Written by Turt1eShark

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For The Speaker:

You are an inu married to a human [the listener], and you love them with all your heart. It’s to the point of being extremely protective of them, but how can you not be? It’s in your instincts. Much to your dismay, tonight they will be coming home late. And when they eventually arrive, they smell strange. There’s a hint of lavender on their skin, as well as the smell of a stranger. You initially try to deny your biggest worry, but when suspicious things keep lining up, they paint a grim picture. Somebody seduced them and is trying to take them away from you. And…despite how much you try, you’re not good enough for the listener to want to stay…All internal thoughts should have a slight echo to them, and they should be slightly more intense than any outward emotion.

Listener’s Summary:

You are married to an inu, and next week is [their/his/her] birthday. So, as a surprise, you decided to buy an expensive type of [cologne/perfume] that [they/he/she] love[s] to wear. You did have to make a tiny white lie about being late due to your boss making you work overtime, but it’s a small price to pay in order to see [their/his/her] excited face. You’re just about to arrive home from shopping, and your goal is to keep this a secret from your [spouse/husband/wife]’s powerful nose.

Script:

(internal thoughts) *sigh* I really hope they get off of work soon. Of course the one night I decide to not order in, they’re stuck with overtime. God has a cruel sense of irony.

*phone notification* (out loud) (excited) Oh! Are they finally-? *huff* (internal thoughts) No, unknown number. I do not want to click a suspicious link. (out loud) *groan*

*growl* (internal thoughts) Stupid boss. Keeping my angel from me…If I were less civilized, I’d go over there and teach them a thing or two about how inus protect their humans. *door unlocking* *happy gasp* They’re finally home! *door opening* (out loud) Hi, angel! *walking* Oh, I’m so glad you’re finally home! *walking stops* *hug*

So. How’d you get your boss to finally let you go? *door closing*

*snicker* Don’t they know that leaving a needy puppy home alone is bad for them? Gosh, it’s like they’ve never had a partner or something.

Aww, thank you! I think the food smells great, too! *sniffing* Huh? *sniffing* (internal thoughts) Is that…[cologne/perfume]? They’ve never worn that before. What in the…?

(out loud) Oh! Yeah. Go change out of your uniform and come to the table with me.

You can shower afterwards. The food’s gonna get cold if you wait any longer.

Alright. See you in a minute, angel! *walking starts and fades out*

(internal thoughts) I’m overthinking this, right? I mean, it’s probably just something a coworker brought. I know some of them are fans of smelly stuff. It’s just…never been so strong before. It’s like they were touching my angel…no. No, that can’t be! They wouldn’t let that happen. They always wear their ring! …Right? *walking fades in*

*walking stops* (surprised) (out loud) Oh! You’re back!

No, no. I’m fine! Just a bit tired, is all. Come on. Let’s eat. *walking* (internal thoughts) I’m probably just imagining things. I’m sure if I get another sniff, I’ll realize this was all in my own head.

(out loud) W-wait! *walking stops* Before you sit down, *kissing* *a few sniffs* (internal thoughts) The [cologne/perfume] is still- (panicked) That doesn’t smell like any of their coworkers! There’s…they wouldn’t, right? I mean, there’s no way they would possibly-! *kissing stops*

(out loud) *awkward chuckle* Sorry, angel. I just…I really missed you today.

Yeah, you’re right. We should eat before doing anything else. *awkward giggle* *sitting down*

(internal thoughts) They would never cheat on me. Especially not with some stranger! Th-there’s just no way! …Is there?

(out loud) So, uhhh…why exactly did your boss need you to stay late today?

Yeah, that makes sense. It’s easy to fall behind on things.

Um, was there a new hire by any chance?

Oh, no reason! I was just thinking, you know. If there was a new person they might not be keeping up the pace with everyone else in the office, right? Just ignore me. (internal thoughts) So no new coworker, and a vague excuse…No. No, I refuse to believe this is happening! They wouldn’t! (disheartened) …They wouldn’t…

(out loud) Hm?

Oh, sorry. I was just…lost in my thoughts, I guess.

No, everything’s fine! Really. This was just a…complicated recipe. My mind is fried. It took a lot of brainpower, you know?

(defensive) I-is boiling noodles and heating up sauce not difficult?

Yeah…that’s what I thought. (internal thoughts) Do they know that I know? I’m not acting that suspicious, am I?

(pouting) Well they’re the one that’s suspicious. Coming home late and smelling like a stranger…

(out loud) Say…is there anything special going on next week?

Really? Nothing at all?

(internal thoughts) (worried) They forgot my birthday!? Th-they don’t even care! I…(angry) *growl* I’m finding out who this homewrecker is and teaching them a lesson!

(out loud) (pressuring) Say, angel. You smell…different tonight.

Oh, nothing major. Just, did you happen to try a new deodorant by any chance? Maybe a shampoo?

Really? Because I swear I can smell a hint of lavender.

(internal thoughts) I really don’t like how they said that. (out loud) Oh, it must be my imagination, then. Nevermind.

(frustrated) Mad? What? Why would you say that? I’m not mad at all! I’m just peachy!

Well maybe I sound like that because I just spent an hour making dinner, and I’m tired!

*groan* I…I’m not in the mood right now. Ok?

Nothing’s wrong. I’m fine!

*huff* What?

(internal thoughts) Dammit! I can’t resist their stupid puppy dog eyes. (out loud) *sigh* Fine…I’ll say it. But I expect the truth, ok? Not those dismissive half-answers you’ve been giving me.

You know exactly what I’m talking about.

When you came in the house, I smelled [cologne/perfume] on you. And when I got closer to kiss you, I smelled a person I’ve never met before. You also came home late, you’re brushing off all my questions, and you don’t even remember the important thing happening for me next week! All this is making me worry that…(sad) that you’re…maybe, just maybe…(quiet) you’re cheating on me…

I told you not to lie to me! I don’t wanna believe it either, but-! *sniffle* I can’t doubt my senses. I can tell something’s up and it involves some stranger wearing a lot of [cologne/perfume]! Like they were trying to…seduce you or something!

*walking* W-where are you going?

Hey, this is serious! Come back! *walking fades out*

(internal thoughts) *sigh* What’s going on!? None of this makes any sense! I know they wouldn’t cheat on me, but…*whine* I just wanna go back to before I knew about this…

Did I do the right thing? Should I have gone about this in a more subtle way? I- *walking fades in* (out loud) (annoyed) Great. So what is it you- *walking stops* (surprised) It’s…*sniffing* That’s the [cologne/perfume] I was smelling earlier! Why do you have it?

I-I’m sorry. Did you just say…happy birthday?

So this was meant to be a surprise? You didn’t forget?

B-but what about that stranger? I know I smelled someone else on you!

The sales[person/man/woman]…*upset moan* I’m so stupid! I’m really sorry, angel! I-I didn’t want to doubt you! I just got…! I…

(trying not to cry) Yes. I need a hug. *hug*

I’m so so soooo sorry I didn’t trust you, angel. I knew you would never cheat on me! I just-! *sigh* You know I get jealous. And when I thought about someone taking you away from me, I…I don’t know.

*embarrassed chuckle* When you put it like that, I feel really silly about worrying…You really don’t want anyone other than me, huh?

Thank you, angel. *kiss* I love you too. Very, very much. I’m sorry I accused you of anything.

No, you don’t need to apologize. You were just trying to give me a nice surprise for my birthday. I should’ve kept my mouth shut…

Really? A whole night, just for me?

*giggle* You really know how to cheer a puppy up. *multiple kisses*

After dinner, can we cuddle? I just really wanna be close to you right now.

Ok, and I wanna cover the sales[person/man/woman]’s stench with my own. But it’s just so all the other inus know you’re mine.

Well, you wear a ring to show other humans you’re married. And you smell like me to show the other inus you’re married. It’s not that complicated.

*giggle* I love you, angel. Thank you for…putting up with me. *kiss*

Ok, stop it with the fancy words. I understand the situation now. There’s no need to overcorrect.

(flustered) S-stop it! You’re making me blush!

*shy giggle* J-just finish your food, you flirt. We’ll have plenty of time for this after we eat.

I love you too…