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0:00 THEME OF SLAYER; KOREAN

0:32 Welcome to the castle super no patience cast~! Just go and get your day started woolie!

1:04 Meanwhile, Pat went grocery shopping with his baby today!

1:58 then he hopped on twitter. What the hell happened to multiversus?! It got so much worse!

 - 3:35 we’re on our 5th iron giant infinite. Have you seen the game yourself, woolie? The game is way slower now. Everything is worse

 - 5:07 Phantom inputs. There’s a 30 frame input buffer. An engine switch seems to be the case.  

 - 6:49 Pat has never seen a game become this much worse in recent memory.

 - 8:51 a tweet on what felt like the plan for multiversus, artificially lengthening the time so they can work on characters.

 - 10:41 transcending poorly made to active scam. You can't try out characters anymore. And WB burning down while it was in the oven.

 - 12:47 Get excited to rwby coming multiversus~!

 - 13:40 seeing the top 8 for nick all star brawl 2 happening at combo breaker. The dev’s behind slap city and the clutch button

 - 16:23 time to just focus on rivals of aether 2.

17:22 Why all this noise about I have no mouth and I must scream now? On the LP suddenly getting loads of views. There’s a new fandom for it that suddenly started up that happened like, 2 weeks ago.

 - 19:35 a youtube video: the story that inspired the amazing digital circus. Tumblr continues to live.

 - 21:40 seeing that homestuck and hazbin hotel energy

 - 23:37 Woolie seeing marx the kirby villain.

 - 24:30 woolie cant wait to see the cat lady videos blow up. Tormentum? Huh? And pat has to watch smiling friends. And apparently the best friends will be on it next week.

WEEK OF THE BEAST LORDS

WOOLIE

26:27 Woolie watched the first episode of the fallout TV series! Introducing the three main characters and the setting. Interesting to see as someone with only adjacent knowledge to everything in it.

  - 28:57 how serious vs. goofy does it take itself? It's a coin flip.

 - 31:09 video game adaptations and “look! it's a video game thing!”

 - 33:50 mysteries are big draws. Remember the cube? How about gantz and the black face?

 - 36:03 How do you feel going into this knowing theres a legion of ghoul-fuckers out there?

 - - 37:35 did you watch the shield? How about the righteous gemstones? Everyone is danny mcbride

 - - 41:12 a PhD in trailer park energy. And both seasons have a big mystery to ‘em. Jesus would have flown private. Demons are on public planes!

 - - 43:45 Eric andre as a rival preacher. There’s got to be some real shit going on behind closed doors.  

 - 45:55 What's going on with the interrogation scene?

47:46 Megaton Musashi W: Wired. Look at this hotblooded getter energy! A bar that tells you when you can get in the robot next.

 - 51:23 the megaton musashi is a combo of 3. And the artstyle being similar to SD. The gameplay isnt super in depth but you can have fun with it

 - 52:44 walking around the city is nice. Every NPC is voiced. Getting full animated cutscenes at times.

 - 54:22 there's a lot of DLC. There’s even a daily login screen. Getting different parts for your robot.

 - - 57:23 look at all these tie-ins! You can feel the gacha. Getting used to monetization but still hating it.

 - - 1:01:26 still has all the gacha-isms despite no longer being a gacha

 - - 1:03:00 seeing the granular tweaks and upgrades. Wanting to have upgrades have double digit upgrades at minimum.

 - 1:04:45 there’s a lot to like here. Feeling hints of 13 sentinels

 - 1:06:00 the gacha specter draining some of the fun. Its a full priced game!

 - - 1:10:02 clarifying the type dark patterns in the game, wanting them out now that it is no longer a gacha

 - - 1:14:44 Diablo 3’s auction house

 - - 1:16:53 Loot drop rarity stuff

 - - 1:18:58 the cosmetics and DLC are in the shop

 - - 1:21:41 Do you view borderlands to be gacha coded/dark patterned?

 - - - 1:24:03 pat’s tipping point and gambling implementation making things worse

 - - 1:26:34 game design and it making you lenient if you really nail it.

 - - 1:28:20 he did like it, it was decent, but it's all down to tolerance of this sort of thing

 - - - 1:30:45 the new fortnite season and driving cars through buildings. And the continual buildup of more and more of these kinds of things in games

 - - 1:31:48 So, is there a zenless zone zero without the gacha…?

- - - 1:33:29 warframe’s monetization. How’s warframe’s grinding? Riven mods.

 - - 1:36:20 Pat’s got a crazy amount of indie stuff on his backlog. Pat recommends stop caring.

 - 1:37:36 guess you can watch the anime? Not even anime is free of nickel and dime with blu-ray.

1:38:28 go check the reaction out over on woolieversus! And pat says stop caring harder. Especially Silent hill. SIlent hill 2 the original is being erased.

 - 1:40:53 vibes based games journalism. And Woolie will be checking out more yakuza zero, nightmare kart, first cut, and slayer in guilty gear.

1:42:18 back to vibes based games journalism. Getting excited no matter what whenever a chest drops in FFXIV.

1:44:20 streaming and constant resistance to wanting to watch stuff.

PAT

1:45:32 Pat is now in diamond on zangief’s buffs. “I did deserve those wins!”

 - 1:47:28 it’s a good balance patch.

 - 1:48:19 keets on twitter, not liking that he has every tool but has low life. Pat being on the other side of high life but no options.

 - 1:51:12 the concept of a knowledge check character

 - 1:52:48 the current statistically highest climbing character right now. And the fun of buffs and nerfs with fighting games, downplaying your own character. zangief vs. akuma.

 - - 1:55:08 ‘Akuma isn’t even all that great.’

 - 1:56:14 asking 2 million people what makes them continue to play games? 9 different people that play games, broadly.

 - - 1:58:54 FPS players are anti-skill. Skill based matchmaking. Having fun only if I win.

 - - 2:01:34 “Who's going to know?”

 - - 2:04:00 the selfish I want it mentality. The patience to achieve flow. Asuka in guilty gear.

 - - - 2:07:26 anti-flow

 - - 2:08:42 cheating to feel something they wouldn't be able to feel. And the pressure of delivering how they used to.

 - - 2:10:09 soccer and its cheating problem.

 - - - 2:11:25 controller disconnects and judges. Keeping up with cheating tech.

 - 2:15:22 so that's how you downplay! And other characters, like A.K.I. just don’t get hit.

 - 2:16:36 akuma in world tour mode. How to get him to acknowledge you.

 - - 2:18:03 Akuma isn't really a bad guy… they consented to put their life on the line! Honest!

 - - 2:21:11 his and ryu’s relationship

 - - 2:22:06 bison is the FPS player that pays for cheats. Is bison showing up in season 2? and who else will show up? What if Bison was the monkey? Or a literal bison?

 - 2:25:25 having your storyline determine who shows up is a bad decision

 - 2:28:16 are you ok with complete replacement characters?

 - 2:30:00 finding the right 30 songs for that custom playlist. And wanting the everyone is here game.

 - - 2:30:55 2XKO’s roster.

 - - 2:31:30 imagine someone pitching a brand new original character for 2XKO.

 - 2:33:05 SF6 giving pat an excuse to say mawisa.

2:33:55 so aside from silent hill transmission, woolie asks what the hell is the Bisa mission in yakuza?! It's not a pizza, but a Visa. and beat me in pocket racer.

 - 2:37:52 the funniest and most unhinged moral lesson. Buy a 10 year old boy a porno.

 - 2:40:17 judgement does not have this problem, according to pat.  

 - 2:40:45 like a dragon and a clash of cultures.

 - 2:42:33 the coolest guy.

2:43:37 Crow country. Looks like FF7 original and plays like an old RE game. It is incredible. A fake PS1 game.

 - 2:45:00 it specifically is emulating RE1. being very chill, unless you pick hard mode. Murder of crows is the RE2 level of difficulty.

 - 2:46:25 the spooks are effective. The story is incredible. Pat would recommend it to everyone.

 - 2:48:02 what difficulty to play it on.

 - 2:48:41 momentarily comparing it to signalis. And on endings with there being no bad or good endings with endings like silent hill 2s.

 - - 2:51:58 the signalis endings

 - - - 2:53:53 remnant 2 and the archon

 - - 2:55:15 crow country has 1 really good ending

2:55:23 if you want to see every single games show, he’ll be covering them all at patstaresat! Will silksong show up?

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3:04:18 a tweet saying ‘the olympic fencing community has allowed me to compete with a handgun because I have 9k health.” then it got deleted.

3:06:58 pat forgot about a game he played. From devotion and detention, they put out nine sols. A metroidvania sekiro-like. Great game, but incomprehensible story.

 - 3:08:17 the setting is taopunk.

NEWS

3:08:58 state of play! Pat bets Concord is dead on arrival. God of war ragnarok is coming to PC. and Ballad of Antara if you want some elden ring energy. The hang-time for bosses in the air.

 - 3:11:44 aside from PSVR stuff, There’s where winds meet. A wuxia-esque game.

 - 3:13:01 path of exile 2. These types of games being a return of couch co-op.

 - 3:14:24 astrobot.

 - 3:15:19 silent hill 2. It looks bad. Why’s maria not look like a trashy prostitute? Whats with the gigachad face edits?

 - - 3:17:08 this conversation would be different if there were an easy way to get the original SH2.

 - - 3:18:45 pat has not like anything in any cutscene so far. Pat figures it will be praised by people who have never played the original.

 - - 3:20:05 Konami coming back to games and going ‘fuck.’ remember they’re remaking MGS3? Pat’s stance of ‘just stop. No remakes. ever.’

 - - 3:22:34 Someone with an interesting idea and story coming along and doing something with the IP.  And silent hill transmission and shilling all this merch.

 - - 3:25:00 a reminder there’s 4 silent hill projects.

3:25:55 summer gamesfest are coming. He said don’t expect much. Oh, right, there was also some monster hunter wilds stuff. There’s weapon switching.

3:27:32 an indie fighter, frostfire.

3:28:35 Mullet madjack

3:29:20 PSVR 2 will have an adapter to plug it into a PC.

3:30:41 Metal Slug tactics.

3:32:08 a remake of Riven.

3:34:14 a look at how microsoft is reshaping blizzard e-sports. A complete non-interview. Pleading the 5th.

 - 3:38:57 hype has replaced excitement. Just wait until the PR department gets ahold of it. Gotta jork it.

EMAILS

3:40:30 emails! Send your emails to castlesuperbeastmail@gmail.com!

3:40:47 what is it like to play a bethesda RPG for someone with Pat’s goblins?

3:42:09 what is Mr. bean? Ft. beaners.

3:45:08 just invent your own slurs.

3:45:40 an update on viper.

3:47:17 have a good one everybody!

3:47:25 END OF PODCAST: end of theme of slayer; korean