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What kind of stove do you have -  gas or electric?  If you have a gas stove, you might not be able to cook soon.  Recently, the Biden Administration proposed a gas stove ban.  The government says that gas stoves are polluters.  

First, where does the electricity to power gas stoves come from?  Democrats say that the electricity fairy makes it with her magic.  In reality, burning coal makes electricity, meaning that electricity pollutes.  Still, Democrats encourage the use of electricity.  

Do you know Congresswoman AOC?  Recently, AOC encouraged the use of electric stoves in a Twitter post that said that using gas stoves causes brain damage.  AOC might have lied, or she might actually think that gas stoves cause brain damage.  

I think she might be right.  Maybe gas stoves do cause brain damage.  Maybe when AOC was growing up, her parents used a gas stove.  As a result of growing up with a gas stove, AOC might have suffered brain damage.  

In another report, the University of Southern California, USC, has banned the word “field.”  Liberals say that word is racist.  The social work department decided to replace the word with “practicum.”  Again, liberals have proven that they are crazy.  4

In another report, do you know the youth organization, the YMCA?  Recently, in a California YMCA, a teenage girl went into the shower.  When she got out of the shower, she saw a transgender girl changing clothes.  The girl, meaning the real girl, was scared.  She is pushing for a change in the YMCA’s transgender bathroom policy.  We shoud all do the same.