What day is today? Tuesday? Today? What about the month? September? October? November? December? What comes after December? Tomember?

What does it mean, September? To sept a member? A member of what? Once someone told me they would sept me, and I asked, “Whyyyyyyyyyy??????” Should I have asked, “What does sept mean?” instead? Is it bad that I now lay sept in half without knowing what sept means?

Where am I? A cave? A tunnel? A rat’s stomach? A shrine to sept? WHat is that altar over there? What is that floating giant marble? Why is it speaking to me? Should I listen? Does it know about sept? Should I ask it?

Will the marble divulge its secrets to me? About sept? It told me about member, but what about sept? If I venture further will I find out?

Did I just fall down a hole and break my neck? Now how will I find the truth about sept member?