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Job Title: Life partner

A brief summary of Owen Inc:

📌Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada, but open to remote applicants , and willing to relocate

 

✅Deep expertise in dad puns, internet MEMEs , small dog breeds, music and movie trivia

✅Holds a valid driver's license, and is capable of driving both automatic and standard transmission vehicles

✅Capable of producing a one course meal without immediately obvious property damage

Life @ Owen Inc:

As a technology data-driven entity , Owen Inc ensures a fair and balanced working environment. Owen Inc now resides in Montreal, Quebec, Canada, but was founded in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada in 1979.

 

The business is used to operating in harsh climates such as in Winnipeg, Manitoba as well as Dublin , Ireland (1998-2002)

The business is operated solo following a departure of the previous business partner. The business is run without any junior partners, but does have a 4-legged silent partner of the wooly variety

Prior to application, please consult the company site to see if the environment is a good fit for you: https://getvpro.com

 

Your main duties & responsibilities as a successful applicant

 

 

 

The 1975, Ariana Grande, Kenny Logginz,  Haim, Blu Mar Ten, Markus Schulz, Sasha , John Digweed, Hernan Cattaneo, Tycho, Ty $ Sign, 2pac, Bone Thugs, Notorious B.I.G., Pharcyde, Tribe called Quest, Iron Maiden, Bad Religion, NOFX, GOB, Testament, Thin Lizzy, Motley Crue, Jimmy Eat World, Bach/Mozart , Django Reindhardt, Charlie Christian

 

If you’re interested in applying, please submit your application to oreynolds@gmail.com to discuss the position in detail and answer any additional questions you might have

Thanks & regards


Owen and dog-executive-officer coffee bean 🐕