E - 12bar-ish, Morphine-esque

[chorus]

Just around the corner got a friend named Dave ever since last month he’s afraid to shave (E)

Just around the corner got a friend named Dave ever since last month he’s afraid to shave (A E)

The neighbors all agree he looks a little weird (B7)

Dave’s got a superbowl beard (E G B7 - walk down B A G F# E ….)

He didn’t shave the morning of the Ravens game ever since we won he’s done just the same (E)

His kids think say funny his wife *says it’s cute (A) sortof like a monkey in a 3-piece suit (E)

Bit they *all agree he looks a little strange (B7)

And she *says Monday morning there will be a change (E7)

[repeat chorus]

[instr break]

bridge:

Daves’s got a superbowl beard  (E G B7 - walk down B A G F# E ….)  -- repeat 4x

Way across town I got a friend named Joe

the day the playoff’s started he didn’t change all his clothes

His kids are kinda frightened and his wife’s annoyed

he’s had a major struggle to remain employed

You can tell he’s coming now for blocks and blocks, Joe’s got superbowl socks

Bridge: Dave … Joe .. Ernie .. nose-hairs .. Elaine … boyfriend .. Dave ...