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Nicolas Sequeira

1424 Columbine St. #1

Denver, CO 80206

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The Sad Tale Of Tim Alien

40 years ago Buzz Lightyear looked like Mr. Kotter and had a stupid mustache. He was born in Denver but then moved to Milwaukee. He decided, “Daddy is gonna try some sweet sugar, to infinity and beyond.” But then the cops arrested him, took this mugshot,  and threw him in prison, and he decided not to snort the coke ever again.

But then everyone forgot about his cocaine snorting because he became Tool Tim of the sitcom “Better Homes And Gardens,” where he plays a hypermasculine bigot like he is in real life. It was here he became well known for his funny animal grunting noise, “AUAUAURGH???” Today Buzz Lightyear is the star of “Last Man On Earth,” a sequel to “Better Homes And Gardens” wherein he portrays a hypermasculine bigot but this time he lives in Colorado and has a different family.

He is well known for being in movies where he plays an idiot, such as “The Santa Claws,” “The Santa Claws 2,” “The Santa Claws 3,” “Toy Tale,” “Santa Claws: Homecoming,” “Crazy All Over,” and “Galaxy Search,” a sci fi spoof that possesses 0.0001% of the humor and charm of Spaceballs. He also stars a lot with Sigourney Weaver, who oddly enough is in good movies, such as Ghostbusters.

Today Tim does not have the mustache and does not do cocaine, but nobody remembers him doing cocaine because he’s rich and famous.

Tim Allen was born in Denver, left,  and did cocaine, but today he is famous, despite not being funny and being a Republican.

Nicolas Sequeira was born in Denver, stayed, has never done cocaine, and is not famous, despite being funny and being a Democrat.

Don’t be like Tim Allen. Don’t snort  cocaine.

Snort Nicolas Comics instead.

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VIYCE

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Nicolas Sequeira

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The incredible, stupid, hilarious story of four men who shape the face of the

world. A rememberable, one-of-a-kind art movie

consisting of four pieces of paper being moved around on the floor while I voice them. This film is exclusive-

meaning that if you watch it, you will be one of the only people on Earth to watch this movie. Go ahead! Send in!

Reviews from real conservatives

“Let them show it. I watched borrat ... and after two months of therapy, I got well again.”

“After watching for two minutes and fast forwarding a bit, I doubt anyone would be willing to sit through watching such poor tripe for two hours. Nothing to get obsessed about though.   There ARE other issues to discuss besides Vyce (or whatever it is I never heard of until you posted about it).  Why is this so important to you?  Looks like something very easy to ignore....at least for most, I would presume.”

“What would you have done?  If the progs want to watch some hyped up anti-republican conspiracy propaganda, then they'll watch it.  Not as if they'll change their minds about anything. They already have all republicans and conservatives fully and totally demonized in the primordial ooze they call brains anyway. I sure as heck ain't gonna watch it.”

“Been up since Jan and so far 134 folks have CLICKED on it, does not mean they sat thru the 2 hrs of it.  I fast forward thru it to the end. My review: It appealed to the IQ of the sole of my boot on my left foot. There is NO there THERE! If it appeals to anyone on the left, then most likely they watched it on the overhead screen on the short yellow bus on the way to a Beto concert. My dogs wanted out to take a dump and a cockroach ran across my desk, stopped, looked at my computer screen and puked. That was 2min 40 seconds of my life I will NEVER get back. To the OP, posting this is 30 sec of your life you will never get back!”

“If 300,000 people want to watch trash, then that is their choice. If we fear, to the point of promoting censorship, people being exposed to ideas we don't agree with, how are we any better than those who are currently doing all they can to censor OUR ideas?”

“I know some really far left folks and even they would NEVER set thru 2 hr + of this.  That said if you take the content of the movie and convert it to gasoline, not enough there to ride a piss-ant motor scooter around his ant hill. This movie is so bad it won't even draw flys...”

“The Byrd is correct ... let this sheet pile dry up on its own.”

“hmmm. I'll take your word for it,,, must be some deluded stuff but can't be anything worse than what cnn, msnbc, or any other msm or beta o'rouk or schumer, or sanders or just about any democratic politician spews out of his or her deluded deceived mouth every day in the hearing of millions of Americans. Those in our country who are stupid enough to buy into their lies are the only ones who will feed on the filth in this movie. It's not going to get any new converts I'm sure.”

“Ha! I've got a pimple on my butt that says your boot is not smart enough to step on him.  Honestly, who gives a rip? I zipped through two hours of this tripe in ten seconds. It was like thumbing through Grapefruit, a collection of poetry by Yoko Ono. If they're willing to pay for it, great. They'll have less money to squander on markers to scrawl their messages on cardboard at the next Occupy Wall Street rally. Or whatever rally they're planning.”

“You keep saying that and I am just wondering why this is your focus, no one is gonna sit thru 2 hrs of that, I gave it 2 min and I know everything it's about...nothing!  I really think you would be better off complaining about a crap sandwich you ate at some Ptomaine Tavern and Stomach Pump room.  You got to lighten up... Lets go back in time:  You are on the bridge of HMS Titanic, the ship has just struck an iceberg, the Capt looks at you and tells you to tell everyone. You take off but on the way you run by the Ships Movie house and on the marquee you see Nicolas Sequeira and his new movie!  Do you tell everyone to not see the movie or do you tell them to abandon ship because we hit an iceberg?”

“This movie is why they should have never allowed i-phones to have video capabilities. Nor should the mentally  retarded  be allowed  near one.”

Watch VIYCE here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfY2_1m-2Jk

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The Maggots

(5 out of 40 pages plus cover)

The Maggots is the intriguing success story of four boring British guys who become famous by playing bad music. Prequel to upcoming mega-project, “Super Rock Concert 2020”. Want to see more of these British dullards, along with 14 more horrible songs?

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1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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College Buddies

(14 pages and cover out of 28 pages plus 3 HUGE sequels)

College Buddies is a surreal satire of Conservative Frat life. It is a highly original series with lots of great jokes. Bob, Rob, and Snob are three of the strangest rich white sociopaths of all time. Join them as they battle their inner homosexuality and journey around both outer space and Sports Authority Field. Then stick around as The Soror battles an evil killer on Christmas! Want those epic sequels?

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Nicolas Sequeira

1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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Veterans Day: Revenge Is Sweet

(8 out of 30 pages, plus cover)

Veterans Day: Revenge Is Sweet is a short experimental art comic about the Vietnam War and one unlucky inductee. This one has an abnormal level of shading for my work. Want to find out what happens to this willfully ignorant trained machine?

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Nicolas Sequeira

1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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Fatso The Feline

(7 pages out of 30, including intro, plus cover)

Fatso The Feline is a hilarious compilation of everyone’s favorite comic strip fat cat, Fatso! Since his introduction, creator Chump Diddly has written millions of comic strips, each one a perfect gem! Through these strips, and an introduction by noted comics scholar Nicolas R. Sequeira, you can get to know this adorable and very interesting feline character. Want to see more strips?

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1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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Merriment And Comic Follies

(3 out of 24 pages, plus cover)

Merriment And Comic Follies is a collection of 24 short one-page comics, each one insightful and giddy. Plus the introduction of Dog Liker, who appears in his own separate graphic novel. Want to see more of these shorts?

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1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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Bizarre Tales Of Science Fiction

(11 out of 38 pages, plus cover- and one sci-fi story out of five)

Bizarre Tales Of Science Fiction is a campy collection of five sci-fi stories with twist endings guaranteed to knock your socks off. All five are tied together with a frame story involving two stupid astronauts. Nostalgia will abound. Care to read the other four?

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Nicolas Sequeira

1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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The Rock People

(2 out of 14 pages, plus cover)

 

The Rock People is an intriguing, touching Docu-comic about the lives of a family of prehistoric people during hard times. Its accuracy and poignancy will shock you. Want to learn what else they do?

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Nicolas Sequeira

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Denver, CO 80206   

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The Evolution Of A Comic Book Over Time

(6 out of 40 pages, plus cover)  

                                                                                       

   

 

 

 

The Evolution Of A Comic Book Over Time is an in-depth look at the evolution of one superhero comic book character over the eons. An insightful read for those interested in the comics industry. Want to see the future of Super Guy?

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1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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Nursery Rhymes Gone Wrong

(2 out of 10 pages, one out of five rhymes, plus cover)

Nursery Rhymes Gone Wrong is a small collection of rewritten children’s literature with a dark undertone. Good for those who feel that most literature is lacking in something. Want to see the other four and their long, long strings of text?

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1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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Super Science Squad

(4 pages and cover out of 16 pages, plus 1 sequel)

Super Science Squad is an atheistically-themed ripoff of The Avengers that’s 1,000,000 times better than The Avengers. This comic, written only a month before Stephen Hawking’s death, and its sequel, are now yours to own. Care to see part one, part two, or Newton and Darwin argue for hours on end?

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Nicolas Sequeira

1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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Mikey Jakstoon In: Terror

(6 pages plus cover out of 20 pages, plus 3 short 2-page bonus comics)

Mikey Jakstoon In: Terror is a full-fledged Halloween delight, as well as a year-round delight and a prequel to Super Rock Concert 2020. Shot for shot recreation of a classic, plus 3 bonus comics: “The Mountain With The Hungry Eyes,” “Zombie’s Lament,” and “Doll Of Doom”. Guaranteed to shock and intrigue. Care to know what happens to Mikey and his romantic interest?

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1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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Not A Very Good Gallery

(6 pages plus cover out of 42 pages, and 1 story out of 8)

Not A Very Good Gallery is a delightful homage to 70s horror and the inane methods of its presentation. Join host Sod Sirloin through eight stories, two of them short and four of them unbearably long. Satisfaction guaranteed!

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Nicolas Sequeira

1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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Dog Liker

(9 pages plus cover out of 54 pages)

Dog Liker’s very own spinoff is a 54-page blowout featuring everyone’s favorite pet person. Watch as Dog Liker defends his passion for the noble canine in every conceivable way. Plus his dark origin. A psychological thriller for the postmodernist.

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Nicolas Sequeira

1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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Why Hello There- Come On In!

(4 pages plus cover out of 22 pages)

Why Hello There- Come On In! is both a sequel to Dog Liker and a free-wheeling anthology that’ll blow your socks off. With special guest appearances by Herman The Hitchiker and Mr. Grapefruit. Care to see some more whimsy?

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1424 Columbine St.

Denver, CO 80206

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College buddies puzzle poster

Tiny, hand cut pieces of a giant 33x25.5 poster are sent to you by mail- which, when taped together, form a unique , one of a kind, hand-drawn poster- suitable for framing.

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1424 Columbine St. #1

Denver, CO 80206

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Nicolas Comics are the shite!

Another Nicolas’s reaction to my comics

 

Disclaimer: Nicolas Cage did not say this.

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Reviews: GETTIN’ SMASHED BY THEM CRITICS

I think it's funny! I would shorten it though. You could get the same story across in fewer panels – the rule KISS (haha) applies here, which is Keep it Simple Stupid. This type of comic should be short and sweet. Condense it as much as possible. It may even be able to work as a 4 panel comic.

The layout would look better if you had spaces between the panels. As it is, the comic overall looks visually confusing. More boundary space between panels would help with that.

Normally I would say not to draw every panel from the same angle, but this type of comic is the exception that rule, since the joke relies on each one being from the same angle. Something for you to keep in mind for future comics though.

I wonder if giving the characters a body instead of a line for the torso would help. For instance in panel 3, you have the 2 guy's hands in the air wrapping around each other. If they had some sort of body there, it might look more natural. All down to your art style though. I do like the wiggly arms and the character's faces are funny and distinctive. Keep making comics!

I want you to go back to the days of geocities blogs. Imagine the crap backgrounds, the annoying, dancing gif clipart, the 12 year old on sugar acid mind set.

Now imagine scrolling endlessly down as it devolves worse, and worse. Horrific fonts and some weird version of English going on and on. No punctuation in site. This goes on for a very long time. More weird fonts in barely readable colors with dancing clipart and a terribly bad 90s screen saver in the background.

No, seriously, this goes on for an annoying amount of time.

Yeah, I'm not bragging. I'm doing this for some realism here. Just stick a dancing pyramid here.

Still trying to scroll through text...

And you finally come to a comic!

Of stick figures!

With eraser marks... (remember, this is his professional samples)

And dialogue that makes no sense.

One entire strip is just a stick figure saying wow. Not kidding.

No colors on the comic, but a complete clusterf--k of colors on the "website" (which is just his Google docs he shared online)

Now imagine it's 20x worse than I described

And he thinks I'm giving him $15? Should pay me for his seizure inducing vomitfest of a literal Google docs shared online "webpage"

This is terrible, disturbing, sad...too many adjectives apply so I'll stop with those for now. The cartoonist has a very long way to go before he should even think of trying to sell his work.

IDK about everyone else, but I found the comic sublime. I especially enjoyed the part where the characters were stricken with deformities such as carrot noses and dollar signs for eyes. Clearly, this is a comic about a pair of friends who were in a nuclear wasteland, but bravely persevere. Their will to live is comparable to Victor Frankl, in their stoic refusal to feel self pity, not even mentioning their illnesses or never-ending pain in their casual conversations about daily activities.

Truly an inspiring piece of art. I shall endeavor to live as do our brave warriors of stoicism, Bob and Rob.

GOOFY GALLERY

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My Comics Are The Shite.

How many Nicolas Comics have YOU bought?

Twenty Comics: Pick up that Mjolnir and get to work.

Nineteen Comics: Your Ferrari has Ferraris on top of it.

Eighteen Comics: You need help.

Seventeen Comics: Herman The Hitchiker reveals to you that he doesn’t have his own brand of weed and you can’t have any of his.

Sixteen Comics: The spaghetti is given to you.

Fif teen Comics: Meal with Fabio.

Fourteen Comics: You’re OK. Not amazing, not bad, but just OK.

Thirteen Comics: You break your ankle in a mosh pit.

Twelve Comics: Dog Liker gives you a ride in the Doglikermobile.

Eleven Comics: You get a toe manicure and a punch card where you get one free toe manicure after you get ten.

Ten Comics: Dog Liker shakes your hand. His hand is covered in jelly.

Nine Comics: You boogie down next to your lava lamp and Nutella.

Eight Comics: You buy a potted cactus and don’t touch it.

Seven Comics: The alimony papers remain on your desk.

Six Comics: You’re getting there.

Five Comics: Bob, Rob and Snob visit you in your dreams to give you a ticket to a Shawn Mendes concert

Four Comics: You have a bathtub named Clyde.

Three Comics: You eat bubblegum for lunch.

Two Comics: Your grandfather comes out of his grave to spit on your grave.

One Comic: You know no female women and never will.

Zero Comics: You cannot come within 1 feet of me.

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