TWELVE DAYS OF CALTRANS

(Sung to the “Twelve Days of Christmas”)

Lyrics by The Caltrans Choir

On the first day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        A Bot’s Dot on a freeway

On the second day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Two traffic signals

On the third day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Three stop signs

On the fourth day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Four loop detectors

On the fifth day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Five Orange Cones

On the sixth day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Six ramp meters

On the seventh day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Seven research projects

On the eighth day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Eight toll booths tolling

On the ninth day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Nine flaggers flagging

On the tenth day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Ten performance measures

On the eleventh day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Eleven remote cameras

On the twelfth day at Caltrans, my branch chief gave to me,

        Twelve months probation