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0:00 THEME OF SLAYER; KOREAN

0:33 Welcome to the castle super Twitch TOS cast~! Seeing something horrible that requires eyebleach

2:18 Don’t eat lunch during the podcast.

 - 3:31 pat almost threw up for the first time in a decade. Because he was hungry. Also, do NOT name it castle super yeast.

 - 5:31 pat’s advice: if you’re sad, eat food. Eat a cookie if you’re sad - pat’s mom

 - - 7:03 pat got in trouble with pat’s mom. Have you given him cereal? Learning new details on how to kill babies.

 - - 10:21 pat learns a new term: boomer lead stare

 - - 12:27 scholarly articles on lead poisoning decreasing violence. Currently dealing with microplastics and asbestos.  

 - - 16:11 we’ll figure out what we’re fucking up soon enough

 - - 17:33 Do you know about the hole in the ozone layer? It fixed itself after we stopped using the shit burning it.

WEEK OF THE BEAST LORDS

19:24 all hallows eve is here. A spook stream will pop up on woolie versus halloween. Watch reggie vs. P.T.

 - 20:49 beating it required a microphone

22:06 co-op vampire survivors. I don’t want to split my power!

24:00 still thinking about the schedule. Did the sacred and terrible air let’s read. On the fan translation. So far it’s been excellent. Woolie decided to read it himself to not get mired in controversy.

 - 25:35 got to chapter 6. 1/3rd of it. The book is really good so far.

 - 27:25 cutting around in time between different characters. full chapters of just shivers.

 - 29:15 what is the premise of sacred and terrible air? The disappearance of 4 girls.

 - 32:37 went really well reading it. Only bummer: the disco elysium ost gets claimed. And pat no longer cares about that sort of thing. Alan wake 2’s licensed music.

 - - 35:25 you’ll just get false copyright claims

 - - 37:32 getting some royalty free music with the same tone

39:03 went to a halloween shindig. The effort of halloween costumes. It's about those halloween costumes for babies

 - 40:00 the scam of baby clothes

41:11 returning to FFIX.

41:42 Pluto. By the guy that wrote monster and 20th century boys, Naoki Urasawa. That long haired, shaggy looking guy in a trenchcoat.

 - 43:06 8 episodes, 1 hour long. It is incredible.

 - 45:03 the average person in one of the mangaka’s stories aren't beautiful or attractive. Seeing someone that is beautiful stands out.

 - 48:12 woolie going into it completely cold. It's an astro boy story.

 - 51:10 it's a departure from the previous stories he’s written

 - 52:45 grown man problems and grown man solutions while astro boy is happening over there. True detective season 1 vibes. It goes places.

 - - 56:30 pat gets confused on his mangakas

 - 58:20 the animation is amazing. A decade in the making.  

 - 1:00:32 if you want a primer, just go read a quick synopsis of astro boy

 - 1:02:10 Should I read or watch monster? Watch it. Woolie also recommends 20th century boys

1:03:14 go check out woolie on woolieversus. Also keith david is tenma in the dub

PAT

1:04:11 pat beat spiderman 2. There’s a lot of tiny things that bring it down. The game is excellent though.

 - 1:05:08 there’s a scene with music that doesnt play if you are in streamer mode

 - 1:05:43 so, about that one costume… a really terrible costume.

 - 1:08:20 peter’s suits are terrible. 50% movie suits.  

 - 1:10:42 back to that terrible costume. adidas sneakers.

 - 1:12:04 mary jane’s sections. Just add more mary jane sections. And give her a gun. And then doing something that grossed pat out personally in how her story ended.  

 - 1:16:28 things that tend to stick in comics

 - 1:18:20 the fully unlocked kit makes you busted. And accidentally softlocking yourself

 - 1:19:05 pat isn't sure what to feel on venom. It is no longer subtext, it is the text.  

 - 1:21:35 playing as spiderman, A+, the story not so much. Miles not getting to do much. They barely interact.

 - 1:24:08 pat ran into so many class C bugs. pat gives his condolences to insomniac where he feels they got screwed over by marvel.

 - 1:26:03 the avengers tower is absurd. wong : we are back from vacation

1:28:05 metal gear solid connection is bad.

1:28:21 people are gushing about alan wake 2. So he went back to play alan wake 1. The game feels different now that he lives there.

 - 1:29:25 play alan wake 1 and control. They are VITAL.

 - 1:30:04 the game aged well.

 - - 1:30:48 theres a character from quantum break in alan wake 2. Max payne 1 and 2 are mandatory too.

 - 1:33:03 how many games do you play before playing alan wake 2?

 - 1:35:03 all the remedy games are still good.

 - 1:36:30 he’s playing the remaster on ps5. Will you play quantum break?

1:37:26 go check out pat over at patstaresat! He’ll be playing no one lives under the lighthouse and el paso, elsewhere.

1:38:47 woolie looking up spooky games. Slay the princess.

1:39:30 SPONSOR: HELLO FRESH

1:43:10 SPONSOR 2: SHOPIFY

1:46:11 SPONSOR 3: STITCH-FIX

1:49:22 SPONSOR 4: BETTER HELP

NEWS

1:51:12 just don’t play fighting games. There’s an update for xbox: any 3rd party controllers will now be blocked.

 - 1:53:03 an update from microsoft: redoing the hardware partner manufacturing deals.

 - 1:55:51 doing it in the least consumer friendly way possible. Microsoft fumbles.

 - 1:57:33 pat said stop playing smash. He meant it.

1:58:27 skull and bones is on the list this week?! Its delayed to 2024. Pat is absolutely sure they are screwed on this. Its been a decade.

 - 2:00:08 remember the beyond good and evil 2 trailer? And how pat said it’d never come out? Look at like a dragon, 2 games!

 - 2:01:55 they had to announce it as part of the earnings report. And an untitled big game also got delayed.

2:02:34 you need an online connection to pair a disk drive to your ps5 model. The fantasy of an offline collection. Everything needs a day 1 patch now.

 - 2:05:10 mario wonder needed a firmware update to play.  A time in QA where firmware updates were on disk. P.T. is physical media.

 - 2:09:24 pat cannot recall the last game that did not get patched day 1. And the online requirement is the blu-ray disk association.  

 - 2:10:50 return to the PSP. return to UMDs.

2:11:34 nintendo patent with a device that looks like it can split in 2. A very big DS.

 - 2:13:47 an entire new gen of games that cant be ported. And emulating games with two screens sucks.

 - 2:15:08 pat just wants a switch version that has a better framerate.  

2:16:10 there’s a new kingdom hearts game for IOS and mobile. Missing-link. The rights kerfuffle they somehow figured out yet again.

 - 2:17:48 the big money anime juggalos. Also an update on the ICP, shaggy 2 dope did try to go for a dropkick on fred durst. But he was aiming for a whiff. Violent J is a supportive father and a supporter of the furry community.

 - 2:21:20 here’s your ICP firmware update. Pat learned juggalos are alright.

 - 2:22:05 if you are not canadian, turn off the podcast. Commonwealth only. PJ phil is a wrestling tag team champion

 - - 2:23:55 on who PJ phil is.

 - - 2:25:09 PJ phil is pretty much pat’s brother.

2:26:07 bat got PB and J

2:26:36 breaking news. Everyone is laid off. Bungie let go of a bunch of people. Destiny 2’s next expansion is delayed and marathon is too.

2:28:22 yoko taro’s error game reset is shutting down after less than a year. And bafmodads.

EMAILS

2:31:00 Emails! Send your emails to castlesuperbeastmail@gmail.com!

2:31:29 breaking capcom news: mods are cheating and a violation of public order and morals.

2:33:01 the RE engine moving to the REX engine. And pat wont play exoprimal

2:37:46 12 dollar halloween fatalities. Low diff the justice league. Pat and how the kids do power match ups on tik tok. Welcome to phonk pat.

 - 2:43:00 ear destroying punchline. Loud is funny

 - 2:44:53 pat shows woolie an example

2:48:03 memes are like hot dogs. And veggie dogs. Vegetarian foods are wii games.  

2:51:26 a theory on why nintendo is so weird and flip-floppy on smash

2:53:53 any examples of veto powers being used for good or evil?

2:58:35 happy happy happy halloween

2:59:09 dont shoot heroin and go trick or treating

2:59:14 END OF PODCAST: end of theme of slayer; korean