#183 - The Angry Chicken: “Jade Lotus”

11-29-16

• Garrett • Jocelyn • Dills

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The Jade Lotus

First let’s talk Jade Golem

Druid

Jade Behemoth

6 Mana Common Minion

3/6

Taunt. BC: Summon a Jade Golem.

Jade Blossom

3 Mana Common Spell

Summon a Jade Golem. Gain an empty Mana Crystal.

Mark of the Lotus

1 Mana Common Spell

Give your minions +1/+1.

Celestial Dreamer

3 Mana Rare Minion

3/3

BC: If a friendly minion has 5 or more Attack, gain +2/+2.

Jade Idol

1 Mana Rare Spell

Choose One - Summon a Jade Golem; or Shuffle 3 copies of this card into your deck.

Virmen Sensei

5 Mana Rare Minion

4/5

BC: Give a friendly Beast +2/+2.

Lunar Visions

5 Mana Epic Spell

Draw 2 cards. Minions drawn cost (2) less.

Pilfered Power

3 Mana Epic Spell

Gain an empty Mana Crystal for each friendly minion.

Kun the Forgotten King

10 Mana Legendary Minion

7/7

Choose One - Gain 10 Armor; or Refresh your Mana Crystals.

Rogue

Jade Shuriken

2 Mana Common Spell

Deal 2 damage. Combo: Summon a Jade Golem.

Jade Swarmer

2 Mana Common Minion

1/1

Stealth, DR: Summon a Jade Golem.

Shadow Rager

3 Mana Common Minion

5/1

Stealth

Counterfeit Coin

0 Mana Rare Spell

Gain 1 Mana Crystal this turn only.

Gadgetzan Ferryman

2 Mana rare Minion

2/3

Combo: Return a friendly minion to your hand.

Shadow Sensei

4 Mana Rare Minion

4/4

BC: Give a Stealth minion +2/+2.

Lotus Assassin

5 Mana Epic Minion

5/5

Stealth. Whenever this attacks and kills a minion, gain Stealth.

Luckydo Buccaneer

6 Mana Epic Pirate

5/5

BC: If your weapon has at least 3 Attack, gain +4/+4.

Shaku, the Collector

3 Mana Legendary Minion

2/3

Stealth. Whenever this attacks, add a random card to your hand (from your opponent’s class).

Shaman

Call in the Finishers

4 Mana Common Spell

Summon four 1/1 Murlocs.

Jade Chieftain

7 Mana Common Minion

5/5

BC: Summon a Jade Golem. Give it Taunt.

Jade Lightning

4 Mana Common Spell

Deal 4 damage. Summon a Jade Golem.

Devolve

2 Mana Rare Spell

Transform all enemy minions into random ones that cost 1 less.

Jade Claws

2 Mana Rare Weapon

2/2

BC: Summon a Jade Golem. Overload: 1

Jinyu Waterspeaker

4 Mana Rare Minion

3/6

BC: Restore 6 Health. Overload: 1

Finders Keepers

1 Mana Epic Spell

Discover a card with Overload. Overload: 1

Lotus Illusionist

4 Mana Epic Minion

3/5

After this minion attacks a hero, transform it into a random 6-Cost minion.

White Eyes

5 Mana Legendary Minion

5/5

Taunt. DR: Shuffle ‘The Storm Guardian’ into your deck.

A 10/10 Taunt

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Jade Lotus

(Rogue, Druid, Shaman)

Jade Spirit

4 Mana Common Minion

2/3

BC: Summon a Jade Golem

Lotus Agents

5 Mana Rare Minion

5/3

BC: Discover a Druid, Rogue, or Shaman card.

Aya Blackpaw

6 Mana Legendary Minion

5/3

BC & DR: Summon a Jade Golem

Neutral Commons

Ancient of Blossoms

6 Mana Common Minion

3/8

Taunt.

Blowgill Sniper

2 Mana Common Murloc

2/1

BC: Deal 1 damage.

Grook Fu Master

5 Mana Common Minion

3/5

Windfury

Neutral Commons Cont.

Hozen Healer

4 Mana Common Minion

2/6

BC: Restore a minion to full Health.

Naga Corsair

4 Mana Common Pirate

5/4

BC: Give your weapon +1 attack.

Neutral Rares

Backroom Bouncer

4 Mana Rare Minion

4/4

Whenever a friendly minion dies, gain +1 Attack.

Small-time Buccaneer

1 Mana Rare Pirate

1/2

Has +2 attack while you have a weapon equipped.

Neutral Epics

Defias Cleaner

6 Mana Epic Minion

5/7

BC: Silence a minion with Deathrattle.

Neutral Legendaries

Finja, the Flying Star

5 Mana Legendary Murloc

2/4

Stealth. Whenever this attacks and kills a minion summon 2 Murlocs from your deck.

Madam Goya

6 Mana Legendary Minion

4/3

BC: Choose a friendly minion. Swap it with a minion in your deck.

Wrathion

6 Mana Legendary Minion

4/5

Taunt. BC: Draw cards until you draw one that isn’t a Dragon.

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