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0:00 THEME OF SLAYER; KOREAN

0:33 Welcome to the castle super konami is doing something cast…? Apparently there will be a non-exclusive snake eater remake announced soon.

 - 1:52 how does konami approach a kojima-less future? Just toss it to bluepoint? Would the same people even get back on board for it, like yoji shinkawa?  

 - 3:22 would they bring back the VAs? Imagine metal gear with a complete new voice cast.

 - 3:57 Remember twin snakes redoing the voice dub?

 - 4:42 konami doesnt have a great history with VAs. remember they redubbed over the old dub? And for silent hill, a new version of the letter will happen.  

 - 6:27 kojima’s getting a documentary soon. And there probably isnt any way to properly do this.

 - 7:30 pat’s idea on how to encapsulate all these worries. They should just have AI do the voices. MGS3: as presented by the patriots

 - 8:14 only acceptable to have AI for MGS2, but even then bring in the old VA

 - 10:06 pat’s seeing rumors of a new castlevania

 - 10:51 a point on silent hill: its a critic darling, but it sells worse with each entry. But was it profitable? And if they are bringing this back, definitely doing the other ones.

 - 13:03 their other properties, and pat in castlevania purgatory.

 - 15:34 pat is resentful of metroid dread. Why metroid good and castlevania bad???

 - 17:36 on the iron being hot… is anyone weirded out there’s now nothing on the castlevania anime after 6 years of it being hot? And trying to live fix the mic.

 - - 19:34 vampire survivors got an anime before castlevania got a game.

 - - 20:03 on why audio is difficult. Settings just change sometimes for no reason or something just dosent work anymore.

 - - 24:58 “why do streamers use OBS if it breaks all the time?” the others break even more

 - - 26:44 “are there not solutions in linux?”solving one problem and then having 10 more.

 - - 28:54 that time pat checked out ubuntu. “Just use virtual windows bro.” then why use linux?

 - - 30:50 pat on fullscreen twitch streamer layouts and just not getting it

 - - 33:05 pat wonders if he should just put temple run on bottom like tiktok. And why they do it like that.

 - - 34:44 a tiktok video of a battle anime and a black guy in a hoodie. The anti-react.

WEEK OF THE BEAST LORDS

WOOLIE

36:27 woolie’s father in law came over to take care of some stuff around the house. Trying to be helpful despite not having the skillset for it.

 - 38:18 recording while he’s there working on the house. Luckily woolie gave him a heads up on what he does.

 - 40:27 pat’s parents still dont get it.

40:52 mass effect 3 citadel. He’s gotten there. Getting a rar file and being told ‘just trust me bro’ for the pop-off.

 - 42:50 facing your other shepard. This shepard actually being blue shep from ME2. seems like the original plan might have been to pull the ME2 data instead of the ME3 data

 - 44:59 second guessing every choice, but reaching here made their wild playthrough worth it.

 - 46:43 still not done yet with it. And who stepped up and was sad they couldn’t go on the mission? And why dont we ALL go?

 - 49:26 citadel is gigantic. Its like its own game.

 - 51:19 there are two parties. And they are completely different.

 - 53:06 the ultimate prequel-sequel problem. Its strong in all areas the game itself is weak. The extended mod changing some things to make citadel happen after

 - 56:20 having space adventures with weirdo aliens is the best part. And andromeda dropping the ball on that part. Will ME4 actually have the fun space adventures? Wanting to just see the love.

 - 59:12  pat’s biggest disappointment: the promise of going to the home planets not being fulfilled.

 - 1:01:41 if you’re behind, now the time to catch up

1:02:00 the open beta of SF6 is here. Having a stream that’s all modern mode. On the question of if its viable. It definitely is.

 - 1:05:57 peachsaliva managing to do great with modern controls. And modern guiles are crazy.

 - 1:08:31 looking at ryu on modern mode

 - 1:09:21 luke’s modern mode. Being built for modern mode.  

 - 1:10:47 everyone getting a one button anti-air, a two button super.

 - 1:13:09 the issues with modern: it's hard if you’re used to classic. Pat thinking of trying modern luke since he has no muscle memory for him.

 - 1:16:55 getting killed instantly from people using the Modern control scheme

 - 1:17:55 pat seeing a lot of great stuff on the street fighter sub. Seeing W:L ratios like 40 to 580, but still having fun. Actually feeling like you are in control of your character.  

 - 1:19:35 the chatroom is the most toxic thing. Scrubquote generator.

 - - 1:21:48 FFXIV not letting you talk to your teammates

 - - 1:22:58 chat isnt toxic all the time. There were some fun memes and people actually asking questions there.

 - 1:24:36 the connection was really good. Pat only had one hiccup. Woolie had a few bad matches, but that was it.

 - 1:26:02 the incentive to use modern: go use it on your create a character. And wanting the create a character battles to be 3 out of 5.

 - - 1:28:00 should the matchup screen what moves you have?

 - 1:29:47 pat liking how ranked worked. Putting him where he needs to be. Meanwhile woolie had quite the opposite experience.

 - - 1:32:13 self diagnose skill level.

 - - 1:33:47 the ranking number next to your name, and what metrics they show you

 - 1:36:15 getting into matches is quick. And pingpong elo.

1:39:17 mass effect continuing, FFIX continuing, another react slop stream probably happening too. And a retro best of for jojo 7th stand user. Go check out woolie over on woolieversus!

 - 1:41:09 jamie mirrors beginning with drink to 4.

 - 1:42:45 also the open beta was surprisingly stable. And the devil wings are from winning an in game tournament. And the rental tickets.

 - 1:43:45 pat wants it to go free to play. And this game being really fun.

 - 1:45:30 were there any strong positives toward SFV before launch…?

 - 1:47:19 capcom probably wont do a full on F2P thing without trying it with something else.

 - 1:48:38 pat popping in to play strive, and the agony of waiting to get into a match. And assholes screwing with strive’s matchmaking

1:50:09 so… while on fighting games,  THAT MAN in Guilty gear is here. And damn is he one complex character. He’s got a deck of random cards to play. Astrologan as a fighting game character. Learn your rotations!

 - 1:54:08 what you’d normally expect of crazy mage characters, and asuka’s  doing. Random bullshit go! And people probably needing to know how he plays to try and counter play him

 - 1:57:14 how’s the happy chaos matchup?

 - 1:58:11 here’s your complexity, old guilty gear fans.

 - 1:59:35 some design changes to him. The modern mage in jordans.

 - - 2:01:41 back on street fighter, taking a photo of the sf6 category on twitch. Welcome to grid fighter 6. Except pat, pat played on normal stages.

 - - 2:03:07 wanting to know what stages wont have lag. And stages can be anything for anyone if you’re spectating.  

 - - 2:05:46 woolie using the grid to see the drive impacts are all identical in distance traveled.

 - - 2:06:33 pat wants to play SF6 real bad.

PAT

2:07:27 zelda: tears of the kingdom, is huge. Pat saying this after elden ring. Its also a big brain game.

 - 2:08:40 that interview with aonuma on people not doing shrines the ‘intended’ way, applying the unintended solution to the entire game

 - 2:09:56 taking an extra year to ensure the physics were all polished.

 - 2:10:25 there’s parts of the game that were never shown or advertised. You can get stands/a party of 5. fighting with an army.

 - 2:12:33 pat changing his plans on how to play it. Beelining the temples. The wells and caves.

 - 2:14:05 elden ring came out when, again…?

 - 2:14:37 combat complexity, but not in the way woolie would have thought. A game made of the physics of people sleeping under the covers.

 - 2:16:59 urabosa’s design being both a warrior and a mother. Also, its a switch game. Its also the most technically impressive game pat has ever seen. There’s an upper limit to buildings, but it will still work.

 - 2:19:48 no one has caused some z-fighting shenanigans? Not as far as pat has seen. The spear launch technique to shoot you into the stratosphere.

 - 2:23:51 will they add a DLC here that’s just one more power?

 - 2:26:15 destroying the hyrule economy in 2 steps. The item dupe glitch is super easy. Pat described the harder one.

2:28:20 go check out pat over at patstaresat! More star rail, the sony conference, more zelda. And the react stream too!

NEWS

2:29:00 playstation showcase on thursday.

2:29:48 the wonderful one: afterschool hero is finally here. After so long. Its a fun sidescroller. Time to never hear about wonderful 101 ever again.

 - 2:32:02 pat is absolutely not interested in luka at all. You WILL have more luka. Enter the lukaverse. On if they’re a scrimblo

 - 2:33:36 jedi survivors and glup shitto

2:34:40 mortal kombat 1. Pat thinks calling it mortal kombat 1 is hilarious. And remember pat really dislikes mortal kombat. Needing to reboot twice is embarrassing. This is mortal combat 1 (2). So mortal kombat 12.

 - 2:38:28 the graphics and gore look cool. Probably will be stiff. And hope you bought 11’s dlc. Also, shang tsung is day 1 dlc! On the DLC, the dlc roster seems to suck

 - 2:39:27 the trailer was pretty. Is it real or FMV? Pat is on the side of real since they were showing off fatalities.

 - 2:42:03 netherrealm’s animations sucking, but the gameplay getting better over time. And the cameo system.

 - 2:44:26 this game will play and feel better than MK11. pat is putting down his flag on the hill that it will suck because they all feel like trash even if it feels better. The trailer showing fatalities which dont matter to the competitive scene instead of gameplay.

 - 2:46:31 woolie on the reasonable mortal kombat take.

 - 2:48:31 you can fun with things that arent well put together. Pats take on if you put money behind something it’d be just as fun as mortal kombat.

 - 2:52:23 “Liu kang should have unmade the IP.” and on why woolie is taking the defense here

 - 2:53:42 recreating the universe with the usual mainstays. Pat is done with it.

 - 2:55:00 MK9’s story mode.

 - 2:56:52 MK11’s story, and not remembering the names. Woolie remembering the names of the dark age cast.

 - 2:59:37 a series popular based on spectacle over foundation. But its nice to see it get foundation.

 - 3:01:16 pat and a steak analogy. On style over substance.

 - 3:03:27 MK9 is the first game they decided to actually try making a fighting game and one fun to play.

 - 3:05:44 watching it grow competitively.

 - 3:07:20 comparing the progression to ultimate ninja storm, remembering ninja taisen/clash of ninja

 - 3:08:40 what’s the point of a block button?

 - 3:11:14 why were brutalities not the round ender?

 - 3:12:22 dead or alive > mortal kombat. And mortal kombat being the most popular casual fighting game. Hoping it continues to care about gameplay.

 - 3:14:43 booting up MK11 brings up a splash screen for MK1

 - 3:15:44 it’ll have a block button. Definitely. And the competitive MK players are really good, you know? Pat just wants to dunk on MK.

3:17:53 gene from godhand getting modded into marvel 3.

 - 3:19:42 shoutout to max for the bounty to make more slots for marvel 3.

 - 3:20:50 anything to avoid marvel infinite

3:21:47 there’s a new warhammer MMO in the works. Play asuka pat.

3:23:44 overwatch 2’s pve expansion is cancelled. Overwatch being the plan to revive titan. Titan is now double dead.

 - 3:26:11 they could have just continued making more heroes, right…? And remember the days of blizzard being able to afford to make entire games and scrap it?

 - 3:28:04 the management being terrible. Valve having the opposite problem of no management

 - 3:29:30 FF versus 13 and 14.

 - 3:30:13 ps2 era capcom always salaving their projects somehow.

 - 3:31:18 why’d they cancel the PVE? The scope grew too big. And bobby kotick being terrible

3:33:08 a basic ikea chair that can build up an unusual amount of static discharge and can turn your monitor off with it. Instant emp charge on wheels

EMAILS

3:35:55 emails! Send your emails to castlesuperbeastmail@gmail.com!

3:37:35 legacy designs you are attached to?

3:40:00 whats the worst game you were looking forward to but were let down super hard by?

3:44:20 whats a game or genre you want to see replicated more?

3:47:40 SF6 is coming. Dont play MK1. friends dont let friends play MK1. what if khotal khan is still in a wheelchair?  

3:48:47 END OF PODCAST: end of theme of slayer; korean