Some form of Omnipotence- A lot of AO episodes
Cracked the Camera Glass- 0:47
Can shoot seeds , seemingly infinitely- 1:02
Can make at least 617 clones of himself- 0:32
Can roll & survive rolling so fast he made burn marks- 0:54
Owns a Proton Pack- 2:25
Can talk Underwater- 0:41
Can Motorboat so hard he causes an explosion- 0:09
Can burp the ABCs- 2:12
Destroyed the moon with the 50 Calibur Kitchen Cannon- 0:20
Can Propel a boat with a fart- 0:33
Can Talk with his mouth slightly off from the Audio- 0:51
Can break the Camera with a single seed- 1:25
Survived falling off a cliff in a car- 0:55
Can play the Fife- 1:38
Can shoot An Apple from across the Kitchen- 1:55
Can perform the Fus Ro Dah- 2:13
Cannot say Daniel is awesome 5 times- 1:34
Can turn invisible- 1:44
Survived Jumping out of a plane without a parachute- 1:48
Dodged Knife- 2:10
Dodged 2 million Knives and survived a Grenade and a stick of dynamite blowing up- 0:24
Survived getting hit by a rainbow- 3:08
Survived an explosion of miscellaneous Explosives- 0:38
Can Fart Diamonds- 0:38
Can shoot Lazers out of his mouth in a Shoop da Woop esque fashion- 3:11
Is a tongue master- 0:19
Survived an explosion from an explosives Box- 0:37
Can grow hair on a whim- 1:58
Can Hypnotize people- 2:26
Can Talk Backwards- 3:23
Can break glass by singing- 3:31
Can read people’s minds- 0:10
Survived an explosion from 8 sticks of dynamite- 0:50
Can turn into a Giraffe with an Elephant Nose, Butterfly Wings, and Fox tail- 1:40
Can hold a rock on his head- 2:47
Can explode if he says Jay is Awesome too many times- 3:18
Survived Fr3d- 1:10
Can laugh so hard it causes the earth to shake, and caused Florida to break off from the US- 1:42
Can Grow Arms- 0:47
Survived an explosion of 9001 cases of TNT- 0:27
Survived an explosion in a TNT filled Oven- 0:29
Survived the Cat Stampede- 2:01
Survived an explosion from a TNTree- 0:39
Survived an explosion from an Air-to-Surface Missile- 3:52
Survived an explosion from Orange TNT- 0:40
Can Grow Legs- 2:30
Beat Copper Lincoln in KickBoxing- 3:00
Survived the deletion of YouTube- 3:40
Instant Resurrection- Most Ask AO Openings
Owns a chicken gun- 2:07
Owns a lightsaber- 3:04
Has a gun that can blow up the sun- 4;39
Can survive the sun blowing up- 4:50
Explodes if he gets too smart- 0:14
Can dodge a Hippo- 1:32
Has survived Multiple Wormholes, all connected to the kitchen- 2:00
Presumably has some sort of teleportation, considering interconnected wormholes- 2:00
Can Fart out TNT- 0:45
Can, at will, turn into a universe consuming Black Hole - 6:45 and 4:52 for the universal statement
Is a One Direction fan- 2:01
Can “speak Spanish” (His fluency is limited to the Taco Bell Menu)- 4:30
Can survive an explosion from a TNT filled Kitchen- 0:00
Has the ability to Mind Control- 1:28
Had a baby with Pear - 3:48
Can take out his own eyeball- 4:49
Can summon Squirrels with a squirrel call- 3:23
Turned Pear into a Pterodactyl- 3:44
Survived an exploding Pumpkin- 1:00
Survived getting attacked by Zombies- 4:10
Secretly an Apple in disguise- 4:57
Has a secret buff body- 0:52
Screams like a girl- 3:35
Was able to carve his face on the moon over the span of a year- 3:45
Can Skate- 2:53
Survived 4 continuous Turbo Wedgies- 0:20
Can turn into a human- 3:20
Survived a Muffin Attack- 4:07
Has Cut off Human Hands Before- 1:28
Can drag people into a limbo realm using hooks
Controls Everything as stated by himself
Can Transport others to different locations via teleportation
Fear and Bio manipulation as he was able to terrify Apple so much he melts him
Claims he can beat Naruto in a fight- 1:02
Can become the Hulk and Fart an Anvil- 0:13
Dodged Scorpion’s Chain- 1:35
Can Outrun Mario- 1:45
Can “turn into Fnaf”- 3:23
Can seemingly transform into a liquidy state- 1:56
Owns a Proton Pack- 2:25
Survived the moon crashing into to Kitchen- 2:40
Can survive being hit by the Fus Ro DaHed off the counter and hitting the ground- 2:13
Survived Jumping out of a plane without a parachute- 1:48
Dodged 2 million Knives and survived a Grenade and a stick of dynamite blowing up- 0:24
Survived getting hit by a rainbow- 3:08
Survived an explosion of miscellaneous Explosives- 0:38
Survived an explosion from an explosives Box- 0:37
Ageist against babies- 0:10
Survived an explosion from 8 sticks of dynamite- 0:50
Survived an explosion from a barrel of TNT- 0:43
Survived an explosion in a TNT filled Oven- 0:29
Survived getting This Is Spartaed by Orange- 3:30
Survived an explosion from a TNTree- 0:39
Survived an explosion from an Air-to-Surface Missile- 3:52
Survived an explosion from Orange TNT- 0:40
Instant Resurrection- 2:15
Owns a lightsaber- 3:04
Can survive the sun blowing up- 4:50
Can survive an explosion from a TNT filled Kitchen- 0:00
Had a baby with Orange- 3:48
Can survive a punch from Orange- 0:51
Survived an exploding Pumpkin- 1:00
Turns into a WerePear under a full moon- 3:31
Survived getting kicked in cold water- 3:42
Has seemingly the same Analog horror abilities as Orange
Can survive being eaten and be in the stomach acid of a baby
Has a machine gun- 1:56
Owns a Proton Pack- 2:25
Survived getting attacked by a pear bear- 2:28
Survived being Shaken and Sturred- 2:37
Instant Resurrection- 2:12
Has a secret sexy body- 0:52
Survived heat directly from the earth’s core- 3:52
Can summon Toads, both real and from Mario, by burping- 1:58
Survived an explosion from an explosives Box- 0:55
Resurrection- 1:00
Can survive the sun blowing up- 4:50
Can Drive a Car- 3:00
Has Cut off Human Hands Before- 2:13
War Vet and had PTSD- 2:40
Has a Marshmallow disguise- 1:54
Survived getting Squashed by Squash- 1:20
Resurrection- 0:17
Female pretending to be male- 5:00
Has Destiny’s Child on his butt- 3:45
Can survive getting inflated- 2:25
So Heavy that his weight is incalculable- 2:55
Can become the first Death Star- 2:26
Can destroy the moon as the 1st Death Star- 3:56
Survived heat directly from the earth’s core- 3:52
Has a giant form that allows them to eat building- 2:25
Can explode, and can survive said explosion, if given too much energy- 0:12
Is a knife in disguise- 4:02
Survived an explosion from an explosives Box- 4:02
Survived the deletion of YouTube- 3:40
Instant Resurrection- 2:13
Owns a lightsaber and is proficient in lightsaber combat- 3:03
Broke the Gender Detector- 5:15
Squashed Strawberry- 2:04
Squashed a Peanut- 2:11
Squashed a Cookie- 0:48
Squashed someone’s Lunch- 1:21
Squashed a Chocolate Bar- 1:41
Squashed Grapefruit- 1:20
Beats Knife in a fight, according to Orange- 3:57
Squashed a set of PvZ Zombies- 0:53
Cut cleanly through Apple- 0:07
Stabbed Nyan Cat- 1:10
Oranges evil robot twinCan destroy the Camera with a single seed- 0:30
Apple survived getting stabbed by 5 swords- 1:26
Copper Lincoln has Instant Resurrection- 2:14
Baby Marshmallow is so cute he can make people explode
Godzilla stomped on and destroyed Watermelon- 1:32
Macaroni Cheese killed Master Chief with a grenade- 2:55