Act 3, Scene 2

 SCENE II. A hall in the castle.

    Enter HAMLET and Players

Exeunt Players

    Enter POLONIUS, ROSENCRANTZ, and GUILDENSTERN

   

Exeunt ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN

    Enter HORATIO

HAMLET

   

    Which I have told thee of my father's death:

    Even with the very comment of thy soul

 

    Danish march. A flourish. Enter KING CLAUDIUS, QUEEN GERTRUDE, POLONIUS, OPHELIA, ROSENCRANTZ, GUILDENSTERN, and others

HAMLEt

 Lying down at OPHELIA's feet

    O God, your only jig-maker. What should a man do

    but be merry?

OPHELIA

    Nay, 'tis twice two months, my lord.

 Hautboys play. The dumb-show enters

    Enter a King and a Queen very lovingly; the Queen embracing him, and he her. She kneels, and makes show of protestation unto him. He takes her up, and declines his head upon her neck: lays him down upon a bank of flowers: she, seeing him asleep, leaves him. Anon comes in a fellow, takes off his crown, kisses it, and pours poison in the King's ears, and exit. The Queen returns; finds the King dead, and makes passionate action. The Poisoner, with some two or three Mutes, comes in again, seeming to lament with her. The dead body is carried away. The Poisoner wooes the Queen with gifts: she seems loath and unwilling awhile, but in the end accepts his love

    Exeunt

HAMLET

    Marry, this is miching mallecho; it means mischief.

OPHELIA

    Belike this show imports the argument of the play.

    Enter Prologue

Prologue

    For us, and for our tragedy

    We beg your hearing patiently.

    Exit

OPHELIA

    'Tis brief, my lord.

HAMLET

    As woman's love.

    Enter two Players, King and Queen

Player King

    'Faith, I must leave thee, love, and shortly too;

Player Queen

    Such love must needs be treason in my breast

HAMLET

    [Aside] Wormwood, wormwood.

Player Queen

    A second time I kill my husband dead,

    When second husband kisses me in bed.

Player King

    I do believe you think what now you speak;

    But what we do determine oft we break.

    So think thou wilt no second husband wed;

    But die thy thoughts when thy first lord is dead.

Player Queen

    Nor earth to me give food, nor heaven light!

     If, once a widow, ever I be wife!

Player King

    'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here awhile;

    My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile

    The tedious day with sleep.

    Sleeps

Player Queen

    Sleep rock thy brain,

    And never come mischance between us twain!

    Exit

QUEEN GERTRUDE

    The lady protests too much, methinks.

KING CLAUDIUS

    What do you call the play?

HAMLET

    The Mouse-trap. Marry, how? Tropically. This play

    is the image of a murder done in Vienna:

    Enter LUCIANUS

    This is one Lucianus, nephew to the king.

LUCIANUS

    Thoughts black, hands apt, drugs fit, and time agreeing;

    Confederate season, else no creature seeing;

    Thou mixture rank, of midnight weeds collected,

    With Hecate's ban thrice blasted, thrice infected,

    Thy natural magic and dire property,

    On wholesome life usurp immediately.

    Pours the poison into the sleeper's ears

HAMLET

    He poisons him i' the garden for's estate.

you shall see anon how the murderer

    gets the love of Gonzago's wife.

QUEEN GERTRUDE

    How fares my lord?

KING CLAUDIUS

    Give me some light: away!

All

    Lights, lights, lights!

    Exeunt all but HAMLET and HORATIO

HAMLET

    O good Horatio, I'll take the ghost's word for a

    thousand pound. Didst perceive?

HORATIO

    Very well, my lord.

HAMLET

    Upon the talk of the poisoning?

HORATIO

    I did very well note him.

    Re-enter ROSENCRANTZ and GUILDENSTERN

GUILDENSTERN

    The king, sir,--

ROSENCRANTZ

    Is in his retirement marvellous distempered.

HAMLET

    With drink, sir?

GUILDENSTERN

    No, my lord, rather with choler.

    The queen, your mother, in most great affliction of

    spirit, hath sent me to you.

ROSENCRANTZ

    She desires to speak with you in her closet, ere you

    go to bed.

HAMLET

    We shall obey, were she ten times our mother. Have

    you any further trade with us?

    Enter POLONIUS

   

LORD POLONIUS

    My lord, the queen would speak with you, and

    presently.

HAMLET

    I will come to my mother by and by.

    Exit POLONIUS

    Leave me, friends.

    Exeunt all but HAMLET

    Tis now the very witching time of night,

    When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out

    Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood,

    And do such bitter business as the day

    Would quake to look on. Soft! now to my mother.

    O heart, lose not thy nature; let not ever

    The soul of Nero enter this firm bosom:

    Let me be cruel, not unnatural:

    I will speak daggers to her, but use none;

    My tongue and soul in this be hypocrites;

    How in my words soever she be shent,

    To give them seals never, my soul, consent!

    Exit