Snugglebutt’s Sophisticated Sneezing Soup
1 cup of diluted Troll Snot (water)
4 drops of black vampire blood (black food colouring)
2/3 cup of Centaur saliva (vinegar)
2 Pinches of giants dandruff (oats porridge)
2 heaped spoons of Crystallised Unicorn tears (bicarb)
Fill the pot with the Troll Snot then add vampire blood.
Stir 4 times each. Then Add the giant’s dandruff.
After stirring, chant the spell “Profusius Mucus Probiscus” 3 times all together.
Now, very slowly, add the crystallised Unicorn Tears.
Give this to your enemies to make them sneeze uncontrollably.
Professor sprout’s Trumping troll tonic
1 cup of belladonna cabbage juice (Water)
3 heaped teaspoons of powdered parsel-tongue prunes (bicarb)
12 dried flub worms (rice)
3 drops of swamp essence (Green food colouring)
½ cup of troll sweat (vinegar)
Add belladonna cabbage juice and powdered parsel-tongue prunes to pot. Stir and dissolve.
Add flub worms to swamp essence and mix. Add mixture to pot.
Chant ‘laundramatticus essentialus’ 3 times.
Slowly add troll sweat.
Use to make your enemies parp profusely
Weasley’s Puking pastille Potion
1 cup of Unicorn pee (Water)
3 spoons of dried powdered chameleon (Corn flour)
1 spoon of concentrated troll puss (Yellow Food colouring)
1 spoon of concentrated squid ink (Blue food colouring)
1 spoon of Yak blood (red food colouring)
Pour unicorn pee into cauldron. Add the dried powdered chameleon, one spoon at a time (each child having a turn), stirring after each.
Once mixed, add spoon of troll puss and stir while chanting:
Yelly, yelly, smelly belly x 3
Note colour: It should be Yellow
Add Squid ink and stir while chanting:
Blue, blue, smells like poo x 3
Note colour: It should be green
Add Yak Blood and stir while chanting:
Red, red, wet your bed x 3
Note Colour: it should be brown
Give to enemies to make them puke (or drink to avoid school)