"Prepare yourself, fiend" the woman proclaims, readying her weapon, ground cracking beneath her feet. "You will fall here" she says as she lunges towards you.
Let's back up for a bit.... Hello, my name is Anon Anonymous, I'm just a normal anon, one you could find anywhere, and a few days ago...I've died... I've always had a weak heart and when I heard the news about my oshi graduating, my heart could not take it and I an hero'd...
BUT! not everything is as grim as it seems, for you see I was given a second chance, after what seemed to be my demise, I woke up here, in this fantasy world and not only that, I've been blessed with a couple of skills.
Unfortunately I wasn't given any supplies, but thanks to my skills I managed to steal some stuff like a shitty sword and some food from passing merchants and the like...
"Hmm, I've been walking for quite some time, but I can't seem to find any settlements" guess I'll have to go look for more food soon.
Just as I say that, my ears catch the sound of horses, approaching me at full speed, an unit of about twelve fully armed people. "Huh, there's a femela knight among them".
I wait for them to get close before offering my greetings "Hello, my name is Ano-"
"Die monster" one of the soldiers screams as he swings his sword down towards me.
Quickly I dodge to the side and avoid his blade "What the hell? Are you trying to kill me, you bastard? Take your meds!" I shout at the lunatic.
"It can talk?!?" all the other knights that finally cought up utter in unison.
"Huh?" why the hell could I not talk?
Suddenly the female knight gets off of her horse and steps forward.
"We've recieved a report that an orc was attacking mercant carriages, but you appear to be human, albeit ugly, was it your doing" the female knight says this while giving you a look of disgust.
The hell does she mean ugly? You posted on /fit/ twice, you have the body of Adonis, the hell does this bitch know?
"Yeah, that was me, I had borrowed some stuff from those passing by" You answer her, with a deeper voice and puffed out chest, bet you look like gigachad.jpeg now.
"I see, so you are a bandit...or are you perhaps affiliated with the Zhang Empire? the woman's face darkens and absolute silence fills the road.
"N-no? Do I look like a zhang to you?
"Either way, we'll be taking you with us, surrender your weapon" upon the woman uttering these words, all the other knights surround you, weapons in hand.
"Are you sure you guys want to do this?" you say to make sure, but the men don't reply.
"Then I guess I'll have to go all out, just this once" as soon as you say this, you cut them all down, thanks to your experience with games and isekai stories, your level is already quite high.
"Fools, while you were busy climbing the military ranks, I studied the blade" you sigh and give them a sad smile.
"You bastard, how dare you do that to my men?" the woman furiously yells out.
"Prepare yourself, fiend" the woman proclaims, readying her weapon, ground cracking beneath her feet. "You will fall here" she says as she lunges towards you.
She is moving so fast that your eyes can barrely keep up, as if she had teleported, she's right in front of you, ready to bring down her mace and cave you skull in.
The impact shatters your skull and scatters your brains everywhere...or not, it stopped, her heavy mace was stopped by your bare hand.
"I-impossible" the woman gasps, clearly panicking "How? my attacks can shatter mountains"
"It's simple, you may be super strong knight and what not, but you are a woman, you have no chance of winning against me, a man" you say as you crush her mace with your hand.
A bold claim, but not entirely false, upon reincarnating you were given a couple os skills, and this current situation is the result of one of them, your strongest mythical skill...
[The Cock] - it's a skill with 3 separe effects, one of them being - "The one who possesses this skill will never lose to a woman, as it is impossible for them to defeat the cock".
"Now then, why don't we have some fun"
"N-no, stay away from me" the woman screams, still unable to get past the shock from what she just witnessed.
You grab her by the hair and push her to the ground.
"Let me take a look at those massive tits you're hidding" with ease you remove her chest plate.
"STO-mf...ghu" just as she is about to scream you cover her mouth, after which she gags a bit.
"Let captain Noel go, you bastard!" a soldier yells as he slashes your back, seems like your previous display of swordsmanship was not enough to kill him and so he was able to strike you while you weren't looking.
But...
"What the hell, the blade won't cut through" the soldier yells out as he continues to swing the sword at your defenseless back.
"This bastard is so greasy the blade slides off him"
"Interesting hypothesis, but the answer is a bit different" you say, chuckling "here, look" you say as you remove your pants.
"B-bastard, w-why is your dick glowing?" the soldier yells in confusion.
"This is merely the second effect of my skill" the Mythical skill [The Cock] - 2nd effect, as long as the skill's owner is erect, he gains invincibility.
"Your demise was brought by your captain's massive tits" and in a flash you sever the soldier's neck.
"Once again I've cut down a worthless object"
...
"Now, where were we?" you once again approach the female knight.
"Captain Noel...So your name is Noel, well my name is Anon, we had a bad start at getting to know each other, but..." you rip off her shirt, freeing her gigantic breasts "now I'll make sure to learn lots about you....
.........
.........
You approach a crossroads sign. "Hey, are you coming?" you yell out behind you.
"Y-yes I'm right behind you, Darling" A female knight rushes over to your side, hugging your arm.
As she rubs her face to your shoulder, you inspect the sign "<---- Undead Crypt", "^^^^ Tower of the Silver Witch", "-----> Sweets Kingdom"
After pondering for a minute, you set off for new adventure, shit eating grin not leaving your face.