IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS...

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well I'd buy you a __________________
I would buy you a _________________
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd  buy you __________________ for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
A nice Reliant automobile
and If I had a million dollars I'd buy your _____________

If I had a million dollars
I'd _________________ a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could __________________, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny _______________ in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

mmm, They have pre-wrapped sausages but
they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a fur ____________________
But not a real fur _____________________ that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you an exotic _____________________
Yep, like a llama or an emu
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your __________________

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to __________________ to the store
and If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs _______________
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat ________________
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a green _____________________
But not a real green ____________________, that's cruel
And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you some _______________________
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I'd buy you a _______________________
Haven't you always wanted a _________________

If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your ____________________

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be ____________________