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English translation: "ASL - Bringing 'respect' back to the office."
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Democrats say that world leaders disrespected Trump, but they respect Biden.  Today’s report will prove them wrong.  Since January 2021, the President has tried to ban American oil.  They won’t allow drilling for oil.  As a result, oil prices have skyrocketed, meaning that gas prices have also shot up.   Biden is getting scared about the midterm elections.  If gas prices continue to increase, voters might not support Democrats.  The President has tried to lower gas prices by tapping into our strategic oil reserves and by begging other countries for oil.  

“Please!  I need oil for the 2022 midterm elections!  If gas prices don’t go down, Democrats will lose!”

One country Biden is begging for oil is Saudi Arabia.  He is trying to become best friends with Saudi Arabia.  Saudi Arabia has threatened to produce less oil.  The leader of Saudi Arabia is mocking Biden.  He has mocked Biden’s verbal gaffes and said that Trump was a better President.  

If Trump were President right now, in 2022, gas prices might be $2.50 - $2.75 a gallon.  Probably soon, the price will again hit $4.00 a gallon.  

When people complain, Democrats scold them.  They say, “Well, maybe you should buy an electric car.”  

Most people, though, can’t afford a $100,000 car or $5.00 a gallon gas.  

Another important issue is, how long does it take to put gas into your car?  Maybe 5 minutes?  To charge an electric car, such as the GMC electric truck, it takes four days.  

We need mean tweets and $1.99 gas.