Upfront:

Alex
 Jones, on his show, drunk as fuck, special live AMA from subreddit r/The_Donald

https://youtu.be/Qsh_2bf4cd0

Main Show:

[LOCAL] Arrested Naked Man in San Jose Out on Bail (that headline tho)

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Arrested-Naked-Man-in-San-Jose-Out-on-Bail-506906981.html

[LOCAL] Stanford admissions officer arrested for allegedly stabbing girlfriend while high on LSD

http://www.ktvu.com/news/stanford-admissions-employee-arrested-for-allegedly-stabbing-girlfriend-while-on-lsd

[LOCALish] Video shows Tesla driver apparently asleep behind the wheel

https://www.kron4.com/news/california/watch-video-shows-tesla-driver-apparently-asleep-behind-the-wheel/1830515895

Bari Weiss of the NYT explains anti-semitism to everyone at The View

https://twitter.com/_Saeen_/status/1102673980836720641

Judge Jeanine asks whether Omar's hijab is 'indicative' of her loyalty to Sharia law

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/433373-judge-jeanine-asks-whether-omars-hijab-is-indicative-of-her-loyalty-to-sharia?amp&__twitter_impression=true

Sean Hannity on The Green New Deal

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1103115311233097732

Just a tiny amount of Trump

https://www.theverge.com/2019/3/6/18253785/donald-trump-tim-apple-cook-ceo-name

Teen blames Facebook, and we are here for it
Also, Rand Paul has a bad take at
 the hearing

https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/432649-teen-who-got-vaccinated-despite-parents-blames-facebook-for-spreading

https://www.facebook.com/usatoday/videos/769726810077985/

Jim Bakker on Civil War coming to America

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/jim-bakker-warns-that-civil-war-is-coming-to-america/

Dinesh D’Souza on Laura Ingraham talking about college campuses

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1103858227576479744?s=19

Congressman Joe Cunningham at a hearing about seismic air guns

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2019/mar/09/congressman-joe-cunningham-blasts-trump-official-with-air-horn-video

Jimmy Dore on Fox not being allowed at the democratic debates

https://twitter.com/Nitzky89/status/1104576853187153920?s=19

[RED LIGHT] How the fuck does “the quarterling” have half a million followers? (video)

https://youtu.be/f2CuyhjB3Gs

[RED LIGHT] MadisonStar Moon has good news and bad news (video)

https://www.facebook.com/100011384527640/videos/1021743388215136/

[RED LIGHT] Andy Nolch has the left all figured out (video)
https://youtu.be/flY0iL3Vu8A