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Feed your mom Gluten-free Scooby Snacks

Johnny Depp sucks at acting like he can play guitar.

Don't wink your butt hole at strangers.

Online bullying people with morse code is a sin.

Tattoo idea: a silhouette of Michael Jordan passing the ball to somebody else.

Have you supported a friend's band that didn't go anywhere? You may be entitled to a cash refund settlement. Call Osborn and Goldberg now.

When aliens finally find Earth they'll most likely want to talk to the dolphins, not humans.

Enough about cancel culture, i wanna hear more about do something charitable but film yourself doing it culture.

Ever notice Sub-zero and Scorpion never caught the corona virus?

Airplane food, am I right? Like, why can't there just be a restaurant that serves it?

Yo mama so ugly I went to a halloween costume contest as her and got disqualified for cheating.

My fashion model runway signature move is checking the mail at the end.

There should be a Ouiji computer game where several people put their hands on a computer mouse and push it back and forth.

The first person ever to hurt themselves by running with scissors is getting a Tosh.0 web redemption.

Meta-ironic: It's like Alanis Morissette cutting the cheese after she just cut you in line.

I hope they never name a tree or body of water after Justin Timberlake.

Death by unquenchable maple syrup craving is the way to go.

If I had a million dollars I would have a custom bowling ball made like a magic 8 ball, but without the flat part.

Weather Report: Looks like we're in for some nasty leather.

If I had a low rider I would just hop over any wrong way spikes.

Somewhere out there, Ozzy Osbourne still thinks he's in a reality show.

Justin Bieber should star in a bio film about Vanilla Ice, then I would have two reasons not to watch it.

The Southern National Institute For Farts, otherwise known as SNIFF.

Yo mama so nasty she needs Left Guard deodorant too.

Wu-tang is the new walmart Nirvana tshirt.

Introducing the new Spice Girl... Karen Spice.

Vin Diesel's favorite restaurant is the Olive Garden.

Gonna start my own Twitter clone app called Stutter

I just realized my used couch that I bought on craigslist was in a porno, hashtag scrub life.

Michael Jackson's final form is turquoise.

So does Butthead have gingivitis or what's going on with that?

Alexa, what is the past tense form of Gettin Jiggy Wit It?

Hi I'm Robert from Metallica, the least important and most replaceable member of the band, and you're listening to Pandora.