(all credit to @OOStank)

"Niggas In Paris"
(with Jay-Z)


So I ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me

So you owe the IRS money?  Big deal.  You’re fucking rich right?
first niggas gotta find me

You didn’t file your taxes? Didn’t you learn anything from Wesley Snipes?
What’s 50 grand to a muhfucka like me
Can you please remind me?

Not sure, I haven’t listened to all your songs, but shit I’ll take 50 g’s.
Ball so hard, this shit crazy

Like clinically insane or you are just having a raging good time?
Y’all don’t know that don’t shit phase me
The Nets could go 0-82 and I look at you like this shit gravy

Good because the Nets are pretty terrible right?
Ball so hard, this shit weird
We ain’t even s’pose to be here,

It’s 11:00 P.M. Do you know where Jay-Z & Kanye are?
Ball so hard, since we here
It’s only right that we be fair
Psycho, I’m liable to go Michael

Hey my name is Michael!
Take your pick, Jackson, Tyson, Jordan, Game 6

I’ll take Gardiner, beer 6
Ball so hard, got a broke clock, Rolleys that don’t tick tock

Get that shit fixed man! Don’t be lazy! You bought a nice watch, now take care of it.
Audemars that’s losing time, hidden behind all these big rocks

Are you saying you put diamonds all over an Audemar?  >_<
Ball so hard, I’m shocked too, I’m supposed to be locked up too
you escaped what I’ve escaped
You’d be in Paris getting fucked up too

I wouldn’t be in Paris. I can tell ya that much
Ball so hard, let’s get faded, Le Meurice for like 6 days

Has this guy read Keith Richards’ memoirs? Get on his level Jay.
Gold bottles, scold models, spillin’ Ace on my sick J’s

You just love ruining all your nice things don’t you?
So ball so hard, bitch behave, just might let you meet Ye,

Is he calling me a bitch?

Chi towns D. Rose, I’m movin’ the Nets to BK

Lulz no you’re not.

Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
That shit cray

[Kanye West]
She said Ye can we get married at the mall?

You must date some classy ladies.
I said look you need to crawl ‘fore you ball

That was your response? Did she just walk away from you? Look atcha!
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall

Dude, that is gross. Didn’t you reserve like a VIP section or the presidential suite?
And show me why you deserve to have it all

I’m sure that bathroom BJ was awesome thanks for putting it in a song.
Ball so hard

You are a rapper not an athlete.  You could possibly rhyme so hard, or sample so hard.
That shit cray, ain’t it Jay?

Isn’t it Jay?
Ball so hard
What she order, fish filet

Cheap date man, I guess you do go for the classy ones. Your mom is proud.
Ball so hard
Your whip so cold, this old thing

Yeah, it’s cold, turn the fucking heat on asshole
Ball so hard
Act like you’ll never be around muhfuckas like this again
Bougie girl, grab her hand
Fuck that bitch she don’t wanna dance

She must be one of the smart ones.
Excuse my French but I’m in France (I’m just sayin’)

That wasn’t French. You just used a colloquialism. I bet the French were terrified of you.
Prince William’s ain’t do it right if you ask me

Yes he did. Who the fuck asked you?
Cause I was him I would have married Kate & Ashley

Gross. His wife is way hotter than that.
What's Gucci my nigga?

A very famous designer known for using good quality.

What's Louie my killa?

I assume you are referring to the luggage/clothing brand again?
What's drugs my deala?

Solutions to life’s problems?
What's that jacket, Margiela?

Doctors say I’m the illest
Cause I’m suffering from realness

Wow, an actual rhyme that wasn’t too bad
Got my niggas in Paris
And they going gorillas, huh!

Thassssss Raaayyyyccceeessssssssss

[(Chazz) & Jimmy]
I don't even know what that means.
(No one knows what it means, but it's provocative)
No, it's not
(It gets the people going!)

Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me
Ball so hard muhfuckas wanna fine me

Dude, just get an accountant and file your taxes.

[Kanye West]
You are now watching the throne

Fuck yeah, Game of Thrones is the shit.  I can’t wait for the season premiere.
Don’t let me get in my zone

Do what you want man I won’t stand in your way.
These other niggas is lyin’
Actin’ like the summer ain’t mine

You can’t own a season Kanye. It just isn’t possible.

I got that hot bitch in my home

We all know you are married to a very pretty lady.

[Kanye West]
You know how many hot bitches I own

12? Human traffic much?
Don’t let me get in my zone

The stars is in the building

Stars are in the sky unless you’re at the planetarium.
They hands is to the ceiling
I know I’m bout to kill it

The song is almost over. You better start killing it.
How you know, I got that feeling
You are now watching the throne
Don’t let me into my zone

[Jay-Z & Kanye West]
I’m definitely in my zone

This Song Makes No Sense.