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General Info
Name: Dan
Age: 30
Gender: M
Looking for: Women
Location: Nottingham, UK - Open to chat though
Dating goals: Find a life partner
Physical health: I never get sick besides very rare migraines. But here’s the kicker: I was born 3 months early and therefore have cerebral palsy and mobility issues. Likely undiagnosed autistic as I struggle with social cues and have the physical compulsion to correct things people say (you can correct me too <3 )
Kids: I have always wanted kids although I fully appreciate that could be unfair on you given above, ( got lot’s of family members too) but of course it would be an adventure I’d give my all.
Occupation: IT Developer
Education: BSc in ICT
Nationality: British, sadly no Welsh and the Welsh are cool
Height: 5’ 6”
Politics: A mix of left and right wing positions like any honest normal person.
Everyone has some opinion that is offensive to someone :)
On my values:
I value clear communication and honesty hoping we can make good memories and laughs together.
On going out:
I consider myself an introvert with certain extroverted tendencies. Other people would be surprised at this as my mind is constantly going and I get a thrill from acting and public speaking.
But sometimes I need to switch off listening to an audio book, watch YouTube TV or read.
Best music:
Nickelback
Busted
Classic Avril Lavigne
Classic Fall Out Boy
Best films:
Shrek 2
The Incredibles
Johnny English
Best writer:
Stephen King
Best games
Local couch co-op (Play with me <3)
On family ties:
If my future partner is extremely close to their family, that would be awesome, but also not at all necessary.
On food:
Don’t try to make me vegan. I love steak and whilst you can be healthy as a vegan you do have to be more careful. How boring
On humor:
Dad jokes
On sex:
When we have been dating for a while I can tell you how I ended up in A&E.
Bad experience avoided intimacy but I am as far as I know healthy and looking to be sex-positive as the youth say.
I’m eager to please, value enthusiastic consent and communication above all, and love finding out what excites my partner.
No problem with nudism, skinny dipping beaches etc but rules to live by no one should ever see my penis unexpectedly or unwantedly. Consent is sexy.
Firmly of the opinion sex is meant to be funny as well as hot/exciting.
On my ideal partner:
- When we’ve dated for a while assuming you don’t hate me I may share my horny 14 year old perfect woman list. But to paraphrase boyzone, that's not anyone and who cares.
Fears:
- That I might not do my best
- I’ll get nervous. I either talk fast, stutter or shut down.
- That I enjoy being drunk and I do
- Other normal insecurities
Red flags:
- Still live with parents in your 30s?! In my defense I always imagined I would move out with my future.
- Kids section a bit too forward
- How disabled? What are we talking about
- What political opinions? HOW LIKE ME ARE YOU
- I don’t have any offensive opinions
- Terrible taste in music/films IN YOUR OPINION
- You won’t date a vegan?! No, I won't date a pushy vegan. Do you hate animals? No
- Why did you talk about nudism in the on sex section? Nudism is not about sex. I agree, it seemed like the best cheeky place to put it.
- Sounds/ looks like he’d be crap in bed. How rude? Do you want to put that to the test, little miss judgemental :D
Contact:
https://www.cognitoforms.com/DanKendall/DanKendallDateMeContactFormAllOptional