by..." 9:38 PM Sep 6 2010.
Cherri: “Lather... rinse... repeat” 5:28 PM Sep 7 2010.
Tommy: “Don’t call it a wasteland! 2 quadrants available. Tons of potential! (Not responsible for preexisting hotspots.) http://yfrog.com/j5bvfrj” 7:25 PM Sep 7 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: A blurry picture of a desert that could accurately be described as a wasteland. End ID.]
Dr. D: “White suits on the horizon, wind stinks of latex, and I’m low on batteries.” 1:41 AM Sep 8 2010.
Cherri: “Sun hasn’t gone down for days now... everythings looking glossy and I’m beginning to taste like acid” 6:58 PM Sep 8 2010.
Cherri: “I think I just found Christmas... dead... on the side of the road” 7:00 PM Sep 8 2010.
Cherri: “Held up by a few former Sledge Hogs claiming to be the new X-Ray Council of 2... right... well, if they were, they aren’t anymore” 11:41 AM Sep 10 2010.
Newsie: “...zzzzzzzzzzzttttttttt....” 5:54 PM Sep 10 2010.
Newsie: “and... we’re back! (applause) Sorry folks, it seems someone slipped a Vice tab into the fruit punch that runs our mainframe.” 6:04 PM Sep 10 2010.
Newsie: “Urgent! Breaking news in 5...4...3...2...” 8:32 PM Sep 10 2010.
Newsie: “What was it again, we’ll never find you? Here it is folks, our first glimpse. Agents! Go! http://yfrog.com/megloj“ 8:39 PM Sep 10 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what you would see if it were operational:
[ID: A screenshot of yfrog from back when it was up. The picture is of a desert shrubland with mountains in the background. In the distance, someone with a dark jacket can be seen. This person was later revealed to be Dr. Death Defying. End ID.]
Cherri: “It's like prom night all over again, except this time I know where my date is... and he aint gonna dance with no one else tonight” 8:56 PM Sep 10 2010.
Cherri: (in quotes) “now I don’t hardly know her. but I think I could love her... well if she come walking over. Now I’ve been waitin’ to show her...” 9:08 PM Sep 10 2010.
Cherri: (in quotes) “...my minds such a sweet thing. I wanna do everything. what a beautiful feeling...” 9:09 PM Sep 10 2010.
Dr. D: “Got clipped by @NewsAGoGo, every agent you send is gonna end up dusted! Sand is about to go all red-like, thrill killers.” 10:44 PM Sep 10 2010.
Newsie: "Poll! Whose side are you on? @drdeathdefying #TEAMDRDEATHDEFYLING or @agentcherricola #TEAMAGENTCHERRICOLA"
Dr. D: “Here is a special request to kick off a certain zonerunners 30th time around the sun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRIh_UYDMGA&sns=tw” 11:09 PM Sep 10 2010.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “We Are Here To Change The World” by Michael Jackson. https://youtu.be/uhuRL4N5d0w
Newsie: "It's literally neck and neck right now. Sorry, there is NO team #NewsAGoGo>"
Newsie: "There is also no #teamTommyChowMein. We are even really sure why he exists."
Newsie: "Aren't even sure why he exists..."
Newsie: “Urgent! 20180114191309191909151419120919200514201523110912” 11:35 PM Sep 10 2010.
The numbers in this tweet are a cipher where each number represents a letter, with A being 1 and Z being 26. The translation is "Transmissions listen to WKIL".
Newsie: “The results are in! The answer is yes, ‘a’ is a valid substitute for ‘er’...” 10:03 AM Sep 11, 2010.
Dr. D retweeted @PoisonAndFire @MCRchat: “#TeamDrDeathDefying: We come from the desert, where we dust motherfuckers like you! (@DrDeathDefying) #MCRchat” 1:54 PM Sep 11 2010.
Tommy: “Why the fuck not?! Any takers? http://yfrog.com/j7spaij“ 8:00 PM Sep 11 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: A torn and deflated tire. End ID.]
Tommy: “Probably not worth my time but who fucking cares?!!! http://yfrog.com/gbs38rj” 8:05 PM Sep 11 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: A dusty car dashboard. End ID.]
Tommy: “Higher! Come on! Blow out your fucking savings like theres no tomorrow!” 8:14 PM Sep 11 2010.
Newsie: “Brotha’s and sista’s! Get the fuck up!!! @partypoison is live!” 11:53 PM Sep 11 2010.
Cherri: “sucking down straight diesel in sub-scorch gets me feeling all glossed out... like the first chick to show up at the orgy” 11:39 PM Sep 11 2010.
Party: "575.Okami-san grab the H-bomb- it's time to get live. Give me blistas on my trigger-digits- give me too much MTV"
Newsie: “It’s blasta night!” 12:52 AM Sep 12 2010.
Party: "Vocoder voice. Brand new shields and it feels alright. Powder-brown from the knee down."
Party: "@NewsAGoGo LOL! THanks 4 THEEaDD! !"
Party: "@DrDeathDefying give me MOAR"
Newsie: “Coming up later... A shocking new report on grammar and why we have better things to do than worry about it. Also, blasta results!” 9:38 AM Sep 12 2010.
Party: "Abort video mission, there will be another day. Dog food dinner and transmissions instead, impromptu parties bust out like a rash."
Party: "repeat- no Video Mission Abstracts. Save the gasoline."
Newsie: “Incoming at drop quad nil! Bring coolant gear and adoption forms! Hot as they come!” 2:29 PM Sep 12 2010.
Newsie: “While we add up high scores from last nights fiasco... http://j.mp/b0kZBn” 2:48 PM Sep 12 2010.
Party: "@NewsAGoGo Trending artikill"
Party: "Mess up my hair reel good, mask up, stay off the gridd."
Party: "@DrDeathDefying Whats my motivation? Give me sounds."
Party: "@FrankiesFear I'm a poster on your bedroom wall. I'm a red red rabies-baby."
Cherri: “Feelin’ juicy. Gonna go all polka dottie on @partypoison.” 4:04 PM Sep 12 2010.
Party: Boogeymen- rash out. Max the high score and cash the sugar."
Party: "@ViennaKISS I'm the ticket that exploded."
Party: "@Love_mcr_ I've got too many faces and not enough mirrors."
Party: "@_nevertoolate I am zeropercent. And I'm you when I feel like it."
Cherri: “Drobe’s all worn. Time to get birthday like. First some viral, low on cubes” 4:47 PM Sep 12 2010.
Dr. D: “This one goes out to @partypoison, hope the blind ain't giving you too much static. Keep it simple. http://youtu.be/gFaZyHxQGYQ“ 4:48 PM Sep 12 2010.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “Simple Man” by Klaus Nomi.
Full song: https://youtu.be/XyM3x_3WhjY
Remastered Video (but missing the ending): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6AvbfXeN_g
Dr. D: (Replying to @AttackOnLiam) (Tweet unavailable) “@ThankTheVenom They grow them pretty clever in your Zone. You wouldn’t happen to know how to fix rollerskates would you?” 5:44 PM Sep 12 2010.
Tommy: “chow, chow, chow...mein! I’m Radio-Active!” 5:58 PM Sep 12 2010.
Party: "575-go"
Tommy: "Just us insects. Office space! Light me up! http://yfrog.com/mwqp4pj"
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what you would see if it were operational:
[ID: a screenshot of yfrog from back when it was up. The picture is of what appears to a partially destroyed building, with at least seven rooms open to the air. End ID.]
Party: @GreenDayAngel Jack-paz. Easter eggs all around- someone went to class"
Party: "@falconMCR Sarcasm is dead, as well as his sister, Irony."
Party: "NewsAGoGo update please… need a four and double ones"
Party: "@DrDeathDefying my hero"
Newsie: “Attn all Slinga’s! Resurrection road, down for the count! Use alt rt!” 7:07 PM Sep 12 2010.
Party: "@MonroeMCR Rebellion is teenage exploitation. The mohawk is the new shirt and tie. Don't wear the t-shirt- Its a trap."
Party: "@xtine92 Don't scramble the signal. Message crystal clear and unmodified. Tonight is a good night for breathing night-air."
@KidKilljoy: "@PartyPoison You sound like someone who's done a lot of rebelling in their life." 6:07 PM 12 September 2010.
(This screenshot is not mine, so I'm not sure when it was tweeted in relation to everything else. It's been included just before Party Poison's response.)
Party: "@thatmcrmykid Evryone's got a past. Spelling, please."
Party: "@MrsDeathDefying All my 2nd life."
Party: "@xtine92 Make no apologies."
Dr. D: (Replying to @SoLondonSoParis) (Tweet unavailable) “@PartyPoison Youre warming my coffee. Thought you and the rest of your box of crayons got X’d near Contemplation Lane.” 7:26 PM Sep 12 2010.
Newsie: “Brothas and sistas! Sons and daughters of nothing! Don’t dot your I’s! Fuck paragraphs and complete sentences! Don’t let them control you!” 7:32 PM Sep 12 2010.
Newsie: “Here comes a blast off! Yes! Yes! Go, go, go!” 12:04 AM Sep 13 2010.
Newsie retweeted Bee @poltergystt replying to @NewsAGoGo (tweet unavailable): "Hell. To. The. Yeah. My. Brotha."
Newsie retweeted 🦇🕯 @sarahxdenise "@NewsAGoGo you're creating an army of raygun slinging anarchists." 7:42 PM Sep 12 2010.
Newsie retweeted 🩸@FILLEDWITHFIRE: "What i get from @NewsAGoGo's last tweet.. Fuck authority." 7:41 PM Sep 12 2010.
Newsie retweeted liz @Liz_Anne4: "So, what I gathered from @NewsAGoGo's last tweet is pretty much "Fuck School, and Homework" I can live with that." 7:40 PM Sep 12 2010.
Newsie retweeted GodDamnAngel @GreenDayAngel: "@NewsAGoGo Advertising love and religion, murder on the airwaves. Slogans on the brink of corruption. Visions of blasphemy, war and peace" 8:08 PM Sep 12 2010.
Newsie retweeted Cin @fatoldziggy: "@NewsAGoGo You have caused anarchy! Anti-grammar-anarchy. You liberate us from the rules and standards of what is correct!" 12:07 AM Sep 13 2010.
Newsie retweeted MCRmy Wales @MCRmyWales replying to @NewsAGoGo (tweet unavailable): "@NewsAGoGo What is this grammar?!?! We do not need grammar! We have rayguns!" 12:10 AM Sep 13 2010.
Newsie retweeted jo @ufoscully: "@NewsAGoGo fuck school. fuck grammar. I'm staying up tonight because. I don't need school. I have a raygun." 12:13 AM Sep 13 2010.
Newsie retweeted acab 4 cutie @poisonghost: "@NewsAGoGo rayguns and fuck" 12:15 AM Sep 13 2010.
Newsie: "Systems shutting down. Tomorrow's forecast calls for a bright and sunny day!" 12:27 AM Sep 13 2010.
Newsie retweeted 샤 @basedblinger: "NewsAGoGo, let's skip school, party in the desert, and aim our rayguns at the sky." 12:24 AM Sep 13 2010.
Dr. D: "I caught a case of vma once during the helium wars- this is way scarier. Stay inside dust angels- http://youtu.be/ixAq6dWnh1I" 1:38 AM Sep 13 2010.
Party: "been spotted- ben afleck."
Party: "ben alfleck is an illness, not a person"
Party: "@Vivi_Venom terminal- terminally gorgeous, Gigli"
Party: "@TickTockBang I'm not dead- your interweb is dead"
Party: "@DeOkle Kinda awesome"
Party: "@JulesOHara Matt Damon is my favorite goddamned actor in the whole world"
Party: "When I die- Matt Damon will play me. In a 2D film, directed by James Cameron. I stress- this film is in the second dimension. FTWWW"
Party: "Why is Jennifer Anniston so fucking average? IDK"
Party: "J. Anniston's corpse powers my fucking rebreather- her actual bones power my zone-suit, bitch-faces."
Party: "Muthafucka- this is the futa. Why u think I don't have knowledge of the past- we got VHS, Betamax, Kindles. all kinds of obsolete shit."
Party: "delete. delete. delete."
Dr. D replying to @xLiveAgainx (tweet unavailable): "We care more about dramatic style, like this… "So, do you at least care about grammar? Even way out there in the zones?"" 11:59 PM Sep 13 2010.
Tommy: "Swiped a few incomings at yesterday's drop off. Resale! Slightly used, completely serviceable!" 12:31 PM Sep 13 2010.
Party: Noise
Dr. D replying to @Serynzia (tweet unavailable): "@Serynzia Enjoy the ride, sunshines. Something tells me we'll all get there soon enough." 11:44 PM Sep 13 2010.
Newsie: "Black is death. We draw our lines in color motha fucka. Turn the lights on quick before the fucking plug gets pulled." 1:16 AM Sep 14 2020.
Newsie: “Burn the black! You all need to fucking shine tonight!” 1:18 AM Sep 14 2010.
Dr. D: “Hey, @AgentCherriCola, thanks for finally giving back my RFYLCB tape. All is forgiven. This ones for you! http://youtu.be/bdVj0lMoDpA” 1:18 AM Sep 14 2010.
Note: I think “RFYLCB” means Run For Your Life, Charlie Brown.
Cherri: “playin’ the newlywed game with my hands... all the hot mouths are about to get plastered” 12:48 PM Sep 14 2010.
Dr. D: “WKIL antenna almost fixed, can you hear me out there? Can you dig it?!” 9:04 PM Sep 14 2010.
Dr. D: (in quotes) “ ‘@CaptainMaii: Time to do some motherfucking damage @DrDeathDefying http://tumblr.com/xa7iijbqh’ (end quotes) -Your parents raised you right. -Dr. DD.” 9:10 PM Sep 14 2010.
Newsie: “Rise and shine you tender little go-go babies! Starting morning scans...” 11:10 PM Sep 14 2010.
Newsie: “Reporting a slight disturbance. Interior of 2. Could be nothing. Supastars! Look into it http://yfrog.com/mttrpgj” 11:17 PM Sep 14 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: A partial screenshot of yfrog from when it was up. The picture is a grainy photograph of a mushroom cloud. End ID.]
Newsie: “Scratch that, @partypoison & @agentcherricola you’ve just been invited to a dance slave party by this guy! http://yfrog.com/m9vv5xj” The picture linked is a blue-tinted photo of a white man wearing glasses. He has what appears to be a cybernetically enhanced eye. 11:48 PM Sep 14 2010.
Tommy: “Its the fucking Tommy Chow Mein room key! Blow up my beeper! http://yfrog.com/73a46vj” 12:02 AM Sep 15 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a partial screenshot of yfrog from when it was up. The picture is of a Holiday Inn room key. End ID.]
Cherri: “turn me up and inside out. lookin for internals. my hairs starting to feel like holiday sauce” 1:13 AM Sep 15 2010.
Party: "Set phasers to FUN"
Dr. D: (Replying to @BenIsTheWorst) (Tweet unavailable) "@benjamincyanide Transmission received, long live pirate radio!” 4:20 PM Sep 15 2010.
Cherri: “gimme more threats
gimme more voltage” 10:17 PM Sep 15 2010.
Cherri: “gimme more symptoms gimme more danger gimme more lives” 10:19 PM Sep 15 2010.
Cherri: “@drdeathdefying turn up the disease. we’re dialed in.” 12:52 AM Sep 16 2010.
Cherri: “I make xanex nervous. Give morphine the shakes” 9:59 PM Sep 16 2010.
Newsie: “Oh, now that’s interesting. It appears that zone 3 has disappeared. Looking into it now.” 10:18 AM Sep 16 2010.
Dr. D: “@TommyChowMein It’s almost time, we’ll need Zaps, batteries, plasma, sharp sticks, and napkins.” 1:28 AM Sep 17 2010.
Dr. D: “Its quiet out there. Heres a late night jam for all of you searching for a place to hide. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlxgHu5U1v4&sns=tw” 2:48 AM Sep 17 2010.
Dr. D: “Oh man, when did this zone become the fuckin’ Valley of the Draculoids?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyd5lAvjVAM&sns=tw” 4:41 PM Sep 17 2010.
Party: "@AgentCherriCola Give me the high-sign, motherbox."
Party: "Count to zero- I think I hear an engine running"
Cherri: (Replying to @SoLondonSoParis) “@PartyPoison I fast-fwd’d zone 3. Bringing it back in a few clips covered in blitz and razz. Keep an ear to the ground” 5:24 PM Sep 17 2010.
Dr. D: “Skate your darling little heart out Ladyboy, we need the signal! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XYliMlnkB8&sns=tw” 5:59 PM Sep 17 2010.
Newsie: “5...4...3...2...” 6:16 PM Sep 17 2010.
Tommy: “Go! http://j.mp/31Oe8N” 6:17 PM Sep 17 2010.
Cherri: “And here we go... http://j.mp/31Oe8N” 6:17 PM Sep 17 2010.
Newsie: “Here we Go! http://j.mp/31Oe8N” 6:17 PM Sep 17 2010.
Dr. D: “Killjoys, make some noise... http://mychemicalromance.com” 6:18 PM Sep 17 2010.
Newsie: “Did you fucking hear me?!!! Its the goddamn Killjoys! http://www.mychemicalromance.com/” 6:25 PM Sep 17 2010.
Party: "Hard to see. With other peoples. Blood in eyes."
Hot Chimp @DJHotChimp tweets: “Comin’ at you live. Jerry Seinfeld overdrive. White kicks and light blue jeans. Sleep disorder on the AM” 12:29 AM Sep 18 2010.
Party: "Magic knife. Wait by the window. Sharper still."
Party: "TMGMK was a blast last night"
Newsie: “Activating @DJHotCHIMP” 12:30 AM Sep 18 2010.
Newsie retweeted @DJHotCHIMP: "Comin' at you live. Jerry Seinfeld overdrive. White kicks and light blue jeans. Sleep disorder on the AM." 12:29 AM Sep 18 2010.
Hot: "To all my bitch-bots waitin' for their tape to end. Turn up the atomic in your speakers, ladies. I'll keep you alive tonight" 4:04 PM Sep 19 2010.
Newsie retweeted @DJHotCHIMP: "To all my bitch-bots waitin' for their tape to end. Turn up the atomic in your speakers, ladies. I'll keep you alive tonight" 4:04 PM Sep 19 2010.
Dr. D: "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsor… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFZ2X6hrk6o&sns=tw" 5:30 PM Sep 20 2010.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “The Secret of Magic Island Trailer."
Party: "@DJHotCHIMP hot chimp- kick it!"
Hot Chimp: "Heavy rotation. Overweight on the airwaves." 9:27 PM Sep 20 2010.
Newsie: "Meters running hot tonight. Mad cow disease in the gardens. Suggestion! Stay close to loved ones." 10:41 PM Sep 20 2010.
Dr. D replying to @sablevampia (tweet unavaliable): "@smauilein An adrenaline shot, pot of coffee, and two aspirin. Chase with saltwater taffy." 4:29 PM Sep 21 2010.
Dr. D: "Caught a case of the shiver shakes after losing mayonnaise roulette. Big thanks to @parypoison for the Chicken Soup pills..." 1:14 PM Sep 25 2010
Dr. D: "... This ones for you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOBsMssUg8M&sns=tw" 1:18 PM Sep 25 2010
Party: "@NewsAGoGo so quiet in the zones- eerily quiet"
Newsie: "No traffic today! Feel free to take your kids on the highway. Just make sure they have on vapor filters and it's your world!" 3:43 PM Sep 16 2010.
Newsie: "Got word from @patrypoison ...always good. @cherricola last spotted carrying a group of small children out of 5." 3:49 PM Sep 26 2010.
Newsie: "Let's hope he didn't overdose and end up in a caffeine vortex again. The future of carbonation and high fructose is in your hands, folks." 3:53 PM Sep 26 2010.
(This tweet is written as if to simulate a drawn out scream.)
Newsie: "Transmission @DrDeathDefying help!!,.," 4:00 PM Sep 26 2010.
Newsie: "The following statement is being brought to you by Power Pup. http://yfrog.com.jtmobij" 8:47 PM Sep 27 2010.
Newsie: “Power Pup. All rights reserved. Any violation will result in alteration, dislocation, and relocation.” 8:49 PM Sep 27 2010.
Newsie: “This station is no longer operational. Have a better day.” 8:50 PM Sep 27 2010.
Hot: “RIP @newsagogo This one goes out to you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb2NW3Qfonl” 9:03 PM Sep 27 2010.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday” by Boyz II Men https://youtu.be/oK9gLkXe0xw
Cherri: “My god... @newsagogo down. They’re in the zones. @partypoison @drdeathdefying @djhotchimp don’t let them find you alive” 9:08 PM Sep 27 2010.
Tommy: “About to get my hands on some used television equipment! Anyone interested, stay tuned!” 9:13 PM Sep 27 2010.
Cherri: “Had enough. On overdrive. Heading into the heart of Battery City. Fist first. Taking out anyone in my way. FYW! Fuck Your World!” 9:23 PM Sep 27 2010.
Hot: “Fist first mother fucker! This one goes out to you @agentcherricola http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiBgKqdqJaA” 9:32 PM Sep 27 2010.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “Mommy, Can I Go Out & Kill Tonight?” by The Misfits. https://youtu.be/XKh6hshz5ek
Dr. D: “We were too late to save @newsagogo. All I can do now is play them a song... http://youtu.be/Ou7P0QX25IY” 10:04 PM Sep 27 2010.
Dr. D: (Replying to @AgentCherriCola) (Tweet unavailable) "@AgentCherriCola Thats suicide man, it’ll be the Battle of Utah all over again! This ones for you, Good luck! http://youtu.be/flP0TxIb8zg” 10:22 PM Sep 27 2010.
Cherri: “Entering 4. Body count at 17.” 11:47 PM Sep 27 2010.
Hot: “@agentcherricola http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlttcVtlqMI” 11:52 PM Sep 27 2010.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner” by Iron Maiden. https://youtu.be/ZzKDlboE7gg
Tommy: “As promised! Broadcasting equipment, monitors, scanning devices. It all must go! Quick, this place reeks of sin. http://yfrog.com/cbvz0aj” 12:21 AM Sep 28, 2010.
[ID: a screenshot from the yfrog website displaying an image. It shows multiple chairs in front of a desk with at least a dozen monitors mounted on it along with soundboards and other equipment. /End ID]
Party: "@AgentCherriCola I have your back, and your front dear sir"
Dr. D: “To spread the message you’ve got to know the words, motorbabies. http://youtu.be/Zm8xIo_2Aok” 1:27 AM Sep 28 2010.
Dr. D: “Here’s a Sunday jam for whoever’s left out there, Ain’t It Fun, baby. http://youtu.be/uD86JX59xbs” 4:04 PM Oct 3 2010.
Dr. D retweeted eilrak @pumpthisvenom replying to @AgentCherriCola: (Tweet unavailable) “@AgentCherriCola http://twitpic.com/2us583 my box of cereal thus became a draculoide, evacuate the area, we invade! @DrDeathDefying” 12:23 AM Oct 5 2010.
[Image ID: A box of cereal with a Draculoid’s signature thick black eyebrows and hair drawn above a wide-eyed yellow cartoon character. Killjoys MCR is written below in caps with a black marker. End ID]
Dr. D: “Shifting through zones more and more these days, to my new neighbors I say, ‘Bah-weep-Graaaaaghnah wheep ni ni bong’.” 4:41 PM Oct 11 2010.
Dr. D: “Seems like theyre making some kind of big Brand Land production of our story, Show Pony is thrilled... http://tinyurl.com/33z4q9a” 5:14 PM Oct 11 2010.
Cherri: “...and there were tiny little cellophane birds singing me to sleep” 8:03 PM Oct 11 2010.
Cherri: “...and there were tiny little cellophane birds singing me to sleep. tickling my earlobes. I can still hear them...” 8:07 PM Oct 11 2010.
Cherri: “total lack of judgement, no regard for anything sensible, birthday parties every night. just left 4. spent weeks hooked up to an IV joy-drip” 8:15 PM Oct 11 2010.
Cherri: “shits about to get real. heading into 3. body count remains the same, for now...” 8:18 PM Oct 11 2010.
Cherri: (in quotes) “‘tut tut, looks like rain!’” 8:50 PM Oct 11 2010.
Cherri: “No wait... it’s hail. But weirder.” 8:55 PM Oct 11 2010.
Cherri: “It’s eyes. actual eyeballs falling from the sky. filled with children’s dreams and mountain lion blood” 8:59 PM Oct 11 2010.
Cherri: “Rough night. Arm in sling. Drac scalp for face mask. Body count at 73” 12:30 PM Oct 12 2010.
Cherri: “Preferred murder method. Ripping out assholes. Gloveless. Watch as the internals slowly slide out like melting ice cream” 12:43 PM Oct 12 2010.
Dr. D: “You can’t win ‘em all, Killjoys. The only question is, what are we going to do about it? http://on.mtv.com/9CGJdQ” 1:28 AM Oct 14 2010.
Cherri: “Suggestion for anyone in my way. Lather. Rinse. Retreat.” 2:36 PM Oct 14 2010.
Cherri: “The next book in my post-erotic fiction series will have to wait. Left 3 littered with corpses. Body count at 187” 10:46 PM Oct 17 2010
Cherri: “Low on power. Need to lose the arm. Gotta dig a hole to bury it in first. Kills the scent.” 10:51 PM Oct 17 2010.
Dr. D: “All you tech-brains and microchips out there...keep an eye on your transmission modules, I hear they’re real easy to hack up.” 2:53 PM Oct 19 2010.
Dr. D: "Last night, Show Pony and I put the revolution on hold to catch the best robot band in the zones! http://youtu.be/b90Cf6ARscc" 8:36 PM Oct 24 2010.
Dr. D replying to @SpiderFiend (Tweet unavailable) "@SpiderFiend Tell your brother that you still love him for who he is. But after that, I'd advise melting that Drac's face with a laser." 12:07 AM Oct 28 2010.
Cherri: "Outskirts of the Battery. Us -1 arm. Them -239 bodies." 9:07 PM Oct 29 2010.
Cherri: "No power left. The Battery is black tonight. I need a favor from all of you..." 9:10 PM Oct 29 2010.
Cherri: "I need vision. If anyone is alive out there, I need you to light my way tonight. Turn them on. Burn them bright. For @newsagogo !" 9:14 PM Oct 29 2010.
Cherri: "Hold 'em up! Burn a hole in the sky! Going in! Keep smiling." 9:21 PM Oct 29 2010.
Hot: "Godspeed @agentcherricola" 9:22 PM Oct 29 2010.
Newsie: "Wait! What!" 11:09 PM Oct 29 2010.
Gary Levko @GaryLevko tweets "Logging in. Day 1. Standard Services department." 11:11 PM Oct 29 2010.
Cherri: "This person is no longer operational. However, we would like to welcome @garylevko to our Standard Services department. Have a better day." 11:13 PM Oct 29 2010.
Bob Filmore: Logging in. Day 1 at the Standard Services department.
Newsie: "We woke up! They were dragging someone in. We got out. Who's out there still?" 11:26 PM Oct 29 2010.
Newsie: "t 11:30 PM Oct 29 2010.
Dr. D: “Happy Halloween motorgoblins, this ones for the Funnest of all Ghouls, http://youtu.be/8dQP2mh9RYY” 3:24 PM Oct 31 2010.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “Do They Know It’s Hallowe’en?” https://youtu.be/xgux6aGzb3k
Newsie: “Blood smoke!” 7:40 PM Nov 2 2010.
Newsie: “Reports of a... bullet war?! Didn’t you hear?! Shells went out with coffins. Laser death turns bodies into satellites. Orbit mother fucka!” 4:12 PM Nov 4 2010.
Gary Levko: “File. Stamp. Smile.” 4:16 PM Nov 4 2010.
Bob, replying to the above tweet by Gary: "@GaryLevko have you seen the specs on the new filtering tubes? Quite good. Cafeteria lunch in 6."
Gary, replying to the above tweet, by Bob “@BobFillmore yes. Consumers will be pleased. Cafeteria in 8. Possible 2 minute overdraft of section 318.764D”
Gary: “Suitable refueling. I only required half of a can today. Sustained for rest of the day. @BobFillmore regulate your intake, chair scales” 8:19 PM Nov 4 2010.
Newsie: “Shake off the glory. Get with the zones. http://yfrog.com/55mpcdj” 6:18 PM Nov 7 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: an image of the map of battery city and surrounding zones./End ID]
Party: "NewsAGoGo glory is boolshit! Violate! Violate!"
Party: "@flashmaster15 fuuuuuck your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace"
Newsie: “ADD! Clearing murder channel 7 for @partypoison Go Negative! http://yfrog.com/goa1abj” 6:36 PM Nov 7 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID:an image is likely taken of a monitor. It shows the skeleton of a dog mid run. Text above it reads, “automatic death dog”./End ID]
Newsie: “Great article w/ @drdeathdefying and @partypoison in next months Shiny. On stands 7/15/2019. http://yfrog.com/n0ehdgj” 6:48 PM Nov 7 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: an image of the cover of “shiny” magazine. It shows the bottom half of metallic android with their legs kicked up in the air. Text above the magazine name reads, “lots of shiny hineys just for you! Oh yeah!” headlines read, “exclusive! Behind the scenes of the latest shiny masterpiece” and “lady robots! Meet the hot new models”. A sticker reads, “tin-tillating centerfold page 20”/End ID]
Newsie: “Today’s broadcasts are transmitting via the orbiting remains of the 2013 cast of Annie Get Your Gun.” 7:00 PM Nov 7 2010.
Dr. D: “Been gone too long. Levels gonna pop to max next week, Neo Pasadena is about to E-X-P-L-O-D-E!” 12:16 PM Nov 10 2010.
Dr. D: “Individual Software Update 4.2 just nerfed Super Violator’s power levels. What am I supposed to do, sunburn people to death?” 4:23 PM Nov 12 2010.
Gary: “Zone Intruder spotted. 1138th St. Tunnel. Expression Analyzed. : Smoldering. http://twitpic.com/368pzd” 4:36 PM Nov 12 2010.
Bob: Uh oh, @garylevko Just finished an advanced CG render of suspects identity. We may be in trouble here. https://twitpic.com/368sai
Dr. D: “Wonderful, as if going jacket shopping with Show Pony wasn’t thrilling enough... looks like tonight’s broadcast is getting delayed.” 5:12 PM Nov 12 2010.
Dr. D: “Hey @partypoison Watch your seatwarmer out there. Intercepted messages from @garylevko and some jerk named @bobfillmore Theyre on to you.” 5:15 PM Nov 12 2010.
Bob Fillmore: Photo Data received of second subject. No response from checkpoint. PERSONAL NOTE: Buy an eyepatch, very dashin https://twitpic.com/36c0if
Newsie retweeted Dr. D: “Hey @partypoison Watch your seatwarmer out there. Intercepted messages from @garylevko and some jerk named @bobfillmore Theyre on to you.” 5:15 PM Nov 12 2010.
Gary: “-BL/ind system over-ride- Warning :) to intruders. Evacuate premise :) at once. Floors 1-3 prepare :) inflammatory’s. This is not a request” 12:38 AM Nov 13 2010.
Tommy: “Remember what calories were like?! 2 unopened boxes. Put gastric bypass surgery back on your Xmas list this year! http://yfrog.com/5f7wsjj” 12:41 AM Nov 13 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a close up of reese’s big cup box./End ID]
Gary: “BLI Parking Violation detected. http://yfrog.com/2qx4rj” 1:20 AM Nov 13 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a blue tinted picture of the trans am parked outside the BLi headquarters. Kobra and party are standing on either side of it. There’s a light flare across the image./End ID]
Bob: Positive identification: Kobra Kid. Chance of AM 05:30 MCS meeting cancellation: 87% https://twitpic.com/36dfxt
Gary: “XXXXxxXXXXXXxX35467XxxxxxxXX http://twitpic.com/36dh63 Xxxxx3564xXXXXX” 2:00 AM Nov 13 2010.
Bob: PRIV4TE MESSA5Ex: Hey, @garylevko ...I'm hiding by the snack machine on lvl 4. It's been damaged, there's free protein everywhere!
Dr. D: “Your eardrums are my diary tonight Motorbabies. Too much stress, my knee is soured up, had that dream again: http://youtu.be/7UevBVGMap4” 2:13 AM Nov 13 2010.
Newsie: “source from deep within the Battery reporting a new ban on (quote) ‘looking to the east’ (end quote) while electric backdrops are being installed on city limits” 3:19 PM Nov 14 2010.
Newsie: “Yet another attempt to censor our existence. Hoping to have an update on securing our top secret super weapon soon. Pop!” 3:27 PM Nov 14 2010.
Tommy: “Who wants to buy zone 3?!!!” 3:47 PM Nov 14 2010.
Newsie: “Please support our local sponsors http://yfrog.com/mhwomtj” 4:06 PM Nov 14 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a circular logo with an elephant’s head in the middle. It’s colored in red, blue and yellow. The white outer ring of the logo has text that reads, “zone-tested radial tudes.” the next black ring reads, “cosmic thrust”. It has 2 white stars on each side of the elephant.”]
Newsie: “Reports of people coming down with Old Bay seasoning in zone 5. Masks down to prevent outbreak. Pop!” 5:15 PM Nov 14 2010.
Hot Chimp: “Vacation bound. Lost and found. Lets all wish Bingo a happy birthday. See you soon! http://j.mp/cQ5GlH” 6:37 PM Nov 14 2010.
Dr. D: “Setup almost golden, testing (quote) ‘borrowed’ satellite up link now: http://youtu.be/WIzFBvsUZvA” 9:59 AM Nov 16 2010.
Dr. D: “Show Pony... We’re Needed!” 2:15 PM Nov 16 2010.
Dr. D: “Filling my canteen, SP’s setting up the cam... who could possibly be knocking on the bunker door right now?” 2:40 PM Nov 16 2010.
Dr. D: “Oh for fuc Xxxxx#$^^^^^^... 03848@#$%^%&&%$#$%!$^&$#@$444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444434q4wrwrfggg” 2:43 PM Nov 16 2010.
Dr. D: “Goddamn Draculoids, my lucky shades are K.I.A... but the show must go on...” 2:55 PM Nov 16 2010.
Dr. D: “Listen up, motorbabies! Clean out your ears, and wipe your rears... cause I’ve only got one hour to electrify and testify...” 2:58 PM Nov 16 2010.
Dr. D: “I have got for you, some brand new tunes and a whole lotta fun... beginning our broadcast day in 3... 2... 1...” 2:59 PM Nov 16 2010.
Dr. D: “We’re on the air, straight from the lair! Listening to Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys! http://tinyurl.com/286tefj” 3:01 PM Nov 16 2010.
Tommy: “Invest in murder this holiday season with a special deal on my Puritan Blaster 5000 and blow all your careers away!” 10:20 PM Nov 16 2010.
Dr. D: “These jokers are asking 15K carbons for an Individual... I just inherit them from ghosted Dracs! http://beterlivingindustries.jp/” 1:33 AM Nov 18 2010.
Dr. D: “Lotta bad road out of Battery City today... but save your salt, motorbabies. Killjoys never die. http://www.mychemicalromance.com/splash/” 1:43 AM Nov 18 2010.
Newsie: “Uncle Hankle’s armored breakfast, bullet, and video rental truck disappeared last night. Last seen en route to Mad Gear show.” 11:45 AM Nov 18 2010.
Bob fillmore: “threat averted. Back to work.”
Bob: “That’s strange. @GaryLevko didn’t show up for work today.”
Newsie: “Incoming! Someones out there! http://youtube.com/watch?v=sclWc3Oo4w8” 7:14 PM Nov 18 2010.
Newsie: “Ut-Oh! brining out... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i54KWmvNVcw” 7:43 PM Nov 18 2010.
Newsie: “Pretty good disguise for chimp- a gorilla suit? http://yfrog.com/j0covqbj” 9:14 PM Nov 18 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a person in a chimp costume wearing a white shirt, a colorful scarf, a blue jacket and yellow sunglasses. they're standing against some brightly colored yellow wood./End ID]
Dr. D: “Tomorrow is the day we make some noise, here’s a rally cry for all you crash kids from zones 1 to 6 http://tinyurl.com/n8vtoq
Newsie: "Ladies and gentlemen, our weapon... http://yfrog.com/mwx99fj" 10:58 AM Nov 22 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a hand wearing a gorilla costume and black leather jacket holding the danger days album cd./End ID]
Dr. D retweeted Newsie: "Ladies and gentlemen, our weapon... http://yfrog.com/mwx99fj" 10:58 AM Nov 22 2010.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a hand wearing a chimp costume and black leather jacket holding the danger days album cd./End ID]
Dr. D: “Found an old BLI Studios Mousekat cartoon, I still hear this song in my nightmares. http://youtu.be/jvgjFiWXNlU” 5:52 PM Dec 6 2010.
Dr. D: “Thought I woke up to snow this morning, just plastic shavings.” 2:20 PM Dec 22 2010.
Dr. D: “Early XMas present, M41a Pulse Rifle! Thanks Show Pony, this deserves some holiday spirit straight from Eazy E http://youtu.be/OnHlqZRk4Ow” 3:49 PM Dec 22 2010.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas” by Eazy E: https://youtu.be/EJZ42cfSjwI
Dr. D: “Just got done bringing some Christmas Water to all the kids at Gravel Gertie’s Orphanage, this ones for you guys http://youtu.be/W-esINwGXrl” 11:06 PM Dec 24 2010.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “Christmas Time (Don't Let The Bells End)” by The Darkness: https://youtu.be/xrNKF7G7DRw
Dr. D: “The Pony and I spent another Xmas singing a duet. lnk.ms/FS8y0” 2:04 AM Dec 27 2010.
Dr. D: “Staying solo... laying lolo... figuring out our next move. Show Pony however, is hiding in plain sight... http://youtu.be/qEc1ej8gzGg” 11:38 AM Jan 3 2011.
Dr. D: “KJ ghost-cast tonight, King Conan. Operation: CROM in effect, check it, rubberburners.” 4:49 PM Jan 17 2011.
Dr. D: “Listeners always asking me what I miss about the pre-danger days. I tell them the truth, I miss milk. http://youtu.be/9O-Q5vJ-GHk” 11:02 PM Jan 26 2011.
Hot Chimp retweeted Shaun Simon @ShaunSimon “Congratulations to @DJHotChimp for winning best dressed at bingo night http://yfrog.com/h78mssfj” 2:41 PM Feb 1 2011.
Dr. D: “Had another lumberjack dream...” 12:13 AM Feb 17 2011.
Dr. D: “Open up some Power Pup, and lay back on your Thunderdome. Here’s the smoother side of the apocalypse http://youtu.be/x8W4DEMUSeM” 11:22 AM Mar 9 2011.
Dr. D (replying to @PoisonAndFire) (Tweet unavailable): “@PoisonAndFire Not by a long shot, just planning our next move.” 11:28 AM Mar 9 2011.
Dr. D: “Pony is shiny. Overloaded since Battery City. Our bundle of killjoy has been keeping us on our toes. http://youtu.be/LHXeo57xj3k” 11:39 AM Mar 9 2011.
Dr. D: “This one goes out to the vicious ladies of Zone 3... keep kickin’ up dust. http://youtu.be/3UfQ78kU3ag” 4:09 PM Mar 15 2011.
Dr. D: “Don’t fuck around... Go! http://youtu.be/UvfNmXbVHi4” 3:19 PM Mar 21 2011.
Dr. D: “Say it loud, and say it proud! http://youtu.be/PwzBuN7jfjw” 10:47 AM Mar 25 2011.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to a video called “pee-pee 1990.” https://youtu.be/Gs60_AvL-lU
Dr. D: “It’s Friday, peoples, all across the Zones! Here’s your fuel- http://youtu.be/JO7TZGgBbOw” 8:17 PM Mar 25 2011.
Dr. D: “Heres to our dearly departed Murder Wizard, @PartyPoison, the zones will remember you... tinyurl.com/3u9bufx” 11:40 PM Apr 9 2011.
Dr. D: “Zone Fact: There are four acceptable levels of dead.” 1:08 AM Apr 10 2011.
Dr. D: “Way to go, motorbabies. http://youtu.be/B-CpQ_fJeK4” 6:51 PM Apr 13 2011.
Gary: “Thing bot Lucy < votz obscene” 7:34 PM Apr 26 2011.
Newsie: “Smoke. Horizon truncated. 37% chance of preteen. yfrog.com/gyqeaijj” 10:15 AM Apr 28 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: a black and white picture showing a kid with one hand on their hips and the other holding a toy ray gun pointing it diagonally to the sky. They’re looking in its direction and wearing a sci fi looking helmet. There’s a getty image logo at the top left corner. /End ID]
Newsie: "Configuring... yfrog.com/hsv9fanj" 10:17 AM Apr 28 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: a monochrome picture showing an old person in a suit standing in front of three large cabinet sized equipment, each containing 2 large cylindrical rolls along with buttons and flips. /End Description]
Newsie: "High risk of Machiavelli syndrome today. Mouth breathers steady." 10:25 AM Apr 28 2011.
Newsie: "Incoming. Data stream results inconclusive at this time. Stay alert. yfrog.com/hsel3rrj
yfrog.com/h7iowamj" 10:46 AM Apr 28 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but these are the images it hosted:
[ID: 2 CT scans of an animal with a small head and big eyes. The first is a profile. The second it’s facing forward. /End ID]
Tommy: "Slightly worn shoes! Crisp. Mild sent of dead. Page me! yfrog.com/h0qciynj" 11:03 AM Apr 28 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a humanoid burnt shape lying on the ground. It’s wearing shows that seem in a decent condition. /End ID]
Hot Chimp: “Hot mouse. yfrog.com/h298889838j” 11:05 AM Apr 28 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: a mouse puppet with its hands on its hips. It has very large ears and its eyeballs are all visible, making it seem a mix of shocked and kept in anger. /End ID]
Dr. D replying to Hot Chimp (Tweet unavailable) “@DJHotChimp That’s some good eatin’ “ 9:18 AM May 1 2011.
Dr. D replying to @lookaliveRachel (Tweet unavailable): “@MCRIsAPleasure Yeah, I’m old school.” 9:44 AM May 1 2011.
Dr. D: “When I was eleven, and karate was young... http://youtu.be/gf-LJQuGc5o” 4:48 PM May 6 2011.
Hot Chimp: “@DrDeathDefying Brittany Spears on line 1 for you... something about getting that dinner and movie you promised her” 2:02 PM May 16 2011.
Newsie: “Wait... are we still here? What does it all mean?!” 5:11 PM May 16 2011.
Cherri: “******
password invalid” 7:22 PM May 16 2011.
Cherri: “********
password invalid” 7:24 PM May 16 2011.
Cherri: “*******
password invalid
{For further information on how to access this account please contact God}” 7:26 PM May 16 2011.
Cherri: “Heh, god.” 9:12 AM May 17 2011.
Tommy: “yfrog.com/h79r1zfrj” 11:38 PM May 20 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: A very deep fried image, edited to be very grainy and with a filter accentuating the yellows, blues and greens. It's a car extended so it has 2 extra wheels in the back. The background features trees and greenery. /End ID]
Cherri: “I’m about as famous as I wanna be” 11:40 PM May 20 2011.
Tommy: “$$$$$$$!!! yfrog.com/h47ecrmj” 3:46 PM May 25 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a screenshot from twitter showing a list of someone’s accounts on the old twitter layout. the accounts are for, DJHotChimp, AgentCherriCola, NewsAGoGo, TommyChowMein, GaryLevko and BobFillmore. /End ID]
Tommy: “You all want @’s? Can’t sell those. Contest! Best 2019 pick up lines gets @’s. Go!” 4:30 PM May 25 2011.
Cherri: “@TommyChowMein are those your pincers or are you just happy to see me?” 4:40 PM May 25 2011.
Tommy: “#2019pickuplines @trickztr” 5:56 PM May 25 2011.
Tommy replying to @billiejean82 (Tweet unavailable) “#2019pickuplines @billijean82” 5:57 PM May 25 2011.
Tommy: “2019pickuplines @lynokelly” 5:58 PM May 25 2011.
Tommy: “2019pickuplines @dlwendel” 6:32 PM May 25 2011.
Tommy replying to @garagehymns (Tweet unavailable): “@AgentMtDew you’ll never survive with that attitude. You’re as good as dusted” 7:23 PM May 25 2011.
Tommy replying to @garagehymns (Tweet unavailable): “@AgentMtDew sure
yfrog.com/gzqgyvkj” 8:01 PM May 25 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a drawing of 2 pandas both with rainbows going out of their open mouths. /End ID]
This screenshot depicts the conversation above, between @AgentMtDew and tommy
Agent: “@TommyChowMein i give up, all those other pick up lines are so much better than mine #2019PickupLines #NextLevelStuff”
Tommy: “@AgentMtDew you’ll never survive with that attitude. You’re as good as dusted”
Agent: @TommyChowMein i need more motivation. Can you hook me up with some of that?!”
Tommy: “@AgentMtDew sure yfrog.com/gzqgyvkj”
Link leads to the picture of pandas with rainbows coming out of their mouths.
Tommy replying to @nancykarst (Tweet unavailable) “2019pickuplines @nancykarst” 8:03 PM May 25 2011.
Tommy (Tweet unavailable) “2019pickuplines @meganlane11” 10:20 PM May 25 2011.
Newsie: “Getting word of @TommyChowMein ‘s #2019pickuplines Just a heads up, he’s not the type of guy you wanna bring home to meet your parents” 2:49 PM May 26 2011.
Tommy: “#2019 spoiler alert- you’re all dead” 8:50 PM May 27 2011.
Bob: “Death immanent. Procedure 341.37-71. Run scans.” May 27 2011
Bob: “Shit… yfrog.com/h8xlbroj” May 27 2011
The website linked is now defunct, but this is what would be seen if it were operational:
[ID: a YFrog link image attached. It's a deep fried picture, a very low quality picture with a grainy orange overlay, of a hand that looks covered in blood. /End ID]
Newsie: “The commercial free death of @BobFillmore is being broadcast tonight on Slaughtermatic Sounds.” 10:03 PM May 27 2011.
Dr. D: “Watching Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann. This guy is about to ride the shit out of time!!!” 1:34 AM Jun 7 2011.
Dr. D: “Turns out it’s a movie, not a documentary. Damn shame, we could really use a Timerider out in the zones...” 1:45 AM Jun 7 2011.
Dr. D replying to @stacyracy (Tweet unavailable): “@stacyracy if you want to know what Lady Gaga is doing in 2019, just look at whatever Madonna was doing in 2004.” 1:55 AM Jun 7 2011.
Cherri: “Dont try and figure any shit out. Dont think you have a clue. All you need to do right now is get #alicebucketlist trending.” 8:30 PM Jun 8 2011.
Cherri: “#alicebucketlist Killjoys, make some noise!” 8:36 PM Jun 8 2011.
Cherri retweeted Raphaela @raphaela_mcr replying to Cherri (Tweet unavailable) “@AgentCherriCola #SingItForAlice” 8:38 PM Jun 8 2011.
Cherri: “#SingItForAlice” 8:40 PM Jun 8 2011.
Cherri retweeted Cassie The Venomous 🕯✓ @PoisonAndFire “#SingItForAlice-- If ever there were something worthy to ‘sing it for...’ on Twitter, this is it! Do it now and do it loud! @agentcherricola” 8:47 PM Jun 8 2011.
Newsie retweeted Cherri: “Dont try and figure any shit out. Dont think you have a clue. All you need to do right now is get #alicebucketlist trending.” 8:30 PM Jun 8 2011.
Newsie retweeted Cherri: “#alicebucketlist Killjoys, make some noise!” 8:36 PM Jun 8 2011.
Hot Chimp retweeted Cherri: “#alicebucketlist Killjoys, make some noise!” 8:36 PM Jun 8 2011.
Newsie retweeted Cherri: “#SingItForAlice” 8:40 PM Jun 8 2011.
Hot Chimp: “@RipMyPaperHeart count me in!” 5:10 PM Jun 12 2011.
Dr. D (Tweet unavailable) “@CryOutYourEyes Kick a Wave out to Old Man Rocketboots and Sascha, they’ll get you tip top.” 8:09 AM Jun 13 2011.
Dr. D retweeted Cherri: “#SingItForAlice” 8:40 PM Jun 8 2011.
Dr. D: “This ones for all you Monkey Kings out there... bloody fists, dusted Dracs, and your nature... Irrepressible! youtu.be/nV7hlpl1rfA” 9:21 PM Jun 13 2011.
The video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “The Birth of the Odyssey (Monkey Magic)” by Go-Die-Go. https://youtu.be/lmxfQnkjE5o
Dr. D: “Vid feed from last nights freedom riot in Battery City... [embedded youtube video: Midnight Star - No Parking On The Dance Floor (Official Music Video)]” 11:58 Am Jul 4 2011.
Embedded YouTube link: https://youtu.be/gomCkCbKHA4
Cherri: “Vile and vulgar. Ripe and ready. Sing to me my sweet little chickens” 5:21 PM Jul 4 2011.
Tommy: “Super sale! Start from scratch! Fill in the blanks with filthy words! Color the ground in blood! It can all be yours! yfrog.com/hsl2claj” 11:38 PM Jul 5 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: an unlabeled map of the USA with the state borders shown. /End ID]
Cherri: “The domes iz dwelly” 8:13 PM July 17 2011.
Dr. D: “youtu.be/qHqHTaB9LTg“ 4:50 PM Aug 17 2011.
The linked video has since been removed and the only evidence found of its contents are below:
[Image ID: Youtube link titled “Good luck” End ID]
[ID: an old screenshot of the above tweet with the video thumbnail showing. It's titled “star fox - good luck." It shows Starfox, a somewhat anthropomorphic fox with their hands on their hips wearing an orange jumpsuit and silver jacket. Behind them is the name Starfox and 3 spaceships headed towards a planet. At the bottom reads, "RPG music. Nintendo. N1 system." On the side is the nintendo logo with a black box and green text reading, "revolutionary, super FX, micro chip, creates special effect like never seen before." /End ID]
Cherri: “[%]” 10:32 PM Aug 17 2011.
Cherri: “Oh, rabbits. Boy, do I like rabbits.” 7:34 PM Aug 29 2011.
Cherri: “Rebound shop. PDF room molds. Stall.” 8:02 PM Aug 29 2011.
Cherri: “yfrog.com/h0tk5vsj” 8:09 PM Aug 29 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: an upside down image with text reading, “put the faith in the future,” the image is upside down and the text is black and diagonal on what is presumably a monitor, the background’s colors are pink in the center and then blue, green, yellow and orange around that. The image is very grainy. /End ID]
Cherri: “No silvery wigs, Mooch cipher.” sep 14 2011
Cherri: “Like lambs to the slaughter yfrog.com/hwpu3wj” 10:49 PM Sep 14 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: A grainy, high contrast photograph of a green building of mid century modern design. The building is blocky in shape and has no windows. A sign on the roof says "De Luxe" in stylized boxy letters with curled serifs. Attached to the main part of the building is an overhang, similar to those of gas stations. It is thin and hangs over a stretch of pavement outside of the building. /End ID]
Tommy: “@AgentCherriCola you’re wedding garb reeks of stale revenge” sep 15 2011.
Gary Levko: “There’s no more soap in the bathhouse. Run.” 10:58 PM Sep 14 2011.
Tommy replying to @SiameseHeart (Tweet unavailable) “@AMotorHeart you look like someone I used to #@$%!!!” 11:03 PM Sep 14 2011.
Tommy replying to @SiameseHeart (Tweet unavailable) “@AMotorHeart hey guy...” 11:05 PM Sep 14 2011.
Cherri: “New Star Wars 2019 intro yfrog.us/1s40mgz” 8:30 PM Sep 23 2011.
Link leads to a video intro of the 1967 movie titled, “the trip”.
This is a screencap of the video displayed
[ID: a video player showing a monitor with a black screen and white text displayed on it. Text reads, “The trip. You are about to be involved in a most unusual motion picture experience.” /End ID]
Newsie: “Insufficient seasonings! Reporting a shortage of Gun Salt throughout the zones.” 8:39 PM Sep 25 2011.
Hot Chimp: “Mind your manners. Obey your orderlies. Hope you wake in the AM” 9:35 PM Oct 3 2011.
Gary: “Respirator Insufficient. -34 on the avenues index. Shutting down blocks 594-736 for immediate decontamination.” 9:40 PM Oct 3 2011.
Bob: "@GaryLevko suiting up. Possible cause: infection on block 627. Ready."
Newsie: “It’s hot in the city tonight. Zone out KJ’s.” 9:49 PM Oct 3 2011.
Bob: "ATTN: All BL/ind personal. Decontamination canceled. Repeat. Decontamination canceled."
Bob: "It's a Killjoy thing."
Gary: Dammit Bob! She called us tits again. Will further investigate origin of the word.” 10:27 PM Oct 3 2011.
Gary: “Report. The word ‘tits’ outlawed in May of 2016. Meaning: (explicit) Use of word in public carries a maximum sentence.” 10:33 PM Oct 3 2011.
Tommy: “Got some left over Nicki Minaj from last night. Start. The. Bidding!!!” 10:39 PM Oct 3 2011.
Newsie: “Raise your guns in the air for @lookaliveSarah who’s causing all kinds of meltdowns and system crashes over at BL/ind tonight” 10:52 PM Oct 3 2011.
Newsie: “All it takes sometimes. Don’t ever stop. (quote)‘@lookaliveSarah: Oh, how such a small typo can cause so much chaos. :D’” 11:13 PM Oct 3 2011.
Gary: “Final report on canceled decontamination. At approximately 21:45 BCT, @lookaliveSarah caused a total system shut down with a typo. End.” 11:20 PM Oct 3 2011.
Cherri: “And where was I last night... yfrog.com/hscrywqj” 1:39 PM Oct 4 2011.
The website linked is now defunct, but this is the image it hosted:
[ID: 3 goats floating in the sky with wings edited on them, they’re in red, green and blue. a forest with mountains and a rainbow is in the background. /End ID]
Hot Chimp: “H-O-T” 11:29 PM Oct 16 2011.
Hot Chimp retweeted Cassie The Venomous 🕯✓ @PoisonAndFire “RT @DJHotCHIMP: H-O-T” 11:30 PM Oct 16 2011.
Hot Chimp replying to @PoisonAndFire (Tweet unavailable): “@PoisonAndFire gimme something hot to fire off!” 6:04 PM Oct 19 2011.
Hot Chimp: “come watch @PoisonAndFire and I explode Drac’s in Zone 2”. Attached image is that of a chimpanzee wearing a shirt and holding a gun. 6:08 PM Oct 19 2011.
Hot Chimp: “Just gonna blow some shit up, maybe go for hot fudge sundae’s after” 6:11 PM Oct 19 2011.
Tommy: “I have a feeling I’m gonna have some fresh chimp meat tomorrow!” 6:24 PM Oct 19 2011.
Tommy: “Chow. Chow. Chow.” 6:25 PM Oct 19 2011.
Tommy: “Chimp Chow Mein!” 6:26 PM Oct 19 2011.
Newsie: “Hey, @lynokelly brought up a great point. Halloween in the Zones!!! Go take some Halloween Zone pics and plaster twitter with them!” 6:32 PM Oct 19 2011.
Newsie: “#KilljoysHalloween” 6:32 PM Oct 19 2011.
Cherri: “#KilljoysHalloween” 6:35 PM Oct 19 2011.
Cherri replying to @DesertFlare (Tweet unavailable) “@DesertFlare ZoneWeed!” 6:42 PM Oct 19 2011.
Cherri: “. ZoneWeed. Off the grid.” 6:47 PM Oct 19 2011.
Cherri replying to @Muhlorey (Tweet unavailable) “@chemicallypanic we dress up like you” 6:48 PM Oct 19 2011.
Cherri: “Butter battered” 6:54 PM Oct 19 2011.
Cherri: “ZoneWeed. #KilljoysHalloween” 11:05 PM Oct 19 2011.
Newsie retweeted Melanie @augustfading “@AgentCherriCola @NewsAGoGo @DJHotCHIMP #KilljoysHalloween tinyurl.com/3h4d54y” 8:49 PM Oct 23 2011.
Dr. D: “...What a horrible night to have a curse... http://youtu.be/NqRdqw0VDXw” 5:34 PM Oct 31 2011.
Dr. D: “Draculoids lifted our pumpkin, Pony is crushed. This one goes out to any burner who carves me a Drac O’ Lantern! youtu.be/MVpUbBx-Ybk” 5:43 PM Oct 31 2011.
The linked video has since been removed, but it can be sourced back to once being a link to “Night of the Vampire” by Grim Reaper: https://youtu.be/OxwVRisYXQM
Tommy: “Oh, hey” 6:35 PM Jan 17 2012.
Cherri: "the sounds...it sounds like, like……..." 10:04 PM Mar 28 2012.
Cherri: "Like existence" 10:06 PM Mar 28 2012
Cherri: "Like motorbikes laced with speed...engines running on pure consciousness" 10:10 PM Mar 28 2012
Cherri: “Phantoms singing through dead channels” 10:11 PM Mar 28 2012.
Hot Chimp: Embedded Youtube link- Clarence Carter - Strokin’ 9:57 PM Apr 12 2012.
Tommy: “Nurse, my end table doesn’t match tonights dinner.” 5:22 PM Jun 3 2012.
Tommy replying to @ilovemadmoxxi (Tweet unavailable) “@PandannaKilljoy oh, not much, just having some dinner” 6:28 PM Jun 3 2012.
Tommy: “‘(quote) @MCRmyNI: @TommyChowMein What is tonight’s dinner?’ (end quote.) exoskeleton.” 6:33 PM Jun 3 2012.
Tommy: "My favorite line from the book Phil and Mary's Night Out 'her mouth moved like a rabid dog'" 6:45 PM June 3 2012
Tommy: replying to @ilovemadmoxxi (tweet unavailable): "@PandannaKilljoy Florida doesn't exist anymore" 6:48 PM June 3 2012
Tommy: "Bob Newhart just showed up. Guess it's time to go." 7:13 PM June 3 2012
Cherri: "#Killjoys" 11:03 PM August 1 2012
Cherri: "#killjoyscomic" 6:32 PM Aug 8 2012
Cherri: "It's happening #killjoyscomic" 6:33 PM Aug 8 2012
Gary: "Information leak. Valid source confirming #Killjoys at #NYCC BLI to intercept and disarm before word gets out. Engage Scarecrow unit." 4:29 PM Sep 9 2012.
Newsie: "Look alive… @" 12:54 PM Sep 21 2012.
Newsie: "#NYCC" with an attached image of half a dozen photographs pieced together to form the killjoy spider in pink. 6:06 PM Sep 26 2012.
Newsie: "Look alive sunshine..." 5:43 PM Oct 5 2012.
Newsie: "#NYCC #Killjoys @gerardway @beckycloonan @shaunsimon comicbuzz.com/2012/10/dark-h..." 5:45 PM October 5 2012.
Newsie: "#NYCC #Killjoys @gerardway @beckycloonan @shaunsimon @darkhorsecomics" with an attached image.
This is the expanded image:
[ID: a poster for the Killjoy comics. The design is simple, with the killjoy spider in pink over a white background. At the bottom, text reads 'The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys.' End ID.]
Newsie: "Killjoys free comic book day. #Killjoys bcool.bz/OrcIUP @gerardway @beckycloonan @shaunsimon @darkhorsecomics" 2:16 PM October 11 2012.
Newsie: "2hrs. #Killjoys signing #NYCC @gerardway @beckycloonan @darkhorsecomics" 3:04 PM Oct 13 2012.
Tommy: "#ZoneWeed #SuperSale" 3:17 PM November 4 2012.
NewsAGoGo retweeted Tommy: "#ZoneWeed #SuperSale"
Party: "notice! @partypoison recovered from cherbots & preserved by masked nobody, ready to hand the keys back to realio dealio on reqq. stay loud" 10:31 PM November 21 2012.
NewsAGoGo retweeted Shaun Simon: "My Killjoys interview with @TeamUnwinnable where I give more details on the story among other things unwinnable.com/2012/05/fab… @DarkHorseComics" 10:29 AM December 5 2012.
Cherri: "darkhorse.com/Comics/16-705/..." 10:14 AM March 26 2013.
Gary: "darkhorse.com/Comics/16-705/..." 10:15 AM March 26 2013.
Hot Chimp: "darkhorse.com/Comics/16-705/..." 10:15 March 26 2013.
Hot Chimp: "C fucking E" 8:24 PM April 9 2013.
Dr. D: "LOAD "*",8,1" 11:43 PM June 11 2013.
Dr. D: "It's been about a dozen rotations since I lit up this station, from my velvet tones to all you sun-bleached bones..." 2:27 PM June 12 2013.
Dr. D: "It's time to do it now, and do it loud, killjoys… show some poise!" 2:27 PM June 12 2013.
Dr. D (commenting on the same tweet): "@only4ev Represent!"
Dr. D: "er...kiss some boys!" 2:28 PM June 12 2013.
Dr. D: "...how did this go again?" 2:28 PM June 12 2013.
Dr. D (commenting on the same tweet): "@idekwhateven That's it...make some noise! Congrats, 6'er, you just won yourself a glass of motherfuckin' water! Hurry, I left it outside."
Dr. D: "All the way from Denton, USA...let's hear it for Oscar Drill & the Bits- Shock Treatment Breaking Out" 2:46 PM June 12 2013.
Dr. D retweeted Kenneth Austin @KeA317: "@DrDeathDefying Lookin good!! Missed you!(:" 6:29 PM June 12 2013. Attached is a picture of Dr. D taken from the Killjoys comic. He says, "They need a voice tonight, Cola. They need your words to ring out through the screams."
Newsie posts an image of reddish-pink footprints on a white background at 1:54 PM July 23 2015.
Cherri posts an image of a person-sized banana plush with a face and mustache sitting in a chair on May 24 2016.
Cherri posts an image of an older white man with a white beard, red knit hat, dark sunglasses, and pale blue button-down at 10:32 AM May 24 2016.
Cherri: "-- @snackfacts" 7:52 PM July 12 2016.
Cherri retweeted Snack Facts @SnackFacts: "What are your favorite kind of snacks?" An attached poll shows savory winning at 62.2%, with sweet losing at 37.8%. 10:55 PM July 13 2016.
Cherri posts a picture of two older white men smiling and giving the camera thumbs-ups at 9:17 PM July 18 2016.
Cherri: "🕧” An attached poll shows 🕐 coming in second at 23%, 🕑 losing at 13.8%, 🕒 winning at 43.4%, and 🕓 coming in third at 19.7%. 12:23 AM August 14 2016.