INT. OFFICE BATHROOM
JERRY is cutting his hair in the sink when MICK walks in.
MICK
What the
JERRY
(shooting him a glance
before looking again at
the mirror)
-oh, hey there.
Mick goes to the urinal, dubious. Beat.
JERRY (CONT'D)
You know? I was just like, 'what IS
this thing on my head right now? I
need to fix this.'
Too awkward. This micturation is not happening for Mick.
JERRY (CONT'D)
I noticed your shoe was untied. You
want help with that?
Jerry starts putting down his scissors
MICK
Not really, Jerry.
Jerry is already en route
JERRY
It'll be quick. I won't go anywhere
near anything-
MICK
(freezing up as his shoes
are tied)
What the hell, man.
JERRY
-Aaaand it looks like I'm done,
here.
Jerry quickly cleans up the sink and walks out while Mick
still fails to pee. He looks around. Does he look at the
camera? The camera gets bored with Mick and looks into the
empty stall.
CLOSE UP ON THE GOLDFISH IN THE TOILET BOWL
There's a fish in the toilet bowl. As we hear Mick finally
mickturate in the background,
FADE TO BLACK.