Matt Beard Art Plein Air Documentation
Artwork Title: ONES AND ZEROES
Size: 20”x 16”
Medium: Acrylic on Canvas
Date Painted: 9-1317
Base Price: $1 per sq. in.
It was only a lifetime ago, that we stood here and watched, scanning the horizon for very real threats. It was a different time, when triangles and protractors could save the world, and ones and zeroes just belonged to the hobo’s walking the rails.
It was only yesterday we stood and watched, scanning the horizon for lightning, long out of range and out of season. Everything’s different now. No need to reminisce. Anything we need, we can pay for with ones and zeroes.
So close we could almost feel the blast. A flash of light. A child screams. But there is nobody left to put up a fight. Just some ones and zeroes.
We never saw it coming because we sold the watchtower, and carved the earth from it’s foundation. It still stands, hovering and weightless above the earth and sea. Inaccessible for all but the names of the fallen, written on the walls with triangles, but traded for ones and zeroes.
I shelter in the book of names, their colors shade my vision. The falling mist and threats of passing showers cannot hinder me now. I am hidden by ones and zeroes.
Distance from Humboldt: $15 per county
Overnight Travel Required: $75
Sleeping in Van Required: $50
Tricky Urban Van Camping Required: $25
ON THE GROUND LOGISTICS COSTS
Paid Parking: Cost of Parking
Illegal or Questionable Parking Required: $50
Parking Ticket Incurred: Cost of Ticket
Private Land: $50
Posted No Trespassing: $100
Harassed by Authorities and/or Told to Leave: $150
Citation Incurred: Cost of Citation
Fence/Gate Hopping: $50
Barbed Wire: $50
Hauling Gear on Foot: $25 per mile
Off Trail Wilderness Tromping Required: $15
Climbing or Vertical Scrambling Requiring Use of Hands: $25
Full On Bushwhacking: $75
Poison Oak Observed: $15
Ticks Observed on Skin or Clothing: $25 each
Tick Bites: $150 each
Bee/Wasp/Insect Stings: $25
Wind Speed: $10 per mile per hour over 10mph
Lack of Shade: $50
Heat/Cold: $5 per degree over 70/ under 50
Excessive Public Conversations/Distractions: ranges from $25-$150
Able to Paint View from Back of Van: Subtract $50
Private Land With Permission (Your Land): Subtract $250
Cold Beer and/or Snacks Delivered During or After Paint Session: Subtract $50
Fun Surf at Location Before or After Painting: Subtract $50
Room and Board for 1 week during a paint tour of your area: Subtract Everything!
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