You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

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You're a mean one, Mr Grinch

You really are a heel

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch!

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch!

Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!

You're a nasty, wasty skunk!

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch!

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,

Stink!

Stank!

Stunk!