FADE IN:

               INT. INDIAN RESTAURANT

               WAITER is taking the order of A COUPLE, which is looking at

               their menus.

                                   GUY

                         I'll have the play it safe?

                                   WAITER

                         Yeah.

                                   GAL

                         -and I'll have the impress your

                         woman.

               Guy and Waiter look impressed/amused.

                                   WAITER

                         Are you sure, miss? That dish is

                         very hot.

                                   GAL

                         Just how hot would you say it is?

                                   WAITER

                         Well, I'd put it at what the hell?

                         Oh, it must have been that dish I

                         had yesterday.

                                   GAL

                         I'll take it. Also, as an

                         appetizer, could we get something

                         to do for the next twenty minutes?

                                   WAITER

                         Sure - do you want meat? Or

                         vegetarian?

                                   GUY

                         What kind of meat is it?

                                   WAITER

                         Of course, sir, sorry - it's don't

                         eat this if you're Jewish.

                                   GUY

                         Fantastic? I haven't had a good

                         don't eat this if you're jewish

                         something to do for the next twenty

                         minutes in AGES.

                                   GAL

                         Yeah! Brad had some don't eat this

                         if you're jewish something to do

                         for the next twenty minutes at his

                         get drunk with a flag, but that was

                         AT LEAST three recover from a

                         breakups ago.

                                   GUY

                         I certainly do remember them being

                         didn't even need to masturbate

                         later!

                                   GAL

                             (playfully squinting)

                         Mmmmm... food.