Corn: Meet The Crew
L.A. (The Chief)
No that’s not his real name, his real name is just too long and too Hispanic for most pelople. Friends with the rest of the council and a total nerd/geek. Always willing to jam out to all kinds of music and play his guitar. D&D, Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel, D.C., Pokémon, linguistics, physics, Boy Scouts, he’s into it all. Don’t mess with the Chief!
James M. (The Master Engineer)
Our resident Hawaiian and total plane nerd. Also loves R/C planes and cars and will always tinker with anything. A Boy Scout just like L.A. with goals that reach higher than the planes he flies. Also the channel’s best editor. Time to start flying!
Ian (The Master Warrior)
A strong dude with a stronger heart. A cool guy who loves video games, working out, and wearing his sunglasses upside down. Always willing to listen to music and listen to others. Also one of the best singers in the council. Is also a fast track boi. Prepare to learn true strength!
Caleb (The Master Mage)
Mr. Big Boy himself! Starting his YouTube career before all of us, Caleb is well developed in all things social. He’s likes video games and Sabaton (The Metal Band) and is usually a voice of reason in the council. He also created the account that is Corn. All hail Corn!
James R. (The Master Penguin)
Don’t ask why penguins, just go with it. Loves video games and has his own channel, “The Broviet Union of the HCCA” (Go check it out). Also has the best penguin mask in the council. Time for war comrades!
Chuck (The Master Bard)
The youngest in the council yet one of the most intuitive. He’s always doing something musical with his piano and is a great composer. He writes most of the Channel’s music and always does a fantastic job. Check out his channel “BulletBeats”. Also a Lax Bro. Pay With Your Blood!
Ali (The Master Traitor/Infiltrator/Disguiser)
Hard to tell when he’s on the Corn’s side but he’s a valuable asset anyway. Our resident Egyptian boi, he is a great actor and a Master Disguiser (as seen in the picture above). Also he won’t stop saying “Yo Mama”, it’s a problem. Time to Disappear!
Josh (The Master Of Strength)
The Master Of Strength due to him being on the football team AND the wrestling team. He’s one of the Kernels with more eccentric ideas but good ideas nonetheless. He has a general love of athletics and likes most music with a tendency to listen to rock, punk, and rap.
Chago (Grandfather Corn/Puerto Rican Rambo)
L.A.’s Puerto Rican, Machete Wielding, Grandfather with a million stories. Need I say more?
TheReal-Donut (The Gluten Guardian)
A mod of the r/TheCornmunity subreddit and a faithful ally to the Chief and the Council. A cool dude who has also helped create new words for the Corn Language. Face his sugary wrath!