Job Title: Life partner A brief summary of Owen Inc: 📌Location: Montreal, Quebec, Canada, but open to remote applicants , and willing to relocate
✅Deep expertise in dad puns, internet MEMEs , small dog breeds, music and movie trivia ✅Holds a valid driver's license, and is capable of driving both automatic and standard transmission vehicles ✅Capable of producing a one course meal without immediately obvious property damage |
The business is used to operating in harsh climates such as in Winnipeg, Manitoba as well as Dublin , Ireland (1998-2002)
The business is operated solo following a departure of the previous business partner. The business is run without any junior partners, but does have a 4-legged silent partner of the wooly variety
Prior to application, please consult the company site to see if the environment is a good fit for you: https://getvpro.com
Your main duties & responsibilities as a successful applicant
The 1975, Ariana Grande, Kenny Logginz, Haim, Blu Mar Ten, Markus Schulz, Sasha , John Digweed, Hernan Cattaneo, Tycho, Ty $ Sign, 2pac, Bone Thugs, Notorious B.I.G., Pharcyde, Tribe called Quest, Iron Maiden, Bad Religion, NOFX, GOB, Testament, Thin Lizzy, Motley Crue, Jimmy Eat World, Bach/Mozart , Django Reindhardt, Charlie Christian
If you’re interested in applying, please submit your application to oreynolds@gmail.com to discuss the position in detail and answer any additional questions you might have
Thanks & regards
Owen and dog-executive-officer coffee bean 🐕