Saguaro Man - Who, What, Where, When - May 1st - 5th, 2019

Wednesday 1st

Thursday 2nd

Friday 3rd

Saturday 4th

Sunday 5th

ALL DAY

DRAWPOLOGIES!

@ Hygge House

Come play Drawpologies with everyone! Yes, everyone! All day every day! It takes only five minutes. You either draw a picture or write a very short story based on what you see. The next person plays off of you. Instructions are on the board, so play anytime! And send your friends!

ALL DAY

SLUTT PUTT

@Slutt Putt

Slutt Putt mini golf course, open all day and all night. Play a 3-hole round of mini golf, perform “slutty” acts to reduce your score, then enjoy an ice cold Arnold Palmer in the clubhouse.

ALL DAY

SLUTT PUTT

@Slutt Putt

Slutt Putt mini golf course, open all day and all night. Play a 3-hole round of mini golf, perform “slutty” acts to reduce your score, then enjoy an ice cold Arnold Palmer in the clubhouse.

ALL DAY

SLUTT PUTT

@Slutt Putt

Slutt Putt mini golf course, open all day and all night. Play a 3-hole round of mini golf, perform “slutty” acts to reduce your score, then enjoy an ice cold Arnold Palmer in the clubhouse.

5am-8:55am Sunrise Tequila Bar
@Cotton Candy Camp
Try and catch the Sunrise Tequila Bar. You never really know what time this might be happening. Stop by and hope for the best!

7PM - 9PM

COOKIE CONFESSIONAL

@ Cookie Cult

Come cleanse your soul of your latest sin and be absolved with a delicious homemade cookie!

ALL DAY

DRAWPOLOGIES!

@ Hygge House

Come play Drawpologies with everyone! Yes, everyone! All day every day! It takes only five minutes. You either draw a picture or write a very short story based on what you see. The next person plays off of you. Instructions are on the board, so play anytime! And send your friends!

ALL DAY

DRAWPOLOGIES!

@ Hygge House

Come play Drawpologies with everyone! Yes, everyone! All day every day! It takes only five minutes. You either draw a picture or write a very short story based on what you see. The next person plays off of you. Instructions are on the board, so play anytime! And send your friends!

ALL DAY

DRAWPOLOGIES!

@ Hygge House

Come play Drawpologies with everyone! Yes, everyone! All day every day! It takes only five minutes. You either draw a picture or write a very short story based on what you see. The next person plays off of you. Instructions are on the board, so play anytime! And send your friends!

5:30AM - 6AM

SUNRISE JUGGALO YOGA

@ Center Camp Stage

Don your grease paint, shake up your Faygo, and join us for SUNRISE JUGGALO YOGA! Yeah, you should probably be packing or sleeping, but if you're up at Sunrise on Sunday, what's one more regrettable life choice? Wear some properly branded clothes you can stretch in, and BYO hatchet. Poses will include Sun Whoop Whoops, Downward Clown, Hatchetman, Faygo Fountain, Dark Lotus, and Pose Dedicated to a Fat Bitch Named Bridget. All experience levels welcome.

9PM - 11PM

MOVIE NIGHT: THE BIG LEBOWSKI

@Center Camp
Join us for a cult classic movie, wear your bathrobes, Bowling shirts, drink your white russians or “Caucasian” in the words of the dude, and chilL on our rug. It really ties the room together.

8:36AM - 10:36AM

HALF ASS HENNA & NAIL SALON

@ Cookie Cult

Come by Cookie Cult and let one of our halff ass henna artists create a wonderful masterpiece on your body, get your nails did, or a little lavender armpit spray! Our all-natural lavender lemon henna and mist is sure to attract you a hippie partner in crime as the weekend kicks off. We will have coffee.

5AM - 8:55AM

SUNRISE TEQUILA BAR
@Cotton Candy Camp
Try and catch the Sunrise Tequila Bar. You never really know what time this might be happening. Stop by and hope for the best!

5AM - 8:55AM

SUNRISE TEQUILA BAR
@Cotton Candy Camp
Try and catch the Sunrise Tequila Bar. You never really know what time this might be happening. Stop by and hope for the best!

10:30AM - 11:30AM

SUNDAY (m)ASS BOOTY WORKSHOP - ALL BOOTIES RISE

w/(boo) TEA CEREMONY

@ The Temple of Worship

Join us at the Temple of Booty Worship for our Sunday (m)ASS! The temple will be open for Rumpology Readings, Booty Massages, and Bottoms Up Tea Service!

10PM - 2AM

CELEBRATION OF RUSSIA

@ Embers

We're going to be thirsty after setting up camp on Thursday. Come on down and drink with us to kick off the week with some Moscow Mules!

10AM

KNIT TO BE TIED
@Center Camp
Bring your Yarn and fiber crafts to center camp where we can have our coffee while we share or favorite craft. All crafts are welcome just clean up after yourself (LNT)

1PM - 2PM

KARMIC TOUCH

@Center Camp

 - Learn Intuitive Energy Work with RickyVegas, Intro to Healing Touch with Hand Warm Ups, Intention Setting and Guided Walkthroughs of Energy Manipulation, Designed with Partner and Group activities in Mind, Come to practice on yourself, a friend, or a stranger.

10AM - 11AM

Visionary Men’s Society
@Center Camp
 Masculine Psychology in the Burner Scene — a growth container for Evolving Men ... Learn how to cope with trauma and heal the inner child... For Positive Minding Warriors seeking to evolve through consciousness evolving discussions.  

LNT Cleanup!  
Everyone please pick up all MOOP. Thank you.  
Please secure your trash bags when you load it onto your car/trailer/Learjet.

12PM - 2PM

ETHICAL NON-MONOGAMY SACK LUNCH SOCIAL
@ Center Camp

Bring your lunch and beverages of choice and meet other Burners in the ethical Non-monogamy  community. You can bring food and drink to share as well. A great place to make connections, ask questions, and learn about the community at large.

1PM - 2PM

THE CHRYSALIS OF INCLUSION AND CONSENT

@ Art Space

An interactive art installation advocating the principles of radical inclusion and consent. Are you feelin disconnected? Lonely? Lost? Confused? Sensory overload? Needing a quiet , safe space to connect with another fellow human or be by yourself to meditate. Please visit the Chrysalis to let go, release some baggage, and get grounded. Enjoy the burn, embrace your community. Open every day, starting on Thursday at 1pm.

10AM - 12PM
Mimosas (not so) Happy Hour

@Harmonious Chaos

We get you’re hungover. Come on over to Harmonious Chaos for a little hair of the dog and enjoy a mimosa or two.

1PM - 2PM

THE CHRYSALIS OF INCLUSION AND CONSENT

@ Art Space

An interactive art installation advocating the principles of radical inclusion and consent. Are you feelin disconnected? Lonely? Lost? Confused? Sensory overload? Needing a quiet , safe space to connect with another fellow human or be by yourself to meditate. Please visit the Chrysalis to let go, release some baggage, and get grounded. Enjoy the burn, embrace your community. Open every day, starting on Thursday at 1pm.

1PM - 4PM

JANKTOWN BEATS OLYMPIC GAMES

@ Janktown Beats

Janky Olympic style competitive events. Do the Shot Putz with seaweed vodka or walk the Bird Beam. Tri your worst in the Tryathlon! You can even Jump the Shark. Team sports include Freestyle Swimming Relay and Droid Curling. Daily Caucus Race.

10:30AM

KIDS & DOG PARADE

@Dogville
Join us at Dogville camp for the Kids/Dog Parade to the Temple! Come One, Come All Space Dogs, Space Kids, and Space Adults! Costumes encouraged. May the 4th be with you

1PM - 4PM

JANKTOWN BEATS OLYMPIC GAMES

@ Janktown Beats

Janky Olympic style competitive events. Do the Shot Putz with seaweed vodka or walk the Bird Beam. Tri your worst in the Tryathlon! You can even Jump the Shark. Team sports include Freestyle Swimming Relay and Droid Curling. Daily Caucus Race.

2PM

Reading of Raven Steals The Light: The Creation Story of the Haida First Nations People

@Center Camp

Copper Bittner reads this special tale that she first shared in Alaska during her time there as a Naturalist. Shared with special permission from the community elders, she brings this from their community to ours.
Children's activity after the story is planned.

10:30AM - 10:59AM

DIY AUTO-FELLATIO WITH KurtFuckingHauser!

@ Pi Camp

Tired of all those late nights spent in unnamed yoga poses trying to suck your own dick? Sick of having to clear your browser history every four hours? Annoyed by constant head-and-neck aches from trying to do what is probably prohibited in the Bible? Just before the infamous Pi Brunch, come see Kurt Hauser for clear and EASY directions on how to master the art of DIY Fellatio. Never be plagued by fellatio failures again! You too can suck your own dick, thanks to Kurt Fucking Hauser.

2PM - 3PM 

PAINT AND SIP BYOB
@Center Camp
Time Space Saguaro Man

inspired Paint n sip
Bring your beverage of choice and come paint  with  Armella

2PM - 3:30PM

DERBY DAY HAT DECORATING

@ Emerald City

Come by and make yourself the “Best Hat” for Derby Day on Saturday and take home the “Best Hat” award form the Derby Day event!

11AM - 1PM

PI BRUNCH

@ Janktown Beats

The annual Pi Brunch. We provide: pancakes and live music. You provide: everything else which includes your lovely faces, something to share if you with, a plate, cup, and utensil. Things you can bring if you like: other breakfast foods (bacon, fruit, cake), drinks (mimosas are popular). This is leave no trace so please don’t leave trash! Set up/clean up help greatly appreciated! We can’t wait to see you all again!

3PM - 5PM

BOUNCY’S TIKI BAR

@Alchemy

Enjoy authentic cocktails and exotica music in our Tiki oasis. Dress in Polynesian garb for a chill afternoon.

3PM - 5PM

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

@ The Ambrosia Room

Stop by and gossip with the neighbors in our colorful, friendly lounge space. Enjoy some music, a signature cocktail, and take a spin on the twisted board! Polyester is encouraged.

Noon - 2p LED Talks

@Center Camp
LED Talks are like TED talks ... only brighter! They are not an open mic. They are pre-planned presentations related to the 10 Principles and burner culture. Come get enlightened ... or just kill a couple hours before happy hour.

3:30PM - 4PM

TEMPLE Q&A, MEET THE BUILDERS

@ Center Camp

Curious about the Temple? Come meet the Temple Builders, Meredith and Oaks, as well as Temple Guardians. Learn about this year's Temple -- and past ones. Want to serve the Temple? Drop by and learn! Newbies especially welcome!

3p-7p Wiggin’ Out
@Cotton Candy Camp
Come wig out with us! Enjoy a cotton candy cocktail, music, dancing, games, and some fabulous hair! 100s of wigs will be provided and gifted! We will have a fashion show runway for everyone to show off their new do

1PM - 2PM Naked Olympics
@Emerald City - outside, on the road
Come ye of little cloth to compete in the annual Naked Olympics! No previous experience necessary! Prizes to be won! Watching is definitely participating. Recommended 16+ event, as it can be an eyeful. Leave your inhibitions at home, you won't need them.

4p-5p Tempe Guardian Training
@Center Camp
Meet your fellow Temple Guardians. Increase your "Holding Space" super power. Discuss the Temple Celebration for Saturday night. And review our procedures for keeping our Temple and all of our Participants safe.

4p-5p Lingerace! - 2nd Annual
@Center Camp (race start)
The Lingerace! is a fabulous demonstration of athletecism, wherein the racers circle the event wearing their finest lingerie and drinking a beer every lap. The total distance is somewhere around a mile. IF you can't stand beer, then you can substitute 5oz wine + 7 oz sugared soda OR 1.5 oz 80 proof liquor+ 10.5oz sugared soda, supplied by the runner including labelled cups. Complete rules will be made available at Camp Liquid Diet on Thursday & Friday before the event.

1PM- 2PM Community meeting about purchasing land
@
Center Camp
Join the AZ Regional contacts for a discussion regarding the plans to purchase land to hold all future events.

5PM-6PM Game Night

@Center Camp
Come play board and Card games

3PM-4PM Game Time!
@Center Camp
Come play board and Card games

1PM - 2PM

THE CHRYSALIS OF INCLUSION AND CONSENT

@ Art Space

An interactive art installation advocating the principles of radical inclusion and consent. Are you feelin disconnected? Lonely? Lost? Confused? Sensory overload? Needing a quiet , safe space to connect with another fellow human or be by yourself to meditate. Please visit the Chrysalis to let go, release some baggage, and get grounded. Enjoy the burn, embrace your community. Open every day, starting on Thursday at 1pm.

5:30PM - 7PM

FRIENDS OF DOROTHY MEET UP

@ Emerald City

Calling All LGBTQIA and so on to enjoy a nice beverage and mingle with other Queer burners and any like minded individuals. ALL are welcome and we encourage you to adorn your most fabulous garb! Serving Hot Cider with Whisky, from the apple trees of OZ, amongst other beverages. Let's get Flirty!

4PM-5PM Shamans Shamaning Shamans

@Center Camp
Learn to become a shaman taught by some amatuer shamans. This fun and goofy workshop will teach you how to start your first cult, experiment with mantras,  & mudras, make your amulet, and harness your inner shaman powers. No previous shamaning experience necessary.

1PM - 4PM

JANKTOWN BEATS OLYMPIC GAMES

@ Janktown Beats

Janky Olympic style competitive events. Do the Shot Putz with seaweed vodka or walk the Bird Beam. Tri your worst in the Tryathlon! You can even Jump the Shark. Team sports include Freestyle Swimming Relay and Droid Curling. Daily Caucus Race.

7PM - 9PM

COOKIE CONFESSIONAL

@ Cookie Cult

Come cleanse your soul of your latest sin and be absolved with a delicious homemade cookie!

5pm-6PM Nine and Counting
@
Center Camp

Outlaw Country Blues Rock, musical performance

2PM - 4PM

SAFETY 3st!

@ Third Aid Tent

Feeling too safe? We can help prep you for injuries. Get treated by a real patient doctor for all your inconvenient comforts. Assessments, treatments, and cause of death certificates available.

7:15PM - 8PM

RATED “G” STRING

@ The G String

The all ages G String Exhibition starts at sunset. “Tie one on” with the little ones who get preferential treatment during this hour.

5:30PM - 7PM

FRIENDS OF DOROTHY MEET UP

@ Emerald City

Calling All LGBTQIA and so on to enjoy a nice beverage and mingle with other Queer burners and any like minded individuals. ALL are welcome and we encourage you to adorn your most fabulous garb! Serving Hot Cider with Whisky, from the apple trees of OZ, amongst other beverages. Let's get Flirty!

2PM - 4PM

DERBY DAY

@ Pour Choices

Giddy Up! Come join us after Pi Brunch for some Kentucky Derby style fun and games at Pour Choices!

The actual Kentucky Derby is Saturday, May 4th, so we thought we would bring a version of it so Saguaro Man. We’ll hose a live, full size hobby horse race with nine racers using big dice and some other crazy game gear. We’ll serve Kentucky Derby style cocktails, and have an awards ceremony for the winners of the race as well as the best dressed and best derby hats for those in the crowd!

If you would like to participate as one of the racers, contact Joy Audet or Chris Lykins at Pi Camp and let us know. Racers will need their own hobby horse and to name their horse something ridiculous :)

8PM - MIDNIGHT

GOTH NIGHT, DARK CARNIVAL CAFE TAKE OVER OF CENTER CAMP

@Center Camp

Come Enjoy 80's, 90's classic Goth Industrial, while drinking the darkest Coffee and whiskey options. This Dark Take over is brought to you by the former members of the Dark Carnival Cafe who want to enjoy our dark vibe and coffee with Saguaro Man one more time.

So break out your boots and your black, and stay creepy kids.

6PM-7PM East of the Mississippi!
@ Center Camp
Get together and meet others who originated from east of the Mississippi, or those who traveled here from the right side of the nation.We will make you a beverage. Please bring your cup and finger foods to share.

3PM- 4:30PM Consent Playa Playshop
@
Center Camp
Presented by B.E.D.
Come learn more about consent in a fun way

8PM - MIDNIGHT

SPACED CAMP AT NIGHT

@ Space Camp

Space and science lectures, workshops and live (weather pending) telescope projections, all accompanied by space-themed cocktails and cuddle space.

6PM - 8PM

NIGHT PAINT

@ Spaced Camp

Come by to get painted up for the night with glow-in-the-dark, sparkly, and black-light reflective body paint. End time is 8PM, when we run out of paint, or when our painters get tired...whichever comes first.

3PM

PILOT’S PASTIE PARTY
@Adventure Pilots
Let's dance and drink in the daylight! We will be gifting pasties for anyone who wants them.  Pasties are not a requirement for participation. In fact, we think it's very cool if you don't wear them at all.

10PM - 11PM

LET’S GET KNOTTY

@ The G String

Interact with The G String and sculpt the kinetic art forms to your liking (only while supervised). The rules are simple, if you break it...you gotta take your pants off until we fix it. Other randumb participation times occur whenever it’s at ground level and supervised.

6PM - 8PM

BLTs

@ Ember

Pretty straight forward here, we will have bacon sandwiches. There will not be vegan or vegetarian options. We don't fuck around, you probably haven't had a BLT this good before in your life.

4PM - 7PM

BELLY DANCING OPEN STAGE
@Center Camp Stage
If you enjoy belly dancing, or drumming come join us at center camp open stage. We will have a few hours of belly dancing, you can bring specific music on a flash drive if you would like to dance to a specific song OR email it ahead of time. (no ipods, streaming etc must be loaded on a flash drive) Drums and drummers are welcome to join us! All styles, and abilities welcome!

Please contact Gigi if you have specific music

7PM

MILE HIGH PARTY

@ Adventure Pilots

The Pilots will be serving up refreshing drinks while the Sound Crew treats your ears. The party ends when we run out of fuel!

4:30PM - 6PM

SELF DEFENSE BASICS
@Center Camp
Instructor has 30 years experience in martial arts will  lead a class in self defense. Discuss situation awareness and physical defense techniques.

7PM - 9PM

COOKIE CONFESSIONAL

@ Cookie Cult

Come cleanse your soul of your latest sin and be absolved with a delicious homemade cookie!

4:30PM - 6:30PM

COOKIN’ UP TOTO!

@ Emerald City

Come join the cast of OZ and eat our little friend Toto! The Shanahan brothers and friends are making fresh corn dogs and Tofu Dogs for all to enjoy! Come ready to dance to rainbow music and enjoy a puppy-perfect stick! Not gluten free damnit!

7:15PM - 8PM

RATED “G” STRING

@ The G String

The all ages G String Exhibition starts at sunset. “Tie one on” with the little ones who get preferential treatment during this hour.

5PM - 7PM

DRUNK YOGA

@ Embers

There's no better way to start your burn night than getting centered and grounded. BYOM. Shots and wine provided.

8PM-9PM Kurt and Audel
@
Center Camp Stage
Performance/ Music

6PM - 7PM

TEMPLE CELEBRATION ORGANIZING MEETING

@ Temple of Icaraus

The Temple Celebration is 100% community driven. Want to be a part of the Celebration? Show up! Have a question? Ask!. Offering a special gift? Let's talk! A special invitation is extended Fire Spinners and all those who Hold the Temple.

8PM - MIDNIGHT

SPACED CAMP AT NIGHT

@

Space Camp

Space and science lectures, workshops and live (weather pending) telescope projections, all accompanied by space-themed cocktails and cuddle space.

7:15PM - 8PM

RATED “G” STRING

@ The G String

The all ages G String Exhibition starts at sunset. “Tie one on” with the little ones who get preferential treatment during this hour.

9PM - MIDNIGHT

THE LATE GATE SOIREE
@Gate/Greeters
Come join us at gate where the party Starts!! Bring something for potluck: food, drinks, or fun entertainment. There will be special commemorative swag for those that attend.

8PM - MIDNIGHT

SPACED CAMP AT NIGHT

@ Space Camp

Space and science lectures, workshops and live (weather pending) telescope projections, all accompanied by space-themed cocktails and cuddle space.

10PM - 11PM

LET’S GET KNOTTY

@ The G String

Interact with The G String and sculpt the kinetic art forms to your liking (only while supervised). The rules are simple, if you break it...you gotta take your pants off until we fix it. Other randumb participation times occur whenever it’s at ground level and supervised.

9PM-11PM DJ No More Fucking Pants

@Center Camp
Electroswing, Caravan palace, Parov Stellar and more

10PM - 4AM

UV DANCE PARTY!

@ Embers

Let's get weird and glowy with some UV body paint and black lights!

9PM - 10PM

TEMPLE CELEBRATION

@Temple of Icarus
Gather as a community to celebrate the Temple, to hold space for another, and to honor that which needs to be.